Confess

Confess.

I would return VHS without rewinding them.

I pooped in my hand in the shower cause I didn't want to get out, and some guys on Sup Forums told me that if I mashed it down the drain it would clog my pipes, so I threw it into the toilet, except I missed and my dog got it. He's just a puppy and he likes to hang outside my shower when I'm in there, but he got to it and snatched it up. That was 2 days ago, and his breath has been really terrible and my parents can't figure out why.

I throw my trash once the movie end at the theater, oppose to throwing it on the floor.

These threads are Reddit as fuck, stop

Fight Club is a good movie

I watched Milo and Otis about 30 times over my childhood

ameica was a mistake

fuck off memer

i think im going to get friendzoned and am going to drop her before she drops me as a power move

I enjoy YIFY formats because I'd rather have 500+ films on my HHD at 1gb each rather than have 50 of them at 10gb+ each

ive seen every blacked video

I watched Thor Ragnarok despite the fact that I vowed not to give the Mouse any more money.

I've never watched Sopranos, The Wire, Mad Men, True Detective, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Band of Brothers, Six Feet Under, Boardwalk Empire, Arrested Development, Fargo, Rome, The X-Files and a fuckton of others that I don't remember right now.

I did begin Deadwood though, very good show but the dialogue is so weird, it's not bad, but there's just something about it, it's like every characters is reciting a poem or something. Very different from your typical western.

This but unironically. I shat in the shower and pushed it down the drain when I was blackout drunk. I was going to pick it up and put it in the toilet but I was scared it was too wet and would fall apart before I made it to the toilet.

I don't watch capeshit.

IT WAS ME, BARRY! IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEE!

I used to think kino was pronounced k-eye-no instead of key-no. I still think k-eye-no sounds better.

My life has been an utter disappointment and I want to kill myself, although I don't have the courage to.

>unironically

yeeeah...unironically....

Forrest Gump is unironically my favorite movie of all time

I hate movies

I never saw any of classical movies

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I had to read it a few words at a time to avoid laughing at work

I've fapped more to Chloe than Emma

Based dogger cleaning your mess up for you

I can't stop fapping to sissy porn even though I'm not gay and would never do any of that degenerate shit irl
I just have a fetish for iq level drop bimbo mindslave transformation
Once I cum instant shame and regret

Gas yourself

You gas yourself.

>Once I cum instant shame and regret
Because you're an actual fucking faggot and you can't stand it

nuh uh, YOU gas yourself

I once shat on my hallway floor because I thought it would be hot somehow.
I was fapping and thought "I want to do something really fucked up", so I just pooped on the floor while jerking it. I ended up pushing out some piss and it squirted in all directions since I was hard.
I had the letterbox propped open with my other hand so I could see out into the hall, to make it public or something, I don't know.
After I shat I lost my erection and threw up in the toilet.
I tried it again the next day and came while shitting, that was okay I guess. Probably would have felt the same if I did on the toilet though.