BREAKING: Tommy Wiseau Wants to Direct a DC film

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DChads!

DChads!

DChads!

>o hai clark

he's fucking shit.

>you're snaaaapping my neck Kal-El!

and with DC as desperate as it is he's probably got the job though he might be overqualified

>what a story Clark

so's DC so it's perfect

>keep your stupid quips in your pocket

>Wiseau makes a DC film
>unironically universally praised
>100% on rotten tomatoes
>$3 billion box office after 2 weeks
>Snyder follows in April's footsteps
>Patty Jenkins blames straight white males for going to see the movie and giving it money
>David Ayer makes another 2 hour music video, idk
>Whedon likes a tweet calling Wiseau a hack and WB try to act like it never happened
>Kevin Feige finally an heroes

He's too good for capeshit.

CAST HIM

I'd actually go see this one.
>uncomfortable sex scene with Gal Gadot

>Superman: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her!
>[throws water bottle]
>Superman: I did *not*. Oh hi, Green Lantern.
>Green Lantern: Oh, hey Superman, what's up?
>Superman: I have a problem with Wonder Woman. She says that I hit her.
>Green Lantern: What? Did you?
>Superman: [sits down] No, it's not true. Don't even ask.

Morpheus Dream

>Tommy Wiseau sitting in the writer's room with Zach Snyder and Joss Whedon
>Tommy: Joss, two's great. But three is a crowd. ha-ha

well i don't like their movies nor and i don't care about any of the justice league members or whatever but i'd also like to direct a DC film

So?
I want to direct a big Hollywood movie too.
Is that BREAKING NEWS as well?
Probably not right?
Than delete your thread pls

No, you’d go WATCH it. It’s to watch a movie, not to see a movie.
I hate the degradation of English in the last years

was gonna post this

>complaining about grammar on a mongolian throat singing forum

t. Donald Duck

anywhay how's your sex life

kek

Tommy would make for a great Lobo

I'd watch the shit out of Tommy Wiseau's Doom Patrol.

Obligatory retarded Wojak.

Post your face if he'll do it better than Joss.
Also, choose a role for him. Film Freak or Basil Karlo.

Both words work you autistic faggot

I mean, what do they have left to lose?

Might as well give him a shot

It'd be a step up from snyder

I'd love for the capeshit studios to start throwing their Z-list nobodies at crazy people like Wiseau.

would he shave if the role required it though?

If I was Jeff Bezzos or something I'd give Wiseau 200 million to make a movie. Just to see what the fuck he was going to make. Preferably if it was a superhero story.

Doctor Strange.

He's a better director than Snyder so bring him in.

M.O.D.O.K

This x1000

>dasthejoke.jpg

I would pay to see it, desu.

>mfw this will never happen

Morbius, the Living Vampire

Darkseid

/thread

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If they want to do Lex Luthor as a creepy autistic-savant, he'd legitimately do a better job than Eisenberg

I'd pay to see this

>would you prefer to do this thing that would get you millions of dollars
>of course
oh gee what an answer sure am surprised

>this time

what was the last DC film he directed?

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I fucking wish.
Oh fucking hell, man, that would be top.
>it becomes so bizarre that it's incomprehensible
>most accurate comic adaptation in history

>inb4 warner actually hears him, then proceeds to fire snyder and Whedon, so Tommy can direct his own Batman movie

i'm very sure CIA would be there aswell

How do you pronounce that? "Dee" Chads" or "Dee-See hads"? Not very catchy either way.

>oh, hi justin

>Tommy Wiseau Presents: Batman Odyssey

Currently Donald Deed

Tommy Wiseau as Plastic Man
FUND IT

Eobard Thawne

YOU'RE STRETCHING ME APART LISA

Deadman.

just make a new batman movie and use him as robin

The difference is Tommy Wiseau is more relevant than you will ever be in your life.

Can't get any worse than the pajeet sheet they churn out nowadays.

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I'd make it happen.

GF's little brother is into both superheroes and Tommy Wiseau in a big way. So are all his friends. They can all quote the fuck out of it and they're young/dumb/disposableincome. Ride the disaster artist train.

Give him a budget of 12 million usd (we want it to not look good.) 2x the budget of the room. Spend at least double that, more on advertising.

Stipulations:
He has to direct. He has to star with his football book writing buddy. It has to take place for the majority of the film, in that same building if it exists still.

Rush that shit out in a year at most and you got a hit. $$$$$$$$$$ movie will suck but profits will be large.

>Wiseau in charge of Batman Beyond

it's going to be a crazy ride

Batman
>no one knows where he is from or where he got his money

He can be the Superman Nicolas Cage never got to be!