>"A triumph" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"A triumph" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Ryder Morales
Aiden Brooks
>"amazing" -paid shill
wow really makes me want to watch your movie
Christopher Scott
>a two-de-fours
Zachary King
Of will
Owen Davis
>”a gut busting raunchy comedy!”
Henry Green
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Connor Peterson
>LITTY
>NOT FOR CRITICS
>A PISSING GOOD TIME
Owen Scott
>"It's Speed on speed!"
Alexander Evans
Two Thumbs Up!
Jason Fisher
A
Jonathan Cox
>UNMISSABLE
Sebastian Allen
TOUR
Elijah Clark
>best CapeShit of the year
Austin Wood
>If you see one movie this summer, make it this one
Brayden Johnson
>Fans are LOVING it
Carson Cook
>tfw these are more of a turnoff than an incentive
William Jackson
>caffeinated
Samuel Hall
>"Capekino" - Anonymous
Jason Lopez
>If you only see 5 capeflicks this year make sure this is one of them
Landon Gonzalez
>MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER IN OUR MODERN TIMES
oh lemme just put on my cuck hat
Jaxon Phillips
NUMBER ONE HIT MOVIE FOR THE BOX OFFICE IN THIS ONE THEATER
Bentley Smith
>this film should definitely be in your top 10 CapeShit flick released this year! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Ian Bell
>One of the most Important films in the age of Trump
Cameron Jones
>age of Trump
THE GOLDEN AGE
Caleb Hughes
>10/10 one of the best films of the year! - Literallywho.com.ca
Jordan Collins
>a mess
Evan Lewis
LOOKS LIKE STAR POSTING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Isaac Gutierrez
>"Fantastic.... a must-see"
>"Actor McGee gives his best performance of the year"
Owen Gray
...
Leo Wilson
>from the producers who saw Shrek 3
Leo Miller
>Robert's 62nd recommended movie of the month, sponsored by McCrabbies Crab Legs™
Isaac Murphy
>Greta gerwigs trademark afterbirthy snark gives this jaunty peek into brooklynite cyber cuckolding, a fresh and very timely slam against toxic heterosexuality and gives paz de la huerta career rejuvenation with a shocking yet artful scene in which she exposes her bare anus to an exploding effigy of president donald trump
Jeremiah Jackson
...
Robert Morgan
>tfw no 4d brain
Nathaniel Morales
Is roger Moore the only true film critic ?
Jaxon Powell
Fucking tired of seeing this one. Just saw in on a commercial for Downsizing the other day,
Elijah Morales
Three thumbs up!!
Blake Wood
>movie is sexist
Nolan Brooks
...
Michael Martinez
>the freshest, funniest animated feature since Aladdin
Samuel Wright
Honestly if a trailer advertised a film as complete shit i'd feel compelled to see it.
Camden Phillips
>"it's laugh out loud fun!"
Jose Foster
>poster quotes Twitter or IG
Landon Harris
...
Sebastian Martinez
>It's in-your-face
Liam Reyes
Fucking 10/10
Eli Diaz
>This is a movie.
Elijah Anderson
>a love letter
Matthew Kelly
>From the producers of star wars
Anthony Peterson
>a nova-scotian noir riefenstahlesque masterpiece of unbridled proportions
Christopher Murphy
>Jennifer Lawrence is the icon for a new generation
Parker Nguyen
Sounds amazing
Nolan Phillips
>Critics are calling it...
Cooper Campbell
this has to be lifted from something
Carter Stewart
>Meryl Streep still shines bright
Alexander Ortiz
>this is a....film
Zachary Bailey
>an instant classic
Isaac Garcia
>All the Critics Agree
Joseph Hernandez
>more than just a movie
Blake Wood
>I'm making a note here: huge success!
Aiden Miller
>ducks have serrated tongues and teeth
what the heck
Juan Wood
>“The Disaster Artist” remains superficial, anecdotal, insubstantial, and utterly disingenuous, a work of calculation whose rigid boundaries, exclusions, omissions, simplifications, and sentimentalizing are the secret to its success. By keeping the focus on Tommy—and thereby on himself and his own giddy impersonation of Wiseau—Franco replicates the self-centeredness and the obliviousness of “The Room.”
how timely of that user
Jaxson Collins
don let da ducc gib da succ
Caleb Rivera
>being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian: the board
Charles Lewis
>this movie is a little rough around the edges
Gabriel Gutierrez
>when the poster includes a 2 star review but disguises it as a four star review
Josiah Perez
Hey, that's where I'm from!
Carson Cruz
2 stars from the Guardian is a pretty good indicator of a good film, tbqh
Jordan Baker
>being conformist to be contrarian against contrarians to try and excuse shit taste: the post
Joshua Sullivan
That's fucking cheeky as shit. Not sure if I'm impressed or disgusted
Brandon Russell
They used to be dinosaurs
Xavier Kelly
Christian Young
that is pretty damn sly
Justin Martin
Wyatt Thompson
>"PASS THE CONTROLLER, BRO"
Jacob Cook
>olive branches
John Sullivan
gotta get dose fish
Sebastian King
I LIEK MOOBIE
Jordan Watson
Can they still use Ebert's name even though he's dead?
Anthony Cooper
>a rip-roaring summer adventure
Jack Moore
>high octane
Brandon Sullivan
>fun for the whole family
Austin Nelson
>shines a light on Trumpian America
Henry Thomas
...
Luke Sanders
⏱⤵↪⏮▶6⏭⏹⏯⏯⤴*⭐⌨
Sebastian Miller
AWESTRUCK
A PROVACITIVE FILM
Charles Gonzalez
arabbu retteru tu sinema-san
Lucas Hernandez
THIS MOVIE WILL FORCE ALL OTHER DIRECTORS TO PICK UP THE PACE ON DOCUMENATRY MAKING
BUCKLE UP
Blake Jackson
⏱
⏱ ⏱
Jonathan Howard
>The director shows his gifts as a true visionary of the art of film in this ballad of a love letter to the silver screen. The high-octane masterfully cacophonous thrill ride will have you hugging your dear mommy in pure dread toward the essence of the human condition before the credits roll and begging for seconds when it ends. In short: a triumph.
⭐⭐⭐⭐
Liam Sanchez
>a summertime romp
Owen Sanchez
quick rundown on this post?
Parker Martin
>Critics rave about the #1 movie in America
Justin Sanchez
moobie iz gud
Christian Morris
>Liberation doesn't have quite the same effect when it's done by white people, for other white people.
>This movie is obsessed with the idea of women, and I don't mean that in a good way.
David Fisher
>A FILM THEY SAID COULD NEVER BE MADE
Dominic Bell
when
Blake Peterson
>>"A triumph"
That's the line that whenever I hear it in a commercial for a movie, I make a point never to watch it.
Blake James
>No "litty" in the whole description
Dropped
Jose Price
>JAW DROPPING
>A TOUR DE FORCE FROM _____
>A MUST SEE
>EXHILARATING