Come home to this. Wat do?

Come home to this. Wat do?

the ol' lickeroo!

raep

kek this ;p

Kill her, dispose of the body, burn the bed,burn down my house by faking a pass leak. Call he police andact suprisd to see my house up in flames.

I'm black, this is the best chance I have of avoiding jail.

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pusy suck

Make some scrambled eggs

why, my peenus weanus of course :)

Flip her over, eat ass against her will

I'd say BITCH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED and toss her roastastic ass out. sex is for soyboys

This was kino

always wanted to taste Carla

sniff her feet

Why do women hands age like shit

release her in the hope that she will reward me with love and affection. ... ....

my my, what big eyes you have there, grandpa.
wouldn't happen to be a wolf by any chance, or?

>roastastic ass out. sex is for soyboys
don't you get tired parroting the same things over and over?

When did my bed get a headboard? That's a hell of a lot of work just to tie some girl up. I'll ask her about it while I untie her.

This movie honestly spooked the shit out of me and I’m generally not one to be spooked, I guess the way they had the lighting and everything in the scenes where the scary man was ‘actually’ there were similar to my house as a kid.

bark "she's just a life support system for a cunt" then try to eat her leg..

Don't you get tired of being mad at other people's fun?

>"Go make me a sandwich."
>She just stares at me.
>"What are you, deaf? I said, go make me a sandwich, bitch."
>"First you have to get me out of thes--"
>Pull out a gun
>"Look, I ain't playing around. You get your lazy ass out of that bed and make me a sandwich, or I will blow you to kingdom come."
>"Are you crazy! Get these cuffs off me!"
>Approach her and put the gun on her temple.
>"Now I'm going to count to five. If you don't get out of this bed, I will pull the trigger."
>"Stop this!"
>"1..."
>She starts struggling to get free.
>"2..."
>"Please..."
>"3..."
>She struggles some more and screams.
>"4..."
>She starts crying.
>"5."
>Pull the trigger.
>CLICK.
>Burst out laughing and put the gun away.
>"Enough foreplay. I'm going to fix myself a drink and then I'll be back for the good ol' in and out."

Do you get a cardiac arrest to user?

Gag her and leave

she looks clean for sexy times so i'd feast on her pussy and ass

Fuck the armpit.

tell her to get the fuck out of my house
fucking disgusting white women

make fun of her for getting traumatized just from HEARING her dad jerk off

woah go on?

>implying you would like it if your dad beat off while you sat on his lap

Post your BBC with timestamp or gtfo

Free her and alert the police

Start fluffing the bull

she REALLY liked her dad. are you telling me if you were her you wouldnt be a little scared but sort of aroused? even girls who dont like their dads very much still peek on them in the shower or masturbate with their used cum tissues

What is this from?

>only one person ITT said something like this

and make her eat all of them?

Ayeah dont worry we are aware faggots exist we are doing our best to redirect them to plebbit.

Wat do? Satisfy her sexual needs and if you can't do it find someone who will

when eating her pussy i'd make sure to lightly caress her inner thighs and waist as well as tease her nipples. when the moaning and juices flowing get to the next level i'd pull her onto her back, spread her legs and push them over her head then start to eat her ass. first lightly then with more force, then going from ass to pussy and back again til she comes and begs for my dick

i would lick her armpits while she was fainted. maybe eat her asshole as well depending on what it and her pussy look like. maybe nibble her nipples and cum in her mouth. then when she wakes up, pretend like i just walked in and help her out
>but your dna
id say i saw a woman in black clothes run out my window just before i found her. police would never look for semen if the suspect was female

you are dumb child molester

>wake up
>see this

wat do

Gerald's Game

I watched the first 20 minutes of this, got bored and turned it off. Should I keep watching?

Kill self cuz I be gay

yes. starts dialogue heavy then goes onto other shit