Grow up wealthy, privileged & jewish

>grow up wealthy, privileged & jewish.
>graduate from columbia
>Move to LA
>educated-jewish-girl-live-one-woman-show-HC-HD-CAM-UnKnOwN.m4v
>spend year as Jimmy Fallon's fake page
>somehow get SNL gig
>say 'fuck' during first appearance on live network television
>fired from SNL after one season
>make low-effort stop motion youtube shorts about a shell
>make forgettable independent film about the joys of abortion
>only decent gigs are voice acting adult swim & disneyshit
>Had to fuck Captain America forth billing in real movie

What's next for /ourgirl/ jenny slate?

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getting roasted by norm

are jews even trying to be anything but over-privileged fuckups anymore?

She's still fucking Captain America, right? Sounds like she's doing a whole lot better than you.

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required viewing

If taking dick determines how well someone is doing than you must be on top of the world.

She not pretty. Chris better not in impregnate this bitch or his kids won’t have his good goy looks.

I'm a few minutes in and she's already absolutely insufferable. What the hell?

>Jewess

Her demeanor and voice are instant boner-killers.

Why do Jews get a free pass with everything?

what the fuck is that voice

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this is soooo great. Remember the late 80's/early 90's guys?? Imagine that but with Jenny FUCKING slate around. She's so unique and funny I love how ironic she is!

Pity her face is fucking disgusting. She has a decent pair of tits and is a Jew but other than that she will never make it.

Chris Evans could do so much better.

they're like boner viagra actually

I would fuck the shit out of her, you autists are fucking retarded.

seeing Norm interact with modern "comedians" shows just how fucking far stand-up has fallen. Andy Samberg seemed to be in on the bit the entire time though so I give him credit

Not anymore

GET CUT BY A FUCKIN SORCERER

Samberg knew he had to toe the line because he had just ripped off Norm at the Franco roast. That shit was pathetic. Watching him try to do the same thing as Norm did at Saget's roast was like watching an Adam Egret sex tape. Unpleasant for all involved.

I heard you have hair on your chest, Jenny, and let me tell you something. That isn't your only resemblance to Rin Tin-Tin.

You're a fucking dog face.

I'll agree that her abortion movie was one of the worst things I've ever seen but it did reveal that she has an intense fixation on scat which I find interesting. I wonder if she's ever eaten her own poop before, someone who can twitter should ask her this

she's married to a director called jordan vogt roberts

Is she Jean-Ralphio's sister in Parks and Rec? She looks similar and if she is she was absolutely smoking in P+R

Just asked her and she blocked me so it's a yes.

gods work user

gods work

She's the only jewess I'm attracted to that actually looks like a Jew.

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This joke makes no sense. If she had hair on her chest or a fur coat or something it would work but in this form it's just, "I just made up that you look like a dog and speaking of how you look like a dog, you look like a dog!" Meaningless.

(and fucking Captain America any way)

You're a goddamn moron.

That's just "viagra"