Random acts of kindness

>random acts of kindness

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Of course the guy would be the ugliest one out of the whole dance group. That's really unfortunate because the girl will never be attracted to him, ever. This young man essentially wasted a huge amount of time and effort only because nobody ever told him that you can never make another person attracted to you--the attraction has to be independent and predetermined--for either counterpart to be attracted to the other, that is. You can not force biology to behave a certain way. Biology doesn't recognize acts of good will or words of kindness, even if the intention behind them was an expectation of a sexual reward or intimacy - all it recognizes is a guy who isn't ejaculating inside a woman. Despite how common sense this sounds, most MALES do not seem to grasp this reality, thus ending up in the friendzone, in other words, social contacts of a female who will never be sexually or romantically receptive to them due to sheer unattractiveness, but the males will not believe this and cling on to a belief that some day it'll happen.. After enough validation and gifts she will suddenly realize how amazing and generous I am and fall for me. It's a good deal for a female who will be dating attractive males and on the other end receive attention and free benefits from unattractive orbiters. This video in particular reminded me of this recurring scenario because the boy's mentality is similar to those unattractive males (that is, a skewed understanding of biology and human attraction).

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Now, obviously the boy thought that "maybe the girl just never noticed me by accident or thinks I'm just another guy even though I have this awesome personality and willingness to treat her like a princess". Sadly, this is not how the real life works. A woman will never be attracted to another man by personality and what it encompasses alone. Attraction will always have a decisive physical component, and unfortunately for this guy, facial attractiveness in particular. This isn't to say that personality and emotional and social traits do not matter, they play a big role in maintaining your woman.. But the woman will not be drawn to be around you in the first place if she doesn't consider you physically attractive at least to some degree (in the best case scenario, this girl will become closer with the boy and keep him as a good friend, maybe out of pity, maybe out of good will) and facial beauty is the biggest determinator of attractiveness in human beings, mainly due to its convenience; it's impossible to hide from a female that uses it to weed out potential partners and pick the most attractive males. Judging by Alexa's forced smile and glib enthusiasm, it's painfully obvious that she weeded Garrett out of the equation the first time her eyes ever latched on him. Girls of Alexa's tier will NEVER be receptive to boys of Garrett's tier.

Needless to say, someone will have to break the news to Garrett that the blonde is not for him. He will need to settle for less, much less. I will not comment on his musculature or fashion sense as those are changeable later in life, but will only focus on his face. I understand he's very young and still growing, but unfortunately the only things that could improve in his face as he grows up are his disproportionate nose and puffy cheeks, and even then, only to a small degree (the hopefully decreasing facial adiposity is really the only thing I could see making a tiny difference to his appearance). As for the nose, it will not change in shape but rather in size (but again, on a millimeter scale which is barely noticeable), and when it comes to the shape itself, anyone will agree it is anything but aesthetic.

He will not grow to be an attractive male and you can tell this is true by looking at his facial structure. Narrow face, flat brow ridge, negative canthal tilt, absence of jaw definition, goofy ears are all features that generally aren't changeable and are more or less predetermined (you could say genetic) and will not signal any females of genetic fitness (symmetry) or prenatal testosterone exposure (masculine structure of the face) thats presence, or lack thereof, are both manifested in the human face and females are biologically designed to immediately pick up these traits in male faces, thereby determining whether the male they're looking at is attractive or not in less than a second. There is no make up to deceive this biological evaluation. Although it's unfair to rate a 13 year old undeveloped face, this 3/10 is unlikely to ever reach 5 when estimating where he is on his growth phase (unless I'm mistaken and he will grow to be a 7 foot giant). Either way, this is the judgment that Garrett will have to deal with from 80% of females, Alexa included. I remain hopeful that he will meet the right one, seeing as the majority of females aren't exactly attractive either.

the kid isn't ugly though, normal looking young boy.

M’lord

yea he is

take the rest of the day off

Garretfags btfo

So prove him wrong

he really isn't, take the blinders off. if he took off the hat and the glasses you would call him chad. nice looking kid.

Newfags

GIDF pls

Sounds like you wanna fuck him

you will laugh at the kid, but he's outgoing and will probably have a cute girlfriend sometime in his life.

