Literally complaining about a girl appearing in the show

>Literally complaining about a girl appearing in the show
>Claiming the show is ruined without seeing the episodes that they claim "ruined the show"
>The state of modern Sup Forums
Aku has won

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT THREAD

I AKU THE MEDIOCRE VILLAIN OF AN OVERRATED SERIES

WHERE MY COMBO BREAKER IS LAW

I, CARTOON NETWORK, THE SHOW CANCELING MASTER OF DARKNESS

...

I user THE SHITPOSTING MASTER OF MY MOTHER'S BASEMENT

I user THE BUTTHURT POSTER AND DEFENDER OF A MEDIOCRE VILLAIN'S FEELINGS

[Adult Swim]

>get previous shitposting thread deleted
>I know I'll just start another one
I get that Sup Forums has been run out of their own board but keep your contrarian shitposting bullshit to yourself

THERE IS NO SHIT IN AKU'S POSTS YOU FOOOOOOOOOL

I user, THE BITCH AS CAN'T FIND A TIME PORTAL AND UNDO DE FUTURE OF A MEDIOCRE VILLIAN'S FUTURE THAT IS AKU!

GOTTA GET BACK
BACK TO 4CH
ANONYMOUS
*Double click*

I user, THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THAT THINKS ANYONE CAN FIND A TIME PORTAL WHEN EVEN A FOOLISH SAMURAI CAN'T FIND THEM BECAUSE THE MEDIOCRE VILLAIN'S FUTURE SELF DESTROYED EVERY TIME PORTAL SO THAT NOBODY CAN UNDO THE FUTURE OF A MEDIOCRE VILLAIN'S FUTURE THAT IS AKUUUUUU

>Make New Jack Season
>Make it like the other seasons
>People get upse

>Make New Jack Season
>Make it edgier
>People get upse

>People keep bringing up the time he killed those bounty hunters as a point where he killed humans
>They didn't get that they were Robots
I don't understand the retards that browse this board. Thats why when he threw those spiked balls the robot exploded. Not because the balls were explosives.

AKU!!! May my ancestors guide my doubles if I get a triple!!

no they actually explode, rewatch the scene where the cat like assassins tell their method of murdering.
Fooool

No they are still robots don't have a cow man

>episode releases on April FOOOOOOLS day
>The epidoed descriptions were all an elaborate ruse
Pls let it happen

episode description didn't have scaramouche, second didn't have throat slittin' and blue jack shenanigans
let's just be patient

what's wrong with the synopsis?

Have you not seen the reckless shitposting that's been going on about AshixJack? People are acting like the episode is already out, and featuring long and shoddily written romantic schlock. I for one have faith in Genndy and his directing skills, but I still don't really want Jack to have a sidekick.

whats wrong with Jack getting a love interest? I'm now binging the show and got to the part where Jack befriends this girl, but it turns out she was aku all along, Jack was so sad and betrayed and the episode ended there.

Jack could use a girl in his life

This, from the moment they were furst shown it was obvious she was a love character

Aku is Jack's wife

It's only going to be for five episodes or so, user, why can't Jack travel with someone for his final story?

I don't agree with them but I see where they are coming from. You 7 episodes left it seems hard to believe that they are going to resolve all the plot lines and give Ashi interesting and believable development. I trust Genndy though.

Blue Jack was shit, though.

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT THREAD, I, user, the social justice MASTER of shipping, unleashed an unspeakable cancer. But, a FOOLISH patrician wielding a good taste stepped forth to opposed me! Before the final shitpost was struck, I tore open a portal to reddit and flung him into the future where my cancer is LAW! Now, the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is... Sup Forumsumblr!

nope

yep
I'm pretty sure it's impossible.

people wanted more of the baby episode and farting dragons
their childhoods remembered forever
eternally sucking on their imaginary pacifier
their faggotry unbound;for the shitposting art is one of sinister, troubled origins
pls kys

he actually was good though

Is Sup Forums seriously sperging out over episodes they haven't seen, because of a couple one sentence descriptions?

this is what is happening today
amazing ain't it?

When was this? I haven't been on here much since Saturday. Who's complaining about a girl being in the show?

no he wasnt

Yeah the shipping it's cancer. Too many people can't enjoy something unless the characters are SEXY SEXUAL SEX HAVERS. Cotumblr is guilty of this. They watch everything like it's a porno.

Why can't we just have a female who's a bad guy? Why does every male and female on screen together have to fuck? I'm sick of this shit.

It's possible. I was really surprised at how much they were able to fit into episode 3 without it feeling rushed.

>it seems hard to believe that they are going to resolve all the plot lines
The only plotline that requires solving is Jack getting the sword back and facing Aku, which can be done in much less time than what's left.

I love you.

What the actual fuck? Episode 3 was 90% filler.

NO BODY HAS WATCHED THIS SHOW BEFORE

They've also got to bring back the Scotsman and maybe a few other past characters in a way that lives up to the hype. We've also got to learn why the Cult worships Aku and Jack has too kill them.

no we don't
this show was always about style
it doesn't matter WHAT happens
but HOW it happens

The Guardian's portal has to be addressed as well.
If it's not addressed well the show will be ruined.

>>Claiming the show is ruined without seeing the episodes that they claim "ruined the show"
It's like 2013 on /mlp/ all over again.

I want nothing to be addressed so that plotfags can eternally get btfo

>The Guardian's portal has to be addressed as well.
It won't be. Aku destroyed all the time portals, ergo he destroyed that one, destiny be damned.

I'm pretty sure that's referred to as cutting off your nose to spite your face.
He may not have KNOWN about it. And even if he did, how in the world are we supposed to seriously believe he could beat the Guardian?

This. Aisha shipping over complicates the whole plot. Shippers don't realize this.

nope, the show is just as good without plot
do you know whyyyy?

I think Aku>Guardian based on what we have seen so far

aku can't see the guardian tho, he has plot armour like the monks.

And what is that exactly?
I agree about the plot armor, but he can't see him? What?

he may have searched the earth in 50 years time, ho knows
Don't get me wrong I wanna see the Guardian make a comeback as well, but I wouldn't be taken aback if he ded

aku's eyes can't see where the monks are, maybe the same applies to the guardian.

aku is invincible against the guardian, for one
how would he get him without the foolish sword?

Even IF the Guardian himself is dead (which better be explained REALLY well if that's the case), the portal should still be available for Jack to use somehow. That is the essence of the prophecy.

Perhaps, but couldn't they fight to a standstill, and Aku just gets tired and/or bored and drops the fight, especially if he finds out Jack tried and failed to get past the Guardian already?

It wouldn't bother me if this was Jack's endgame, so ok.

>Aku just gets tired and/or bored and drops the fight
honestly this is what would happen in the show too
Aku gets bored way too easily