"A triumph" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"A triumph" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"amazing" -paid shill
wow really makes me want to watch your movie
”a gut busting raunchy comedy!”
NOT FOR CRITICS
A PISSING GOOD TIME
"It's Speed on speed!"
Two Thumbs Up!
best CapeShit of the year
If you see one movie this summer, make it this one
Fans are LOVING it
tfw these are more of a turnoff than an incentive
"Capekino" - Anonymous
If you only see 5 capeflicks this year make sure this is one of them
MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER IN OUR MODERN TIMES
oh lemme just put on my cuck hat
NUMBER ONE HIT MOVIE FOR THE BOX OFFICE IN THIS ONE THEATER
this film should definitely be in your top 10 CapeShit flick released this year! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
One of the most Important films in the age of Trump
age of Trump
THE GOLDEN AGE
10/10 one of the best films of the year! - Literallywho.com.ca
LOOKS LIKE STAR POSTING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
"Fantastic.... a must-see"
"Actor McGee gives his best performance of the year"
from the producers who saw Shrek 3
Robert's 62nd recommended movie of the month, sponsored by McCrabbies Crab Legs™
Greta gerwigs trademark afterbirthy snark gives this jaunty peek into brooklynite cyber cuckolding, a fresh and very timely slam against toxic heterosexuality and gives paz de la huerta career rejuvenation with a shocking yet artful scene in which she exposes her bare anus to an exploding effigy of president donald trump
tfw no 4d brain
Is roger Moore the only true film critic ?
Fucking tired of seeing this one. Just saw in on a commercial for Downsizing the other day,
Three thumbs up!!
movie is sexist
the freshest, funniest animated feature since Aladdin
Honestly if a trailer advertised a film as complete shit i'd feel compelled to see it.
"it's laugh out loud fun!"
poster quotes Twitter or IG
This is a movie.
a love letter
From the producers of star wars
a nova-scotian noir riefenstahlesque masterpiece of unbridled proportions
Jennifer Lawrence is the icon for a new generation
Critics are calling it...
this has to be lifted from something
Meryl Streep still shines bright
this is a....film
an instant classic
All the Critics Agree
more than just a movie
I'm making a note here: huge success!
ducks have serrated tongues and teeth
what the heck
“The Disaster Artist” remains superficial, anecdotal, insubstantial, and utterly disingenuous, a work of calculation whose rigid boundaries, exclusions, omissions, simplifications, and sentimentalizing are the secret to its success. By keeping the focus on Tommy—and thereby on himself and his own giddy impersonation of Wiseau—Franco replicates the self-centeredness and the obliviousness of “The Room.”
how timely of that anon
don let da ducc gib da succ
being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian: the board
this movie is a little rough around the edges
when the poster includes a 2 star review but disguises it as a four star review
Hey, that's where I'm from!
2 stars from the Guardian is a pretty good indicator of a good film, tbqh
being conformist to be contrarian against contrarians to try and excuse shit taste: the post
That's fucking cheeky as shit. Not sure if I'm impressed or disgusted
They used to be dinosaurs
that is pretty damn sly
"PASS THE CONTROLLER, BRO"
gotta get dose fish
I LIEK MOOBIE
Can they still use Ebert's name even though he's dead?
a rip-roaring summer adventure
fun for the whole family
shines a light on Trumpian America
A PROVACITIVE FILM
arabbu retteru tu sinema-san
THIS MOVIE WILL FORCE ALL OTHER DIRECTORS TO PICK UP THE PACE ON DOCUMENATRY MAKING
The director shows his gifts as a true visionary of the art of film in this ballad of a love letter to the silver screen. The high-octane masterfully cacophonous thrill ride will have you hugging your dear mommy in pure dread toward the essence of the human condition before the credits roll and begging for seconds when it ends. In short: a triumph.
a summertime romp
quick rundown on this post?
Critics rave about the #1 movie in America
moobie iz gud
Liberation doesn't have quite the same effect when it's done by white people, for other white people.
This movie is obsessed with the idea of women, and I don't mean that in a good way.
A FILM THEY SAID COULD NEVER BE MADE
That's the line that whenever I hear it in a commercial for a movie, I make a point never to watch it.
No "litty" in the whole description
A TOUR DE FORCE FROM _____
A MUST SEE
The best movie Lena Dunham never made
one of the best movies of the year
An unashamed look at one Director's most vulnerable feelings
Sounds like a review Pol would give.