Tfw currently at the regional kinoplex and am stuck in the toilets with diarrhoea for the past 15 minutes

>tfw currently at the regional kinoplex and am stuck in the toilets with diarrhoea for the past 15 minutes

Stay there until the movie plays agian.

power through and stay #LITTY

You better clean the poop scissors

Who are you with?

Mom

Then text her you're feeling sick dumbass

What movie?

What did you eat?

Lol. You guys still have your mom follow you into the bathroom with you?

Mine always says she could come in with me to check my bum after wipeys, but I've started telling that bitch to fuck off and just wait outside the door till I'm done. You don't need your mom to check, you just put your finger in the crack when you think you're done, clench your cheeks, and if you pull your finger out and theres no poo then you're good.

Literally shitposting frogs from your phone

not everyone is alpha like you

Lasagne

Mom isn’t in the bathroom with me she’s in the viewing place

Text Robert, retard. You can't leave your own mother by herself

pffffsf, lol :DDDD

>Not dragging your ass across the floor to see if the brown stains are sparse enough to warrant returning to your movie.
I guess Americans are okay with less than optimal hygiene

How close were you seated to the Bullpen? Your mom may have been roped into a breeding session

what were you watching

Murder on oriental express

Make sure to groan loudly if you hear the door swing open...it engenders sympathy.