ITT: Weirdest most out of character shit from Zombie Simpsons

>Sex offender, criminal, drug smuggling, illegal activity funneling, Mafia associated, possible murderer, suicidal, slave having Moe Szyslak sheds a tear and empathizes with Puerto Rico reading an IRL twit and talks about how he also doesn't like Trump and will donate all he has

Isn't Moe is 64K in the hole but is willing to put 25K in donations?

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He also has syphilis

He also has gonorrhea

It'd be too depressing to look up more examples.

This is more embarrassing than I thought it would be
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>Moe still uses an old-timey mechanical cash register in the age of twitter and facebook

There's a cash only hole in the wall bar down the hill from me that does this.

That's actually called a cash hold.

Chuck selling the Suck and Fuck out to Sneed still fucking infuriates me.

underrated

Has the show given up on character continuity altogether now? Moe wouldn't even know what 'Puerto Rico' was, let alone give it money or have a smartphone

>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

But Moe getting a cellphone was one of his major character arcs.

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What happened to the xenophobic suicidal Moe we all love?

He’s virtue signalling. Remember, this is a man who ran a bootleg jeans operation out of homers car hole

Zombie simpsons maybe

FEEDS A SNEED

10

Already a thing.

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lel

just fucking let it die already

that reminds me, isn't disney buying fox? what will this mean for the simpsons

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Threadly reminder that this big guy already solved the mystery behind Sneeds.

Well he was reading stories to children and helping in the soup kitchen

>Moe has a cellphone

FINDS

"My husband is getting eaten by an elephant, better flash the crowd."

Name one episode with worse marge writing.

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>they got him to say it

>somebody actually tweeted the writer for an explanation
I fucking love this place sometimes

Is this the actual plot to a movie?

There was another Stampy episode?

>6'8"

Come on, say the thing!

Different elephant

>What is Keit-Ai?

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That was Herman you idiot.

bane looks cute here