/imaceleb/ - Fake Taxi Edition

Amir & Iain Bromance - Capeshit Faggots Grow Up

Iain OUT

First for Jamie to go tonight

Toff's bum is for _______

>you're still watching this show without me? pathetic.

Bit early lad.

Reminder that the producers couldn't find a single clip of Iain having fun with another person

First for KEZ

Aight?

becca>toff

Begone thot

those jean shorts kek what a chav

Popping to Tesco after this ends lads, get your requests in now.

Please remember to give to charity this Christmas. All the money will go to some non-white who has knocked 20 years off his age.

Considering ordering a pizza lads, should I get it with garlic bread or chips

Nth for arsemad mongrel posters

You're fucking gone lass

Gluten free Frosties and a Kez gf pls lad

caramel slices

BASED Stanley handling everything like a real man as usual

I love Toff (went to school with her xD) but I miss Mistress bitchy Becky putting these worms in their place!

Based Iain

Uber BTFO

Scotch eggs please

Lucozade original

What a fucking little bitch

Haraam as fuck

WUT NO?!? BECKY GOT KICKED?!?

walkers thai sweet chilli lad

>getting bread with your bread
uuuuhhhhhh
one gf please
or just some custard creams/ambrosia rice pudding

Amir is such a paki cunt

>Tamara's world
What the fuck is this shit

Garlic bread, gotta be.

Imagine being an Amir enthusiast right now

When Stanley fails tasks, it's never due to a lack of nerves, unlike literally everyone else.

what school did you go to?

Oh shit do you lads not have garlic pizza bread? It's the best

>Iain completes another counting task for the team
>Amir will still make fun of him

No. It's due to him being a senile old twat.

If they do Vanilla coke zero get a load.

>chips
>from a pizza place

Amir and Iain on the orange juice

bitch niggas

If they really want to scare Amir, they should put a healthy pet dog into camp. Muslims hate dogs and routinely poison those of neighbours.

>in 2006 amir run over a man on a zebra crossing, braking the Man's leg, amir had to pay 40, 000 in damages. 2 years later the man died of internal bleeding.

>I miss salt so much
What a fat cow lmao

Amir didn't appreciate Iain making fun of him in front of his "alpha male" friends

>sweet chilli
vile desu

AMIR BTFO

>Toff will never dance for you

>Fiz Toff and Vanessa dancing for the lads

VERY problematic

My local pizza place does the best garlic cheese chips I've ever had

love iain desu

Cunt stealing my OC

why, did you as well?

Iain pokes fun at Iain but even with his glassjaw, he would batter Iain so badly. I'd love to see it. We all would, even the Iainfags (deep down).

Well in his defense he is old, he can't help that, the things he can help he normally does.

LEAVE AMIR ALONE!!!

Based Iain BTFO'ing Amir with that song

Nobody replied, I think they knew it wasn't you

I'm sorry

>I WILL SURVIVE

YES YOU WILL. BASED IAIN.

I'd like to see this

Iain would break his own glassjaw?

>Muslims hate dogs
Is this true

Becky’s dungeon

Iain is literally /ourguy/

So even Amir’s fans are illiterate.

Fucking heck Stanley get your shit together that's not even the tune

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Yes, they think dogs are dirty, unclean and shouldn't be kept as pets

"I've got no hesitation getting involved and having fun because that's what humans do, and I am a human."

Kinda, they only used to really have them as working animals, like to herd sheep and stuff, don't let them in the house or treat them well. I think it's transferred to modern day where they don't like them

>there are ""people"" that are actually falling for Stanley's old endearing man act

deportations when?

>6'4"

He'd have to reach it first the crybaby manlet prick.

Holy shit lmao

>a dog being filthier than an area full of muslims

You having a laff?

Yeah Iain, you will survive your 5th suicide attempt because you are such a fuckup.

It's alright lad, just don't do it again or I'll shit on yer mam.

what is it like living a life as bitter and cynical as yours that you can't even enjoy a harmless old man bumbling around with his jungle pals?

If Stanley really is putting on an act of a doddery old man when he is indeed a doddery old man, then he frankly deserves to win.

want to know how I know you're a Labour voter?

>jungle pals
That's no way to talk about vanessa

>they’re still this desperate to convince peole windows 10 isn’t a utter sack of shit
Classic

Why is the box out of breath? It's really unrealistic and I might complain to Ofcom

>Man, please be courteous to your best friend.
>Many dogs live in this area and Muslims are known to be murderous subhuman pedophiles. Please keep your Muslims in Pakistan and away from the dogs who live in Doggostan, formerly known as the Eurarabic Caliphate.

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Quick lads, predict the next one out

Winner gets a toffee crisp

Iains odds shortening with no end in site. Hes more likely to win than jamie now

vanessa to go

Jamie

...

Dennis/ Vanessa bottom two

Vanessa.
Third time lucky

Vanessa unfortunately.

Vanessa

Vanessa

Fuck this shithole of a country

IAIN AND TOFF SAFE

BASED

Who the fuck is voting for Jennie?

/ourboy/ stays in

>it's not you
BASED IAIN DOES IT AGAIN