Opinion?

Well it looks like the cards have a BLACKED™.com future in store for this little blonde cutie.
Personally I think it's awesome, Sup Forums thoughts?

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Looking good together.

How old is Miles now?

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FUCKING NIGGER

16 almost 17

And how old is gwen?

Old enough to drink legally.

Cute.

I think both of them should be killed off because they're shitty characters.

Miles first though, since he's objectively far worse than Spider-Gwen.

She's 18

Yep it is.

>she's 18
Is she? Cause last time I checked she was like 21.

You forget.

>Bendis' project.

...did you not read the issue?

They decided to just be friends. Bendis baited everyone again.

>cute
No, Miles and Gwen have absolutely no chemistry together and don't deserve to be called cute.

This seems like a couple that's rooted more in marketing than actual on-panel chemistry

Which yknow, may just be due to the fact that Miles is kind of bland and Spider-Gwen doesn't serve much of a purpose outside of her own universe

Hey that's it, maybe they bond over the fact that they're both completely extraneous in a universe where Peter Parker is still A) Alive and B) Spider-Man?

When are we going to get a spider franchisee who brings something original to the table? Other than Otto

She's 18 user.

>and Spider-Gwen doesn't serve much of a purpose outside of her own universe

Neither does Miles, and yet....

'For now'

Miles is fine, Bendis doesn't know how to write black people. When written by other people there's no problem with him.

both shallow characters with no development or their own characters

>they decided to just be friends.
They hardly even know each other.

You're an idiot if you think anything is going to happen.

They'll keep teasing it until Miles moves onto the next love interest. Just like Kamala, and Bombshell before her.

That was the entirety of Bendis' Ultimate Spider-Man: the illusion of serious relationships

This is bullshit on the highest degree.

When other people write for Miles he's absolute trash then too. He just kinda sits in the background and points out the obvious, then fades back into the background. This character has /nothing/ to go off of and all the other writers know it. There is no reason to keep him around other than brownie points for having a black Spider-Man.

Not entirely true.

They have him pretend to be Peter sometimes when they're forced to give him a personality.

She's old enough to drink.

pedophilia

Yeah, but that's not much better either. Because, well, you already have Peter. So why would you write two Peters? Let alone having one that I have no reason to form an attachment with to the degree that most readers have with Peter.

well the guy that Slott is writing doesn't resemble Peter Parker that much, apart from being a fuckup, so maybe that's how they get away with it

Touche. CEO Peter was a mistake.

His job should be a college professor. It seems like the natural progression.

Maybe she's got fake I.D

If browsing Sup Forums has taught me anything, it's that expecting the worst pays off much, much more often than being positive. Sup Forums time and again says "This will never happen!", "It can't get worse than this!", "You're just exaggerating."

And then it happens, and nobody knows how it could've happened and wonder why didn't they see any signs.

Maybe she's was actually 21 or older and Bendis just decided to ignore it all for the sake of ship teasing.

And people pay money for this?

Maybe she lied about her age to Miles because she's a pedophile.

Maybe the law on drinking age is 18 on Earth-65

Maybe she's just 21+.

I'm 100% sure it won't happen.

I knew nothing was going to come out of this crossover, and by judging past evidence, I'm certain it won't ever happen.

That, and the fact that Marvel seems to be really against characters that aren't Reed, Sue, Medusa, Black Bolt, Titania, and Absorbing Man having relatively stable relationships.

I mean, when was the last time Spider-man was in a real relationship with someone.

For that matter, when was the last time a new real relationship happened in Marvel comics? All they ever do now is tease.

Nah that contradicts what Miles said about being 2 years older.

Unless she's lying to him so that she can sleep with him. Pedophiles do that all the time.

True, she might be overcome with lust. I hear the BBC has that affect on white girls.

Just like how little boys attract pedophiles like her?

I hear you can't really talk to girls.

>caring about either of these shit characters

Just do yourself a favor and end yourself, my friend.

You can't do math user, the proof's right there in previous, she's 18.

And lo and behold the next issues of their respective ongoings are already ignoring it.
What bothers me the most is the inconsistencies to the first issue where it looked like Miles kisses her and they are both wearing their masks yet the final issue shows something else. That shitty quality control shows already how cobbled together that crossover was. Nevermind the Bendis issues pretty much having no content whatsoever.

>What is lying.

You can't do context clues, the proof is right there in my image. She's over 21.

Bendis wanted a crossover to not have to deal with Slott's clone shit and Latour had to do the heavy-lifting for him.

Nope no evidence to suggest she's 21 nothing directly stated shows she's 21. However direct mathematical proof exists and shows she's 18, next time try pulling a new approach out of your ass user.

Do you not know what the word context clue means? She's clearly old enough to drink on that page, meaning she's either 21 or older. Meaning she was lying to Miles, because she's a pedophile.

what a nice girl you have there, it would be a shame if she get GREENED™

Incorrect user, 'context' as you term it doesn't get a look in. There are many explanations for drinking under 21 years of age neither is there any implication or context for lying to Miles that's something you have simply contrived. She's 18 user as I have provided direct evidence for.

And there's an explanation for her lying to Miles. And apart from this little crossover, there's nothing else to imply she is 18.

But it's not an implication user, it's a mathematical proof. I can't make it any simpler for you.

Uh. She mentions that it's been two years since she last saw Harry and Peter died during prom, so shouldn't that make her 20?
Because Harry mentions that he joined the army right afterwards.

