"PenULTIMATUM!"
Culture Shock!
Culture Clash!
Culture War!
Civil Unrest!
Riots!
Conspiracies!
Broken Alliances!
Accusations!
Invasions!
Death and Mayhem!
And that's just the world outside your window!
It's rough all over from the madness outside your door to the ruins of Wayne Manor, but the remnants of the Justice League and their ragamuffin successors could very well prevail against a merciless superpowered jihad from inner space!
Maybe.
Rebirth or Ragnarok? Let's find out!
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For those of you just joining us...
Well, it sure beats the hamster wheel Luthor stuck him in.
"He's also a guy that dresses like me. Or maybe I dress like him. It's hard to say."
I'm surprised there isn't more Bruce/Carrie porn out there.
Get it? Because they're sort of invading Greece.
>This series have spanned 2 YEARS
Holy Jesus on a pogo stick
That ribbon was white before it made the rounds in the Amazonian baths.
Classic Bruce. Back from the dead for less than a day and you're all ready making everyone wish you were six feet under.
Yeah man. When this started, Obama was still President of the USA.
Still, it's keeping a better pace than Jupiter's Legacy. Now that's a comic printed with molasses instead of ink.
This is all technically your fault, "Supergirl."
Yes, there are cats on Krypton. Streaky was one, wasn't he?
Lara's narrating btw.
Streaky was a normal earth cat who got powers.
Gotta hand it to Kubert. This spread is very Miller-esque.
Oh. My mistake. I could have sworn there used to be cats up there too. My bad.
300!
But with Amazons fighting Nazi Muslims!
I don't know how Diana's doing what she's doing on this page.
They really are thinly veiled kryptonian muslims aren't they?
I mean it was obvious with the big bad having 3 wives or something but jesus Miller. I am sick and tired of reading your anti-muslim agenda. Be original man.
God I wish Ares would appear and say "bitches please" and fight with the Amazons.
I'm not a big fan of how standard this book is.
As much as you might have hated The Dark Knight Strikes Again, you have to admit, that it was a delightfully mad romp.
Suicide Girl Superhero Cosplayers
Braniac Frog Mechs
SAVAGE Sword of the Atom
Emerald God Green Lantern
And one of the most destructive sex scenes in all of comic history.
Can you really judge a man whose clearly gone insane?
She's twirling, twirling, twirling towards bloodshed!
Maybe DKIV will bring back that Gonzo Guignol. Who can say?
This isn't quite that, but I hope it delights you all the same.
BITCH you beat your father half to death.
If you like, can you do the last issue of spider-woman?
I thought he was coming back from insanity ok :/
The last crusade was really really good.
This better be another Kandor Trojan Horse ploy.
They're also Nazis. Because Master Race. And how blonde some of them are.
Greek Mythology has Valkyries?
Well present events seem to be justifying his rage. London, Paris, Berlin, and even in the USA.
Speaking of which, Daddy's Home.
cant wait for WW narrating how awesome superman's cock is while he saves her like the damsel/whore she truly is or however Miller writes women.
Hades says Persephone is prettier than any Valkyrie.
And stronger too.
Hades says Persephone has a six-pack. The muscle kind.
FINE!
Just for you, a classic weird noir crime story.
Oh shit.
>literal nuclear suicide bombers
Miller pls stahp. I thought you had it out of your system with Holy Terror. I don't want your bullshit mucking up Batman ugh.
What's sad is there is a lot of good stuff written here but the nazi muslim allegory is such a shitty turn off.
No thanks.
>Nazis, but also hardline Muslims
>Hot take journalists can't decide whether it punches up more than it punches down, or vice versa
>They're all aliens, which gives journos more stuff to bicker about
>the comic takes ages to come out, which makes it harder for people to prop it up for controversy duckets
Did Miller and Azzarello accidentally make this book clickbait resistant? Not immune, of course, nothing is - but is it less likely to get the usual drubbing?
Why wait for Miller Moll Monologues? Have some now!
Oh yeah.
You're right.
Instead of nuclear bombs, they should have used knives and trucks and acid and guns.
To be fair, it's a pretty great cock. It's never NOT impressive.
What? Waid's Champions are the only ones who can fight ISIS allegories now?
I guess that journalist was wrong about Yindel wanting to bang Gordon.
Yeah, spinning might explain it. I think.
Well, that's random
>Waid's Champions are the only ones who can fight ISIS allegories now?
Yeah, the House just had a vote on it this Monday. Saw it on C-SPAN. They also decided that DC can make a simulacrum of James Robinson after he dies, but only to help them make a Starman movie. It was a pretty unusual session.
Okay, this gag was all right. I give it a B-. Puns never get an "A" unless they do something really out there.
Which is more than I can say for Neo Miller's drawing skills.
This is some terrible prose right here.
You joke, but I think Starman could work as a CW production provided he doesn't fly so much.
True. Bats aren't all that quiet.
Muslims and Sup Forumsmblr btfo
Anyone else hoping that after TDKIII wraps up Miller works on ASBAR Volume 2?
Bullets! A Neo Nazi's One Weakness!
We do need fresh memes.
Press S
This though. This trumps how odd that was.
That's just about it.
All I skipped were some B&W Kubert production art and some of those cloudy copy-pasted interiors.
See you in May (yes, really) for the final chapter of this third chapter!
Ciao!
I'd settle for bullet points or a Last Crusade-esque one-shot.
Amen to that.
It's like that iconic CoIE cover!
Why is there suddenly a star of David?
Insanity is tolerating Islam.
>Panel 1, text box 2
Is that how it works? I don't think that's how it works.
True enough.
There's nothing impressive about cocks. They're a pretty ugly part of human anatomy.
You'd probably feel different as a gay man or a straight woman.
>Jonathan waving at the crowd
No it's not how it works
But this is comic books, it works if we want it to work
I figured it's a gallows humor joke and she knows she'd dying.
I like this page. Wish you could see the baby though.
Why can't bad guys be Muslims? It's certainly realistic, at least.
Dude, it's SUPERMAN. There isn't a woman alive who doesn't want to fuck him.
Nah cocks are pretty ugly
What happened here?
Better looking than vaginas.
They filled each other full of bullets. Miller felt like killing two minor characters for some reason.
Who cares about this, WHERE is the rest of ASBAR
If Jim Lee ever feels like drawing it, we'll get it.
Why is Batman young now?
He's the new Ra's and Carrie is his Talia.
Lazarus Pit.
Do ra's and Talia have sex?
I get the vibe that Talia wants to.
Miller's way to say "It's magic, it ain't gonna explain shit"
The look on the baby's face kills me...
You but its also shitting on nazis so Sup Forums btfo
Bruce is a faggot
Frank you son of a bitch, you stealthily made another anti-Muslim book with the evil kryptonians to be honest It's kinda impressive
This
Did some girl call your dick ugly?