Why is this guy holing a rotter banana
I've never understood this meme
Sorry off topic
Just irks me

the "rotten banana" is pepe's smiling lips

it's not a banana, it's a chili pepper

Holding a rotten*

it's hard being a young man and i empathize with him. enjoy your evening.

>I-I-I Will have a girlfriend
Yeah sure Garret

Fine whatever
Chili pepper / banana
Why?
That makes less sense
Why is he holding pepe's lips?
What in the actual fuck

>Why?
he doesn't want to eat it because it's expired

Kevin Spacey psz

>he posted a thread just to post his stale copypasta for the one or two people who haven't seen it

I guess that makes sense
It just doesn't seem to fit the context I guess for me

I interpreted it as him peeling a fake smile away revealing he infact is not happy and faking it

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>one or two people
There are undoubtedly more than just one or two newfags who pop up here every day. It's disgusting. I fucking wish it was only one or two.

Pepe left and dude on the right with his mouth?

Time for a definitive answer. Who was in the wrong here?

you're reading in way too much in to this, it's a funny picture wherein instead of pepe smiling looking smug, he removes his smile and looks grim

The sperg. I cant imagine the anguish of having some ugly uncoordinated chud come up and dedicate a dance and then being forced to watch it when all you want to do is say fuck off.

The cameramen.

You tell me.
youtube.com/watch?v=BJRdBX7m5v4

What's he up to these days? Heard the guy has an instagram account but I've never seen recent pictures of him.

I'm sure one of these autists will post the picture of him with two other chicks. It has the caption "busy night" or some shit like that. Needless to say, even if that caption is misleading, he's doing better than /r9k/. I think he's a senior now in high school.

youtube.com/watch?v=7n70spmBHZU
Who was in the wrong here?

That's a lot of words.

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umm sweetie they're together now

he got hit by a steamroller

that's the same chad she was fucking back then.

The "milf". The guy just wanted to get laid without hurting anyone. She was out to fuck shit up.

I couldn't finish the main video and I still couldn't finish this one. That Alexa is an expert in rejecting folks, she's a genius.

This dude really thought he was gonna do one shitty dance and suddenly Stacy was gonna kiss him. Hilarious

I feel so good to be a chad unlike this Sup Forumsirgin.

You sound like a Calvinist. I hate Calvinists.

OK ...?
So he has a nose under his smile?

Horrible language, how would that even get your dick aroused.

jesus christ

>don't worry... i know

big if true

I thought ballet boys were meant to be cute twinks?

I love this pasta. It's always satisfying to read the comments of someone with a good wit and insight, would love to see more of whatever else this user has opinioned

>White men

I hope this kid takes a cycle of steroids

post the original vid faggots

Pal, that's Gunnar. (Who the fuck names their kid Gunnar?)

Appearently it was taken down.

Here's a repost youtube.com/watch?v=MgfIsrK5vYE

Its opined, you illiterate plebeian

i will pay pal anyone who can watch it the whole way through without cringing into their fucking rectum

Well incase your serious. The implication is the pepe is pretending to be smiling devilishly when in reality his feelings have been hurt.

What is this Eugene meme about? What happened to the kid after?

(I know its copy pasta)

>Of course the guy would be the ugliest one out of the whole dance group
As far as I can tell, he's the only guy in the group, or am I missing some chad in the background?

alexa has a disgusting belly fyi

From what I’ve seen, the scarred chest chick is dating a shitskin and the fedora kid found Jesus and does motivational speeches. How did America become such a low test land?

Cancer tummy bitch

Yeah,totally a lad who looks like fucking Donovan from The Inbetweeners qualifies as a chad.

wtf sauce?

someone post her IG. she turned into a dime

More like
>she put makeup on

I think this is her: instagram.com/_alexablair/?hl=en

I wonder what he's doing now

NEVER FORGET IT

oh god

>becoming a punch-line in someone else's life

its fake right?

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>plz respond
classic dean

goddamnit

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>u there laura?

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Deletos

i still believe (hope) its fake

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this one is the absolute worst

That post, it made me feel

>laughter stops

You're doing god's work user

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In their minds these guys are the good guys and chads are nasty bullies. They don't have the self awareness that they are just some beta to her

>Sup Forums in one image

>Stacy making up story to look innocent

include me in the le screencap lol!

>asks her out three times

delt

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