No user, not unless unless you can establish mathematically the age relationship between Harry and Gwen.

Out of her mouth, she could be lying about her age. So it's not mathematical proof. Also this

Harry tried, Peter himself also turned green and then died. Harry and Peter both got friendzoned.

Gwen, Pete and her were in the same grade.

But Stormin' Norman never tried yet.

Why are people so obsessed over the notion interracial couples and loss of purity?
Gwen was the one who initiated most things, she's (correct me if I'm wrong) a couple years older than Miles who doesn't have a lot of experience with girls, so Miles really has nothing to do with "stealing the women of the white race" away from anyone
It's just a dumb relationship, just let it be that

So they promote pedophilia.

So progressive.

No reason to assume she's lying user, that's something you're simply grasping at without any evidence to support your specious claims regards her age.

Any evidence to support this and they are the same age?

>black guy, white girl

Stop this. Why is this the only interracial used now?

>The next issue of Spider-man, which is issue 15, is a very big issue for miles as the fallout of sitting in a tree hits home. it is what they call a game changer, a status quo upheaval, a shot to the heart…

>that being said, Miles’ new love interest, will debut this summer. already written and drawn and designed and we’re very excited.

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Hope it's not another Nazi bitch

There's more proof supporting the fact that she's 21 or older though. Meaning that you're the one who lacks sufficient evidence.

There are more black women with white men in your cape media. Stop being triggered Sebastian

So what I'm hearing is, we make Miles the original and retcon peter out of existence.

Great idea, user! Let me go tell bendis.

>it's a people keep forgetting Miles is also Puerto Rican episode

Iron Fist had white guy/asian girl

>Least interesting black spider-man hooks up with the least interesting AU spider-man

I think you're just upset that you can't sum the numbers 16 + 2, user.

Things have always been this way. Nobody bats an eye when the girl is the older one. And older girls love messing with younger guys.

In fact, a little known trick I learned as a highschool student is to go to college parties on the weekend when you're 16 or older whenever you can and talk to older women. They will immediately coddle you and if you tell them you're a virgin, they will clamor over who gets to be the one to take it from you. In fact it's probably smarter to lie and say you are a virgin who knows nothing about sex than go in there trying to be some boastful idiot and claiming that you are some kind of player that's bagged a bunch of women.

You'll end up in a bed with at least one woman guaranteed every Saturday night. Often times you will be getting fought over by groups of friends or sorority sisters and they may compromise and go for the reverse gangbang.

Aren't they already hooking him up with Kamala or Gwen Poole ?

Are we acting like people can tell the difference in real life?

I've meet black/rican people darker than me and I'm full black

>the son has a hyphenated last name
something about that is just really fucking pretentious and feels wrong.

No IIRC Gwen Poole was just fan girl worshiping over him, he wasn't into her. As to Kamala I don't know.

like that isn't just as common in media

He's Spider-Man. Having tons of girls thrown at him comes with the territory.

>it's a people think a 21 year old dating a 17 year old is pedophilia episode

It's odd when talking 21M and 17F.
It's fine the other way around.

My mom was 22 and my dad was 17 when they started dating.

black guys x white girls

Go outside and interact with women, and stop getting all of your opinions from Tumblr cuckold fetish blogs, porn, and Sup Forums fear mongering.
Most White women prefer White men. Women in general prefer their own race's men a majority of the time.

Never date anyone with a digit lower than 3 in the front of their age, everyone knows that

CALLED IT

How it often goes is that everyone tends to find members of their own race more attractive than members of other races. This doesn't mean that you can't be attracted to other races, obviously.

>45 year olds
>40 year olds
>4 year olds
..user, do you have something you want to tell the class?

That art is bad even by webcomic standards.

I think you're upset that you're wrong.

04 years old obviously wouldn't count

He never got with a single one of them. Miles is a failure of a Spider-Man and should resign.

He's 16.

Yes, but it also doesn't mean that all, or even most,white women drop to their knees and worship black men as gods because of some "Every black man has a 12 inch dick and can go for hours and all white men are two inch premature ejaculators" meme that the porn industry has perpetrated over the last few decades. White men buy into that shit more often than their women do.

>prepending zeroes
Then wouldn't it be 040 years old and nobody can marry anyone under 100, since we know people can live past that age?

two digit ages obviously, come on now

you shouldn't get with anyone past 100 either

There are girls that go exclusively for black guys though, although it has more to do with their daddy issues than any merit on black guys' part.

Yeah. Men consume porn more often than women and in real life settings, a lot of dudes clamor around one cute girl instead of noticing all of them. So the one or three times a cute girl gets blacked, a lot of guys start thinking all girls get blacked, or that all girls have the same preferences as that cute girl they clamored over. It goes the other eay around too, and ugly black guys get this idea in their head that the cute girl has a black fetish when in reality she just likes the one black guy, and they get ahead of themselves and get rejected left and right by other white girls. It happens the same way when the one cute black, asian, latina, etc. girl everyone is clamoring over dates outside of her race. Guys within the race of the girl get pissy, and guys outside of the race will get spurned when they try to think they can ride on the coattails of another man's success and that all women are some sort of hivemind.

IIRC, girls of all races actually largely prefer to date within their own race moreso than guys do. Guys of all races really do just let their imagination run away after they watch too much porn.