What do you think about all this robot stuff?

What do you think about all this robot stuff?

Well, good Lord! Are we under attack?

No... that robot monkey, on the news.

You're kidding. That guy's a robot monkey?

...No. But, would you ever put your brain in a robot body?

Why? I like my body. Ha, I love my body.

Ah, you'd never get old, or sick -

Why is the alarm going off?

Beats me. But you know, Skip, your robot body would be the perfect man. Handsome, strong -

Well... could my robot body be a, um, beautiful woman?

Uhhh.... yeah, sure.

Then you'd better believe I'd put my brain in a robot's body!

Robot body? No way! That goes against the natural order.

Well, you'd have the strength of five men.

I got that now!

Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.

Oh, no! Poor kitty!

Yeah.

Would I still have my rugged Latin features?

You'd look exactly the same.

Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

Sir, please. You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.

Five feet! Why so short?

Because... that's as big as they come?

Captain! There's a crack in the hull! Pod Seven is flooding!

A Barbeau-bot would weld that leak with her laser beam eyes.

You won't have laser beam eyes, okay?

What about... X-ray vision?

Yeah... You'll have that.

Do you want the mustache on or off?

are you happy with how this thread is turning out, OP?

I know I am.
Fuck Pod Six