Who will play the prophet muhammad (pbuh) in the inevitable biopic directed by ben affleck?

Who will play the prophet muhammad (pbuh) in the inevitable biopic directed by ben affleck?

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Mel Gibson

A giant censor bar

Idris Elba

Matt Damon

Only, it won't be a biopic.
It'll be the mockumentary that'll spark the flames of WW3.
BASED BARON COHEN WORKING THE RELIGIOUS NUTS.

I just hope they cast Amy Schumer as Aisha, so I can watch Muhammad making love to a swine

Imagine the shitshow if they actually made this and casted some jew to play the part

Buck Angel

>implying a faithful sunni like Benyameen al-Aflicki would ever depict the prophet
Not even the shiite heretic, Moustapha al-Akkad had such a lack of respect.

Gal Gadot

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> Memeluks can now compete against Ottomemes
Thank you based Paradox

>a remake of the message starring mel gibson, ben affleck and old arnold

Sounds like a kino to me.

Mohammed was not in The Message.

>white far left ideologs decide to make a movie about Muhammad
>they cast a black man as him
>on the premiere of the film in Iraq they get publicly executed

Make it happen

Came to post this.

Would it show him get butthurt at musicians for mocking him and forbidding his followers from ever making music?

They would also show him as a pussy modern nu male that only cared about women's inheritance rights and whatnot.

But thats Ali

>implying Ali would be depicted without zulfiqar
No, that is indeed Mohammed. It is perfectly permissible in shiite iconography to depict him.

>picture of Muhammad (pbuh)
ahmed, get the stones

So?

The Message is unironically Islam kino. Muhammed is portrayed from a first person view silently looking at the other characters

That movie any good?

From whose persepctive do you think it was filmed brainlet?

That pic is of Ali, not Muhammad

The Mameluks have always been able to compete with the Otto's if you know what you're doing.

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Its fine to depict Mo, its only haram to show god. There's plenty of Islamic art of Muhammad if you look for it

fuck the Saudies

But there woukd be immensive butthurts and subsequently deaths if, lets say, family guy decided to depict muhammad.

That's Imam Ali though

Ali
>brave nobleman from a family with a long history of glory
>first to convert, youngest to convert, never worshipped an idol
>when Muhammads enemies sent dozens of battle-hardened swordsmen to assasinate him in his sleep, Ali slept alone in Mohammeds House to fend them off
>stomped on the meccan polytheists, killing their heroes
>ruled justly, punished his own older brother because he asked for a greater share of the Islamic treasury than he was entitled too
>as ruler, would walk around the city alone at night to feed the orphans and homeless
>dressed and lived modestly, fasting all the time
>out of respect to Muhammad, only married his daughter during her lifetime and did not marry again until she passed away. Also, was so brave in battle that Muhammad offered his daughter to Ali in marriage
>unflinchingly loyal to Muhammad, never questioned him
>killed in prayer, attacked treacherously by an orphan he had raised and saved
>set slaves free if they were angry at him

Omar
>multiple instances recorded (from sunni sources nonetheless) of him running away from battle
>low-born, unknown family, his mother is unknown
>multiple sources report he slept with men
>worshipped statues, used to beat his sister daily when she converted to Islam until one day he felt bad for how hard he hit her he "converted to Islam"
>not a single instance of heroism
>spread the treasury to his cronies as a ruler
>disobeyed Muhammad directly multiple times
>attacked the home of Muhammad a few days after his death and set fire to it
>was killed by a slave after he ruled unjustly in favor of his friend in a court case

It's long and religious but yeah, I liked it. If you ever watched Lawrence of Arabia or Lion of The Desert (Coincidentally Akkad did both LoTD and The Mssage) then you should definitely see this. Not that guy btw.

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Im #teamali from now on if anyone asks

Honestly the sunni-shia divide might have started as a succesion crisis but after that it literally became a political game between the ottoman and safevid empires and now it is between iran and saudi arabia.
Also shias have different traditions and stuff now.

>Honestly the sunni-shia divide might have started as a succesion crisis but after that it literally became a political game between the ottoman and safevid empires

The Sunni/Shia divide is about 700 years older than the Ottoman empire you mong

That's what I meant you retard it started out as a succesion crisis and later became a fight between each time's big sunni and shia powers.

How can Sunnis reject Ali (RA) in the way that they do? Are they stupid? Wilfully ignorant?

That’s Ali you dense infidel

For once, I'm totally fine with this.

I want to see what Omar guys have to say about Ali though.

By the time of the Safavids there had already been many centuries of Sunni-Shia animosity.

T.shite

>Walks into Medina from Desert
>"I am your prophet"
>Everyone laughs

Genius comedy.

This is now a Shia thread.

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>Benyameen al-aflicki

Ali is just some guy, Like Umar is just some guy. It ends there. Its the shia brainlet jew cattle who goes full retard and adds Ali to the shahadah and slash their backs in the name of Ali. Forever and always you are the ignorant and the stupid, shia scum. Your time will come soon enough.

Only patrician answer ITT

>ali (ra) is just some guy
You've been turning your backs on the true deen for 1500 years.

I cant wait until Iran nukes the Wahhabishits

Some jew actor, I'm sure.

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jihive mind

>you will never see quality political drama tv-series about the early calipate
I would watch it, tbqh

>iran having nukes