What does Sup Forums think of comedian Norm Macdonald?
What does Sup Forums think of comedian Norm Macdonald?
Norm is a living god. His delivery ain't for everybody.
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tfw too dumb to get his jokes
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But 9/11 was a national tragedy
Remember when he used this joke on his show and he prefaced it with, "One of my friends once asked..." because he's a little pussy that doesn't own his politics?
Remember when you got triggered when a comedian wasn't willing to push an agenda on national television?
Concern trolling is speaking truth to power
I think he's turned his brain into mush and is going to overdose soon
I don't get it, what's the joke?
Why didn’t you read Alice Munro
Why does he keep repeating the same jokes? He told Seinfeld the same joke twice and he laughed at it twice. One was on his podcast, another at the comedians cars and coffee show. Sad!
>This was at the height of the AIDS epidemic
Shitposting has rotted your brain my friend. It's still an agenda even if you argee with it.
>Shitposting has rotted your brain my friend
And yet you're the one who literally couldn't read my post
Or so the Germans would have us believe. *note to self*
All comedians do it. If you follow any comedian for a length of time, you'll start to notice the same jokes being repeated. It's not that easy coming up with a good joke, you can't expect comedians to just come up with new stuff every time, they have to rely on some tried and proven material.
He's /ourguy/.
He even ripped Margaret Atwood to pieces.
>Jimmy Seville
That hat is /fa/
unironically one of my favorite human beings
Norm is a comedic genius
that's a very problematic "joke"
Marilyn manson died?
He still alive?
I got banned from Sup Forums for posting this joke yesterday.
did he? i hate that fucking bitch.
God damn that is a self absorbered kiketress if there ever was on.
Completely smug smile, and messy hair to fake humility.
Am I missing something? At that point anyone who even remotely supports anything that comes even close to extremism is an enemy combatant.
Murrica will rightfully rain fire upon every single muslim nation until they give up ISIS themselves and surrender to an enforced democracy with any dissent punishable by death.
yeah, she's a complete ghoul.
Wasn't he supposed to get Thomas Pynchon on the latest season of that? what the fuck happened
> Atwood: “Just like the Wizard of Oz, Donald Trump has no magical power”
> Macdonald: “You make a very good, if utterly obvious, point. So, you’re saying he DOESN’T have magical powers. Thanks.”
> And then Atwood, a Toronto resident, tries again to console American readers with: “Dear Americans. It will be all right in the long run. (How long? We will see.) You’ve been through worse, remember.”
> Macdonald replies: “Gee, thanks, lady.” “How to SURVIVE in the era of Trump, lady? How about staying in your house with your money?”
> Earlier, the 57-year-old Quebec City native observed, “Canadians have frauds and imposters (sic) just like everyone else. Most people in the arts are charlatans. One is @MargaretAtwood.”
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>kiketress
She's not, actually.
For a comedian that hates when comedians talk about politics Norm sure talks about politics a lot.
Worrying about "peaceful Muslims" over 50 million dead Americans is like completely insane, he's clearly joking.
Munro is overrated though
Every time somebody runs a truck through a crowd while screeching Allahu Ackbar, the very first response of the authorities is "We must make sure this doesn't cause anti-Muslim sentiment"
As in they're much more concerned about that then the people who got, y'know, murdered. "Charlie Hebdo had it coming" opinion pieces, the Eagles of Death Metal being banned from ever playing at the Bataclan again due to Jessie Hughes' Islamophobic statements days after he witnessed 80 of his fans being gunned down, etc.
>What if this thing that will never happen happened?? That'd show you libtards!!
she's absorbed the merchant mindset so completely that it has warped her features and DNA.
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They're trying to keep a lid on WWIII and the small minority of extremists are trying to provoke it. Unnecessary blasphemy and racist trolling just empowers and legitimizes the extremists.
There are 1.8 billion Muslims in the world. If they wanted you dead, you would be.
>what is reductio ad absurdum?
>There are 1.8 billion Muslims in the world. If they wanted you dead, you would be.
No, we would massacre them in open war, so instead they covertly infiltrate and undermine our societies
one of these is not like the others
>absorbed the merchant mindset so completely that it has warped her features and DNA
god bless ruth, she was a little spiteful though
actually two of them aren't, newfag.
This. ISIS is peaceful.
