>tfw currently at the regional kinoplex and am stuck in the toilets with diarrhoea for the past 15 minutes
Tfw currently at the regional kinoplex and am stuck in the toilets with diarrhoea for the past 15 minutes
Stay there until the movie plays agian.
power through and stay #LITTY
You better clean the poop scissors
Who are you with?
Mom
Then text her you're feeling sick dumbass
What movie?
What did you eat?
Lol. You guys still have your mom follow you into the bathroom with you?
Mine always says she could come in with me to check my bum after wipeys, but I've started telling that bitch to fuck off and just wait outside the door till I'm done. You don't need your mom to check, you just put your finger in the crack when you think you're done, clench your cheeks, and if you pull your finger out and theres no poo then you're good.
Literally shitposting frogs from your phone
not everyone is alpha like you
Lasagne
Mom isn’t in the bathroom with me she’s in the viewing place
Text Robert, retard. You can't leave your own mother by herself
pffffsf, lol :DDDD
>Not dragging your ass across the floor to see if the brown stains are sparse enough to warrant returning to your movie.
I guess Americans are okay with less than optimal hygiene
How close were you seated to the Bullpen? Your mom may have been roped into a breeding session
what were you watching
Murder on oriental express
Make sure to groan loudly if you hear the door swing open...it engenders sympathy.