Yeah this belts pretty bad ass, almost makes me want to uhh squeeze into my badass red jeans

Yeah this belts pretty bad ass, almost makes me want to uhh squeeze into my badass red jeans.

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The innocent shall suffer, big time.

Ya think maybe I could have my dick back? Oh wait, you know what? Maybe you should keep my dick, so you could uh... hump yourself!

Yeah I totally copped a feel on this passed out broad while they were playing Urgent

But those are Loverboy songs.

And Loverboy has always sucked.

>WHO SET THIS ON HEAD GAMES?

I miss Aqua Teen and Carl so fucking bad

>it's a shake pretends nothing's wrong when everything is crashing around him episode

God i miss this show

>it is a mooninite episode

meatwad youre a dirty little white boy

>its a carl gets killed again episode

I wanna be called spaghetti

>dude , they're moonin' us!
>Impossible. We are the Mooninites.

>Your as cold as ice, Carl

I've got the power of 1,000 suns

I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!

ONE THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN THE FUTURE

>He said he can't stand it anymore, it meaning me, and he was the alcholic.
>...Moonaholic
>Yeah whatever.

>Highlander was a documentary, that was filmed in real time

YOU LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME THERE'S A GOD

I'm so tired of this. Go away you friggen freak

>I guess my eyes rolled back into my head once it reached the *height* of demonification.

is "the shaving" the greatest television halloween episode of all time?

This show was too good for this Earth. Carl is perfection.

HELL YEAH I'M A DIRTY WHITE BOY

i read a very disturbing article about this sandwich in... the bible

THEN GET THE LIQUOR FASTER.

It is the GAYEST episode since gay came to gaytown.

While I think those episodes are great, the voices of the Mooninites really puts me off. Which is weird because Ignignokt is voiced by Dave Willis who also does Meatwad and Carl, 2 characters with great reads.

>it's a Plutonians episode

YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT A SNACK

...

Full blown gay

YOU DON'T THINK VIOLENCE SOLVES ANYTHING? WHAT KIND OF MONSTAH ARE YOU?

S P A C E C A T A Z

YOU PROBABLY READ IT IN VOGUE

Finally, I have enough dicks to complete the dickship and return to dick planet.

are you telling me i don't know dick?

YES WE GOT A FULL TANK O' DICKS!

20 cents off the next order of wasabi fries

You see, they fill the fries with wasabi sauce

>Wait a minute, do you think he'll be able to see us?

okay shaun cassidy

Yeah, that's just what I wanna do! To get nude in your house.

I'm just not so clear on being...so old and black.

>If I woke up looking like that... I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it

If I woke up looking like that, I would just run towards the nearest thing and kill it.

HIVEMIND

It's a good line.

All I know is "ball" and "good"........ and rape

>Numba' 1 in the hood, G

Do what now?

Do you know how many birthdays there are a year? Hundreds. Literally hundreds.

YOU’RE ABOUT TO LEARN THE VALUE OF A HARD.. DAY’S NIGHT

ARISE

YES, NEAT.

REMOVE HIS BRAIN!

Sup Forums, you got that stick? Slowly, and ... carefully now... AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!

Aww hell no!

Aw, hell no!

Every time I hear Urgent on the radio I think of that girls boobs and covered in vomit.

>Looks like you're a...dirty white boy

wasabi fries would taste nice

>oh boy oh boy I hope this is a new mommy

YEAH IT'S NOT

man, the pressure on my eyes was indescribable

I HAD TO PULL A LOT OF STRINGS TO GET EM TO HIRE AN 8 YEAR OLD

Alright. I guess I'm an asshole for asking.

The way David Cross yells JESUUUUUUUS in Bible Fruit cracks me the fuck up.

NOW PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR RESPIRATAH

Hey, I just wanted to check out the d- OH MY GOD, NO!!!

You are one sorry sack of tangerine bitch.

>I'm sorry bert
>Yes you are, a sorry sack of tangerine bitch

Do non-Americans enjoy this show?

Someone hook me up with a flame, I'm havin a nic fit

YOU MUST GIVE YOURSELF TO THE GREAT RED APE

>No. We'll double their pleasure
> TAKE TWO, MOTHER MUCHACHOS
>And call us in the morning
>YEAH CALL US, WE'LL BE DRUNK

>But be warned... the ship is alive
>ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT SHIP IS ALIVE?
>I just said that
>HE JUST SAID THAT

It's called ReDICKulous. Ain't you never seen the ad on TV? "Hey baby, come back to PICK you up later:, only it ain't pick they sayin', it's another word that sounds like pick but it's like an inverted P at the beginning. So you know, it's a different word that sound like pick but it ain't the word pick. It's a different word.

The category is Hydromagnetic Magnetoidal dimensions.

For 10 points: When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hypersleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening? And for extra points: How many rads to the nearest multon?

Be specific. This is a real question.

...SEXUALLY

The Don Ron Johnson! Or is it the Ron Don Johnson? They are lovers!

Have you seen our clog-free system? It safely routes roof run-off, leaves and debris away from the home while tastefully accenting your roofline and soffits.

>everything I know about John Kruck I learned watching him being tortured by succubi

Definitely in my top 5 Carl moments:
youtube.com/watch?v=SeqNJiq9mYU

Right, you're full blown gay!

REPEAT AFTER ME: I AM SOFA KING WEE TAD ED

I DONT WANT TO MAKE ENDS MEET!

Is Aquateen the most quotable show, or even piece of media ever?

Ultimate ranking
Carl, Frylock, Shake, Meatwad

DON'T DRINK THE CHOCOLATE MILK
>mfw I can do a passable meatwad impression

Well, I mean, I know that, why do you think we dressed up Carl's living room as

PLANET EARTH
EIGHT THOUSAND NINE

>NO ZE LIGTHSTIKK IZ DEAD
>DEATH, VE ARE ZURROUNDED BY IT

Take this knife, slice off your nipples, and feed them to the sisters. Like grapes.

Tonight...

... you

I've banged hundreds of BROADS, internationally, but have you know I always wrap my rascall TWO TIMES because I like it to be joyless and without sensation as a punishment to the supermodels

WE DON'T KNOW

WE'RE TREES

Standards and Practices are a vital link in keeping good and funny ideas away from you, the television viewer!

...

Yes

Who is the best Hydro Adolescent Famine Power and why is it Shake Zula the mic rula the old schoola, you wanna trip he'll bring it to ya ?

EVISCERATION BY A THOUSAND BRANCHES OF A MIGHTY OAK