That sounds like a threat. Even more reason to hate Muslims. Thanks.
actually three of them aren't, summerfag
He meant politicizing your act, it is hacky, ie
>Colbert
>Oliver
>Maher
>Noah
>Samantha Bee
Muslims are literally too stupid to pose a threat, 1.8 billion doesn't count for much when 1/3rd is inbred and half are illiterate.. The only reason why they're threatening the west currently, is because of subversive elements in the western society, ie politicians, political agitators, etc. Even terrorist cells are laughable, they only exist because intelligence agencies allow them to.
Yeah that was my point, man totally except I meant that they don't have nuclear weapons nor would they be able to kill 50 million americans. We've seen what they're able to do, they can kill a couple of people here and there but that's it.
>1/3rd is inbred
it's a lot more than that in some countries. 75% of marriages in pakistan are between first cousins, over 50% in each arab country.
Even if 1 white person dies, the resulting "discomfort" of "moderate" Muslims, however strong it may be, is utterly irrelevant.
>comfy norm thread ruined
I guess I'll try to start another thread in s few hours
What about the millions of brown people whitey kills all the time?
Master troll or Absolute fucking retard
we don't give a fuck about your brown 'people'.
The resulting discomfort of moderate whites to these supposed "millions of brown people whitey kills all the time" would be irrelevant too.
There is no "how to be white" handbook, white killers are not following some God given white law that all whites have to follow to be white.
That's what happens in a war.
White people generally kill anything, hell, we've killed eachother in countless euro wars and have done more damage to our selves than any brown/asian countries have done to us
Millions?
Should be billions,
Fucking slackers
Yeah no shit
wtf i hate American Psycho now
Seinfeld's been telling the same joke over and over again for years.
>Margaret Atwood
Not a fan of her tedious edgy soap operas for teen girls.
Ruggles didn't show up.
You are missing the point.
>he's clearly joking
Yeah, almost to the point where your post is completely, utterly and infuriatingly unnecessary.
Or defending that poor guy that just picked up a faulty gun.
Yeah, the funniest thing about the demographic suicide of whites people is that it's all self-inflicted. It could never have been achieved through force. It's like we collectively realised that no one was a real threat to us so we just decided to sit back and breathe in the carbon dioxide
>Why does he keep repeating the same jokes?
Wait, did you actually think comedians come up with new jokes every time they perform? LMAO @ you so fucking hard right now.
Did you actually think when a comedian says some shit like "so I was at the store this morning in (suburb of city they are performing in) and I had this thought...."
HAHAHA HHAHAHA
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American psycho is my favorite novel
Lol, this is exactly the mindset that liberals have. Top tier satire.
Now that's a film I'd wash an ass to
I was thinking the same thing. I wonder how many replies he got that said "so true" or something similar from utterly humorless morons who have no idea who he is.
bretty good
>Alice Munro is to literature what Lee Iacocca is to automaking.
Isn't that a bad thing? The man is responsible for the pinto.
>don't speak bad about Muslims or they'll kill you
Wow.
Brown man here, what about all the other brown people you worthless apes kill?
There's no coincidence why every race and religion in contact with you hates you.
WE KAFIR WILL NEVER BOW.
I'm glad you have the luxury to say that, but in the third world Muslims are carrying out literal genocide against no believers. Saying Islam is a religion of peace is the height of white privilege. Come to the front lines of the struggle for survival and say that shit. You will break.
I like American Psycho, but it also happens to be his only good novel - more, I suspect, by accident than design. Everything else of his I've tried reading I've never actually been able to finish, pure trash.
Damn, I was hoping to give Less Than Zero a try.
Guess I'll skip it.
AHEAD OF THE CURVE, RELIGION OF PEACERS ARE NOW BANNED FROM AMERICA THANKS TO DRUMPF
S A V A G E
>Unnecessary blasphemy and racist trolling just empowers and legitimizes the extremists.
you're right we should just kill them outright
So all their failures regarding Israel were an extremely elaborate set-up?
that fucking reply from cho
youtu.be
>"This is your future norm"
>"This was your past"
Fucking lost it
>“@normmacdonald In an authoritarian regime, the most important thing is whether you are ‘one of them’ or ‘one of us,’ ” he tweets.
>“no,” Macdonald replies.
>There are 1.8 billion Muslims in the world. If they wanted you dead, you would be.
haha they all want Israel dead and they can't even manage that
I hope you're joking.
>If they wanted you dead, you would be.
no, no we wouldn't be. but it doesn't mean we want to deal with their shenanigans here.
Are you retarded?
DUDE FEARMONGERING LMAO
Where's Chairman of the Bored?
what's so great about this alice
Delivered like shit