have you ever bought anything from an infomercial?
Have you ever bought anything from an infomercial?
I bought the 360 no scope mop years ago. the mechanism broke because of cheap plastic but I made a new part with steel and fixed it. pretty comfy mop.
almost bought a steam mop, then I read the small print
It takes 20 seconds on one spot to actually kill bacteria
then Imagined all the shit getting airborne and going into my lungs
I bought a steel mop head for my standard wooden stick, pretty comfy mop
has anyone here bought something from an infomercial that WASN'T a mop?
I bought a Hurricane Spin Broom. It's alright
mops or gtfo
a floor duster but It was really a mop because you could clip bleach wet wipes to it
you could just bin the wipe after and there wasn't water everywhere
was a comfy mop
lmao
I bought a smart mop. Was actually pretty smart.
comfy mop thread? compy mop thread.
>tfw the kinoplex won't let me wear my slippermops inside
I bought a motion-activated over-the-floor partical cleaner.
I bought a Snuggy for my wife like ten years ago. It was shit and got donated to Goodwill.
should've made your wife wear it and use her as a mop
should’ve made your wife wear it and thrown her down a hill
:(
don't be a mopist pls
is your wife hot?
No.
To me she is.
well then you should cool her down with some water...and then use her as a mop.
>draw the mopsuit ticket again in the intermission before the kinocopter arrives in 'nam
>have to roll around on the floor in the gook cutting tunnels sponging up blood while both sides awkwardly pretend i am not there
i fucking hate mops
Mods are asleep, post mops
Pic related, it's me and my bitch
Is there a best type of mop bros? Are mops superior to swiffers or do they have different purposes?
one of my friends used to do this
is there an honest review of this product anywhere? I doubt it's anywhere near as amazing as the infomercial will have me believe
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She's really adorable. Reminds me of the girl from Lazy Town
goddamnit I just finished fapping and now this.
>Mods are asleep
should have used janitors are asleep instead
>shit was so wash
bought these 2 years ago
dog not included
i bought one of those for my wifes son too
I bought a salsa maker once. It worked really well for two months then broke. I haven’t had salsa since.
i bought a slap chop and it worked great until i broke the frame chopping up almonds
i miss it
i always wanted one of these
it's because you didn't activate them first
Goddam, Hussein's decoy really fell on had times.
I kinda want to but a shake weight from the infomercials? I know that it had a fuckton of jokes about it. Though I've wanted to try one.
Your effort deserves a reward, user.
BAZINGA!
The babes are back
i bought a shamwow
>hey george we got a grill and want a celebrities name on it
the rest is history
youtube.com
MAGIC BULLET
I love my George Forman Grill. I'm actually happier that an ex boxer had nothing to do with designing it.
how nice of the hosts to make breakfast after their orgy
Has anyone seen the torch informercial that's on bong TV lately you can drop it off a crane or put it in a block of ice or run over it with a car. Looks fucking amazing.
why cant they make phones out of the same material? my screen cracked after I put it down too violently on the table
So that you buy a new one next year.
>mfw cop starts beating me with shitty infomercial flashlight
I remember seeing old 80s ads for CDs when they were new and how you could run them over with a car on the driveway without scratching them while in real life you can't even lay them face down on a fucking table without scratching them the fuck up.
lol we have them here in America, too.
>very carefully take CD/DVD out of game box by putting your finger in the centre
>pass it to normie
>he puts his fingers all over the side and scratches it on every surface
Yeah they used to spread butter on them and they would still miraculously work. The CD shills won.
>dog not included
what a fucking ripoff
My mom bought The Perfect Omelette, that's the only way we made omelettes for a while.
This.It's pretty good if you're too lazy to use gas.
>Patented centrifugal spinning technology
A salad spinner?
Any oldfags remember the Salad Shooter? It was basically a box grater in a cylinder shape that you'd use to shred stuff and "shoot" it onto your salad.
no and if you have you’re retarded
so a tv ad the other day, I always thought they were scam but 6 months later, I found the same product in a commercial center's store. Meaning it can't be a scam if successful shops sell them, right?
Are TV products kino?
They always have shit in stores with the "As seen on TV!" signs next to them. I think it's just a continuation of the scam.
I haven't been to a mall in a long time, but last time I was they had a whole "As seen on tv store"
my dad bought that too along with this
Should have made a mop out of it.
why would anyone need this?
This
I have a Tobi steamer.
To hold your eggs retard
Because you're tired of THIS happening.
Just build a net under the cupboard to catch everything.
Problem solved.
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Why build it yourself when you can buy the Kitchen Net for only 5 easy payments of 29.99! That's just 5 easy payments of 29.99, and if you call now you get a second one ABSOLUTELY free. We'll also throw in as many egg holders as you can carry. That's a 400 dollar value for only 5 easy payments of 29.99! Order today.
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>daddy what are you doing
>what the hell am I doing with my life? this isn't how I imagined my future back when I was 1
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THE FUCKING MADMAN! BET HE CAN'T EVEN CUT WATER WITH THAT KNIFE NOW
a vacuum.
>he didn't trick out his stock toilet with an aftermarket bidet attachment
gg fags
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>old people eating fast food
>he didn’t buy the computer hacker defense system
how long did it last
I kissed a girl wearing a snuggy at prom party.
;-;
I have 32 more loaded up
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keep em coming
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About a year before it started smelling like burning rubber during the vacuum. It was one of the Shark products, short and slim easy to store.
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what the fuck
that egg's not even cooked!
why the heck is he picking up a raw egg?
and did they try to sell an unfried fried egg picker upper or something?
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