What went wrong?

>Spidey's best friend through the years

one must have hair standing up, one laying down

it is known

Who would win
clueless rich kid that uses Peter to pass classes and who feels he needs to avenge the father that never loved him
OR
lovable fatfuck

I notice the actors playing Spiderman got younger and younger, and the actors playing Harry went from a guy with male model looks to the Somewhere Over the Rainbow guy .

>the actors playing Spiderman got younger and younger

Andrew was older (28) when casted as Spider-Man that Tobey (26)

>What went wrong?

It's fine as long as the fat guy will ended up as Mojo

Peter Parker needs to be a dork for his character to work, Toby Maguire looks like a doughy faced nerd so they don't need to try that much, Amazing Spiderman completely forgot about this aspect, and homecoming already cast Tom Holland so they couldn't make him a dork from his looks so they made his best friend a complete faggot.

pottery

If you ever mention Spidey again, I'll kill you.

I think the fat guy would be the most pleasent to be around.

what an awful sight to see

>Dudeweedlmao
>Lookatthetopofhisheadnumale
>Niceguy

I think is because is easier to relate to being a short fat asian nerd, than it is to being a millionaire teen. Dude i didnt even remember harry until this

I'm not a short fat asian nerd so nope, I can't realate.

you mean, unfunny guy who only is in the movie for comedic relief?

Fatass seems like an obnoxious cunt.

James Franco seems the most fun, not just because
>DUDE WEED

>James Franco
>fun

Franco was my fav too, the other two that followed were terrible, especially the fat asian. I can't stand him and his ugly fat face. He's not funny, just stupid.

so every best friend of Peter turns into a villain, great...so original

You mean Bruce campbell?

Mojo can be an anti-villain if you are so autistic about originality in Hollywood

>rich chad that is your "friend"
>i can't remember this guy but look at the top of his head
>believable 56%er that is probably the most likely to be your friend

>I think is because is easier to relate to being a short fat asian nerd, than it is to being a millionaire teen

How? It's easier for me to become a millionaire somehow than to change race and height and become a short asian nerd.

>What went wrong?
(((Disney)))

>Spider-Man - believable as college seniors, not high schoolers
>Amazing Spider-Man - not believable at all
>Spider-Man: Homecoming - actually look like average high-schoolers

Other than not making Holland more dorky and making MJ a nigress, they got it mostly right

It would make more sense that Peter hangs out with another loser.

Raimy's Spider Man trilogy is the best.

>has actually watched the movie

Now imagine the fat diversity (best) friend in the new Spidermanlet as Goblin Jr.

and so did you

Nah his name is the name of the original hobgoblin but pasted onto the Miles' fat spic friend.

It's shit.

Nothing will ever top these movies. They're so meme worthy.

Is the Ned character supposed to be gay

>man of spiders

the face of america changed

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That thing in the middle is disgusting. Peter, a male model, goes on a date with his flaming friend Harry. They skip stones and smile at one another gushingly. Seriously fucking gay.

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Jesus Homecoming was such fucking garbage. Makes me sick.

Mary Jane is black now

this alone prevents me from watching it

>"Sup Forums isn't Sup Forums-lite guys! W-we swear!"
>"B-but how about those subhuman Asians amirite?"

>it's real

I don't understand the people who like it. It was the most cynical, corporatized fucking mess of a movie I have ever seen. Everything was just so goddamned bland. Michael Keaton and Bokeem Woodbine were the only saving graces for the movie but they didn't have nearly enough screentime.

>I don't understand the people who like it.

who likes it? all I see in those threads are people who hate it.

is that an alienware?

do they have any indian other then slumdog or this guy?

Correct.

someone edit this pic, you know what to do

RLM gave it good reviews, I've seen a lot of people on here state they liked it. It also has unambiguously high ratings from the normie crowd.

boy oh boy I sure do love having a diverse cast shoved down my throat around every corner and quips about the Washington Monument being built by slaves instead of just filming on New York streets where you get random ass people like in the Raimi films

Men have become soyboys

Tony Revolori is actually a latino who happens to look like an Indian, his whole family is like that.

That Washington Monument shit bothered me so much. The monument's construction was barely started prior to the Civil War, and halted during the Civil War. 95% of it was completed after the Civil War's end, so clearly it was not built by slaves. You'd think the National Park Ranger standing there would have known that and corrected her but of course they were just trying to make a fucking sociopolitical point. That line would have actually worked if it were describing the White House but of course it's a lot less dramatic to have Spiderman hanging off the side of the white house

lol ok sure

He's just a fat asian m8.

Marvel has been pushing political shit since before the election. Of course they'd put something like that in.

