Last name is chinese for dragon despite his dad being american

>Last name is chinese for dragon despite his dad being american

this show was on multiple layers of pottery

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Wait, his dad wasn't Asian?

I legit only know this show through porn.

Wasn't Long the grandpa's last name?

Long is chinese for dragon?
that sounds like bullshit

In America there are white people with the last name Long. I went to school with one.

But it is most likely that the made the name for the character and then decided the supporting cast after the fact.

his dad was as white as wonderbread

"dragon" is written 龍 or 龙 and pronounced lóng in Mandarin Chinese.

even in cartoons about asian characters, chinks continue to get BLEACHED

worked backwards in his case, jake ended up winning the literal rosebowl

Why is American Dragon not as popular as Kim Possible?

Not as many waifus

Because it's not as good.

Didn't have as many seasons.
Major art change half way through
Didn't get a movie

Less shipping potential

>Kim isn't trying to be a wanna-be gangsta most of the time.
>Ron and Wade aren't half as annoying as Jake's friends
>Jake's Villians aren't as fun or memorable

Not as good and the art change made it less interesting to look at

What did Jake Long lack in terms of being an interesting character?

>>Kim isn't trying to be a wanna-be gangsta most of the time.
...well now I wish she HAD.
>YO RON-STOP-ALYPSE, WHEN WE GON' GO HIT THAT PUNK ASS DR. DRAKKEN, HIM AND HIS MAWFAWKIN' BITCH MAN, I'LL FUCKIN' PUT THAT GREEN BITCH'S TEETH UP ON DA GATDAMNED CURB G, KABLOOOW!
>...Jesus, Kim...

Maybe, he's adopted.

He did? They didn't break up when she found out finally after all these years he was Jake Long: American Dragon?

No they worked together in secret for a while, betraying the Huntslcan, and then she killed them all and almost killed herself in the process

But then Jake wiped her memories/created an alternate timeline where they never met

They reunited in the finale though

One of the things I liked about this show is that they didn't pussyfoot from the romance. They didn't have him have an unattainable crush and end up with this female best friend.

spud was bae

Long can be an English surname. I know a white guy who has it

The death of Bruce Lee was the death of Asian males in media.

Jake's dad was pretty hardcore in season 2

Bullshit, there were arguably more waifus in AD than in KP.

oracle twins were both waifu material in S2

i cant think of any that aren't that blonde chick, jake's mom or jake's sister. meanwhile KP had the all of these

all the gay porn featuring Jake is pretty good

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I'm pretty sure the writers had a monster girl fetish.

was his white dad the reason why he had a more european dragon design?

the ability to speak without throwing in a bunch of "YO DADDYO" shit everywhere

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Maybe. Or maybe it was influenced by where he grew up

His cousin also had wings like he did and afaik his mom was the only one in the family to marry someone white

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really wish they didn't made him talk like what hollywood think gangsters talk like
but at least they didn't give him an thick asian accent

It's funny because Jake is probably the closest character to how dante basco acts IRL that he's voiced

Dante Basco a shit too then

Yeah i'd say so

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I think the creator had to get pulled because he kept making weird porn that was making everyone uncomfortable.

I mean he did live in NYC

it was either that or Brooklynese, thick asian accent probably would've made it too similar to jackie chan adventures to them

they could've drawn his head better

Really? I know the creator is a furry but I didn't know he got fired for drawing porn.

They could have done a lot of things better.

Brad Thundercock had beef with Jake for literally no reason

I think disney shows need a quota of at least 1 school bully

Jake is knee deep un /x/ pussy as his day job and wants normie vagina, who is the real monster here?

but he just only interacted with one black person
don't remember if he went to harlem or anywhere where there was a black majority

I can't help but think these two are Grandpa's bootycalls.
I'll bet there's a few monstergirls with a long youth that are grateful for something he did in his day.

I forget, why did the dog talk?
And for that matter, what about the one in Juniper Lee?

cause the dog is suppose to be one of those Chinese Guardian Lions
which they're also called "Fu Dogs"

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Was Brad, dare I say it, dare I even think it, /ourguy/?

What'd he do?

He even got to be part of the last shot of the series over grandpa or Jake's waifu.

This. The show wasn't anything crazy but I remember I watched it specifically for the romance when I was younger. I had seen so many shows where the guy lusted after some unattainable girl or where the romance went nowhere at all but this show went HAM with it. It helps that Rose was actually a good character too and not just the 'love interest'.

It felt real.

I just could not watch the show anymore after they ditched these dragon designs. The ones they used after were just so bad.

>end up with this female best friend.
Was it because the female bff was black?

It's because pursuing a girl is a plot device.
Some conservative watchdogs still have issues with kissing before the engagement, but with the increased occurrences of homosexuality in cartoons this is finally the least issue for them to worry about.

Now kids can actually watch how a healthy relationship works out, although with today's writing it could easily be turned into a cringefest instead.

Kim Possible was a completely different show.

American Dragon was more similar to Danny Phantom, and it was still the worse of the two shows.

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Long is an English surname, as has been mentioned.

Also, Asian people named long tend to have it as a first name and not a family name.

t. person named Long

>mother maiden name is Luong
>married someone named Long

>all the dragons in the world cannot do anything against the big bad black dragon
>a teenage girl with a spear that can do cartwheels can fight him easily

And I thought the DP finale was bad

Original pitch has Jake's dad as the Asian one and Jake's mom as Jewish. Guess it must have changed when it was picked up along with some other things.

>jeffgoode.com/tv/americandragon/00pilot/bible1

>Chink Jew
He would probably already be a billionaire by the time the show starts

Yiff in hell

I really wonder what happened to Susan's mother. I mean could it have been Chang or someone we've seen before? Or a human who suffered a tragic fate, leading Lao Shi to be the way he was about Susan only dating a dragon.

eh?

I have a friend who's last name is Long. She is white and her whole family is white.

It was Chang. They were going to the story in the 3rd season.

Maybe they all have long dicks.
You should ask to see hers.

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The /34/ has sadly underutilizing interspecies sex in this series. Bet the male dragon's penis have reptilian and cervine properties.

Can you imagine fucking one of them and, right before you cum, she says "the condom is going to break"?

WAIT WHAT THEY DID?

WHERE IS THIS FUCKING FINALE YOU SPEAK OF

So did this guy have any relation to Jake? I always thought he was Jake's true father, since he shares the same design for Jake's dragon form.

>Jackpot
What a guy.

Maybe Brad was racist towards Asianz.

I don't think they ever revealed his identity

The reasoning behind it was that dragons weren't used to fighting other dragons, so only a dragon hunter could stand a chance.

It made no sense.

I kinda wanted a timeskip to see if Jake got any taller than Rose

He seemed tall looking in the episode where he gets aged up and in the flash forward where he has a kid.

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3 second warning is plenty of time to pull out

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I just wanted a timeskip to see when he had sex with Rose.

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Maybe they could fight him but since he was the first evil Dragon in all of history, they weren't used to killing dragons.

Which is weird because when Spud went to Hunter school he excelled because he knew all of Jake's weaknesses

The Huntsgirl at least had experience fighting Jake and had weapons specifically made for killing Dragons

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>arnold

terrifying cheese taco head on proportional body.

>tfw missed the episode where there was a time reset or some shit
>could never follow what was going on after that and lost interest in the show