"Let's bring back Samurai Jack but make it edgy!"

>"Let's bring back Samurai Jack but make it edgy!"

And it worked.
That said, why it doesnt work most of the time?

How will he get his sword back?
I also wish bike samurai armor will back

It's fucking over for Samurai Jack

>yfw the Scotsman found it years ago and has been holding onto it just so he could rip into jack

It's all about moderation.

It's the difference between a dash of mustard and a shot glass of it.

It's directed by the same guy who did the originals i guess

That, and Samurai Jack was already pretty edgy. Originally it was milder and had some more humor to balance it out, but now they're trying to play up the darkest aspects.

It's like preparing a food dish that's normally bittersweet, and modifying the recipe to tone down the sweetness and bring out the heavier, more bitter flavors. Fortunately, they've got the right blend of herbs and spices to complement it, so the end result is still a satisfying meal.

What is going on? What's with these bitter anons?

>the scotsman is the horseman

Basement dwellers are mad that Jack will get a gf and they won't.

>you sword losing!
>beard growing!
>girl killin!

Robot killing was because of censorship
They always wanted to make blood cinema

'cause they do it but they also rape everything the original was about.
Now that I think about it, they don't even do it this much tbhfam

>CN, Disney and Nick try to get into this game by making new seasons of long cancelled shows, but with extra Ow the Edge

>"Galactic KND" with Numbuh 1 killing adults and KND operatives alike
>"Recess: High School" where Spinelli and TJ actually do wank each other off behind the bike shed
>"Danny Phantom" with Danny having to face an army of 6 million

mite b cool

I know I'm going to regret asking.
Explain the six million ghosts?

da joos

>This is a massive success
>World piece is achieved
>Everyone is happy that their shows are getting the "edgy but actually good" treatment
>except me
>No one is gonna remake MY favourite show
>BUT
>CN DISNEY AND NICK have a meeting
>realise they have forgotten a certain show
>be me, 90 years old, readytodie.mp3
>turn on my multinational tv on adult swim for a rewatch of Clone university
>Suddenly a heavy guitar riff appears
>CHICKS
>DIG
>GIANT
>ROBOTS
>I die, having reached humanity's peak

It's probably the least edgy show currently airing on adult swim

SJ is a popular show which makes for good bait threads. Similar shit happens on Sup Forums all the time.

They're not bait threads, uninformed user.

What sins must I confess so that I can have my reboot/new season, finally?

Fuck off.

>Blood
>"OMG so edgy!!!"

Hang yourself my man

>"Let's a make a shitty thread!"
-Faggot

You know what I want to know? How did the assassin girls feed themselves? Surely they ate food back during training. They didn't know about animals, so did their mommies not teach them anything about hunting? I don't buy that they've been surviving on veggies while running and jumping like that during winter.

Fucking shit, that's a REALLY massive plothole.
And shitposters say the new season is well-written

pic sauce

Why don't you go back to your safe space liberal crayon drawn mushy fag cartoons you huge cocksucker.

Just because they've never seen deer before, doesn't mean they haven't seen any other kind of meat or animal.

Or do you think stags are commonplace in the volcanic region they were raised in?
>"wtf I hate Samurai Jack now"
Nice piggybacking.

> let's go to someone else's board, not read their catalog and shit the place up with a superfluous thread!

Let's fuck you in the ass with a rhino's horn until you can taste your colon

>do you think stags are commonplace in the volcanic region they were raised in?

They were trained how to survie many days without food
This explains why they were so fast and Unstoppable in 2nd episode and went slow down a weaker and got easly killed by Jack in 3rd episode

Their mission was to kill Jack and go back to cave for food as a reward or starve to death as a failure

Plothole sovled

If I had no knowledge about the outside world, and you showed me a pig, cow and chicken, I would never suspect I'd been eating them.

>Samurai Jack
>EVER having writing

It's only ever been just mindless set pieces and action.

Time for the filter, I see.

They weren't surprised about seeing deer, though. They were surprised about what they were *doing*.

I'm pretty sure plenty of other animals do that.

The people who grew up watching it are mid 20's now so that's the primary audience numb-nuts.

THIS! My GOD. Why isn't Jack talking for 10 minutes about his feelings and lore!?

continuity != writing
mature != edgy

American education, everyone.

Sounds reasonable enough.

>mature != edgy
Mature implies edgy themes like violence dummy

>American education
Quit projecting yuropoor

Now I want to see them interact with regular humies.

Sup Forums is too autistic to grasp something like samurai jack. It runs entirely on style, something the overly analyitical apes here cant comprehend. Who pumps the batmobiles tires?

I'm sorry.

"murrican" education.

Alfred does.

But jack already has DEPEST LORE

This site is 18+

Am I the only one that loved the first episode but dislike the following so far?
The first episode felt like an episode straight out of the other seasons, just more fleshed out and with a bigger budget.
But the other episodes don't interest me so much, a crappy continuation story about the boring sisterhood while Jack has gone full edgemode.

Then behave like a 18+

You're mad cause I told you that this show's audience is a mature one.

I'm not saying anything until it's over.
You need to be over eighteen to post here.

And it's good

Grow up yeah?

Are you me? This is literally what I've been repeating all day long today.

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