Besides that, several jokes were made during the course of the supposed to be very tense scene. And that final fucking fight absolutely killed me, shot at night with neon lights all over the place. Couldn't see shit and Vulture was really disappointing, even Keaton couldn't carry it.

I'm glad we got Mike Milligan as Shocker and Nacho as Scorpion coming up, I hope they can pull some good shit off with those two.

>Mike Milligan as Shocker

I liked the Tom Hardy look alike Shocker more.

fuck you

I agree he was better, but we can't do anything now.

If it were actually true then go ahead and put it in there for political motivation, I don't like it but at least you're being truthful. She was factually incorrect, the monument was not constructed by slaves.

You're not supposed to relate to the side characters so much.

Of course it was just doubly shit because it was false. And on top of it it was supposed to be a tense scene and she just spouts this shit. I get her character is a sperg but wouldn't she know something like that instead of saying some fake shit? Then again she is half nigger so she might not actually know, just WE WUZ ARCHITECTZ N SHIET

She's just Michelle, an original character.
The MJ name drop was just a nod for Mary Jane.

tell this to the black women of tumblr who they see themselves in this Michelle character.

>She was factually incorrect, the monument was not constructed by slaves.

I don't take anything from this capeshit movies seriously. The MCU is not the real world, so maybe in their universe it was really made by slaves, who the fuck cares lol/

Soober hewo moobies

Guys cmon homecoming is like a 4 it's not that bad so what everything was shit but Holland and Keaton, we iron man now

Penis parker

>penis parker doesn't even have a penis

>lovable fatfuck

there's nothing loveable about this autistic fat nerd

Question to Sup Forums

Would you have preferred it to be Miles Morales with Ganke but an otherwise white cast or have Peter Parker surrounded by minorities? Because a huge part of the forced diversity is that this is a Miles story in so many ways, so they had to overcompensate by making everyone around Peter a minority.

I hate both of these ptions but at least a Miles movie would be something new since we've never seen him in a live action movie.

trans!peterparker confirmed

sauce:tumblr

>pizza time

At least this one's too fat to fly on a goblin glider. He's also the most useful.

He's just a copypasta from CW's The Flash Cisco Ramon.

Underrated post

Sup Forums is being invaded by Sup Forums edgelords and r/the_donald edgelords, and has been for years

went wrong with TASM, long before Didney stepped in.

underrated post

there are many similarities between cw's the flash and homecoming, make sit obvious that homcoming copied them

Am I the only one who genuinely enjoyed DeHaan as Osbourne?
He was literally the only redeeming factor in that piece of shit TASM2.

He was a villain I could actually feel something for in the TASM reboot series. A neglected son with a sick dad, who only tells him with his last breathe that he will eventually get the same disease. Then, a schemey piece of shit takes over his\his dad's company, outing him and putting him out on the street\kidnapped.

He finally gets depressed enough to finally see his only way is through vengeance and aligning with Electro to escape from his fate.

DeHaan actually displayed some emotion for a capeshit movie too.
Other than that, TASM2 was complete trash I can't even remember save Harry\Goblin parts.

is tom holland on steroids?

This

The fucking clock tower fight was pretty fucking great, and Gwen bit it exactly the way she should have.

Emma Stone was the best thing about TASM movies.

unironically I agree

>What went wrong?
Sony execs stealing power away from Raimi and forcing face fucking the third movie and then when it failed blaming Raimi.

From worst Peter to best.

>from left to right

I meant the reverse dammit, Tobey is the best.

Join /simpshit/

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>PC glorious master race sticker
>using a notebook

I was rooting for Osbourne in that movie. I wish he would have killed Peter instead of Emma Stone.
>Hey, Peter, can I have some of your spider friend's blood to cure my crippling disease since we've been such good friends and it would cost you absolutely nothing?
>Nah, fuck you
Peter is such an irredeemable cunt in both ASM movies. It's like he goes out of his way to be the biggest asshole possible.

Tobey Macguirre looks like a 30 year old dressed and acting like a moronic 15 year old.
Only people that didn't read Spider-man beforehand the first movie like him.

peter also looks 30 years old in the comics

Tobey is called for looking old yet Garfield was the oldest one when they casted him

>there are many similarities between cw's the flash and homecoming,

Such as?

Not denying Ned isn't aping Cisco, but I don't recall anything else.

Nerdy best friend of a different race and shorter than main protagonist who is white, smart but not as smart as the guy in the chair best friend. Black woman as a love interest. Both protagonists had someone else to made their suit from them. That's enough for me.

>Raimi Spider-Man: Peter is the awkward nerd, Harry is the smooth hipster
>Sony Spider-Man: Peter is the smooth hipster, Harry is the awkward nerd

Wonder why they made that change?

When he is 30 years old, not when he became Spider-Man.