It Hurts! Update No. 470: I Didn't See One So I'm Making One Edition

It Hurts! Update No. 470: I Didn't See One So I'm Making One Edition

>sad trombone noise

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>Harmony
>turns out that that this entire time, IH was just an OC MLP crossover fic

Wait, if God and Aurora come from the same source, does that mean Space Rhinos can kill God like it's nothing? How fucking OP are those guys?

As OP as Gob wants them

So whos zen-oh

WAIT A MINUTE
what's up with the 8?

>Original story was about Pasqualo vs God
>Original Pasqualo gets reincarnated by God into this Pasqualo's Mother
>does all the same things because eternal recurrance
>this Pasqualo is going to climb the food chain to kill Harmony
>will get forcefully reincarnated into the parent of the next Pasqualo
>who's son goes after the being above harmony
>ad infinite
>this is all the keikaku of Pasqualo 0, who we've yet to see, to find out who the fuck is in charge of this mickey mouse operation that is the universe and kick them in the dick

what 8?

...Wait. How can Magma Spider remember Pasqualo's mother? Are you only erased from memory if you die in hell, and not just die when already dead, or did God pull her punches?

>that last panel
Fuck.
Here I was starting to think we may be getting some resolution here.

Ohhhhhhhhh sssshhhhhiiiiiiiiiiitttttt

We're on fake namek

I see it too

Gob why is there an 8

Infinity symbol, man
it's God's throne

And so, Pasqualo finally punched God.

They're totally imba, gob sucks at class balance

>Gob just dropped that there are entities in this universe ABOVE GOD
>there are only 5 more comic updates left

How the fuck is this gonna resolve in 5 updates holy shit

>5 more updates
Wait, what? When was this confirmed?

Oh, you're right. I didn't noticed it in the previous update

He isn't. prepare for the third reboot of this story.

see
we have only three more updates of this comic, but we have n-2 more webcomics to get through where n is the total number of tiers in the divine hierarchy

twitter, a little while ago.

Remind me what the criteria is for females to make it to heaven?

What the fuck... Hope they're long ones

>implying Pasqy T isn't gonna pray to Harmony again and ask her/him/it/they/shkli to put everything back to normal, even if it makes him unhappy in the process, because he cares that much about his friends and family
I mean, I hope not, but a weeb like Pasqualo would definitely do something that

>It Hurts transitions into a new, multiverse-spanning comic following Pasqualo as he punches hundreds of Gods in his quest to rescue Aurora, in an epic story that runs as long as Berserk

Please stop getting my hopes up, user.

never be exposed to sunlight, ever, and I don't think Magma Spider ever went outside, probably stayed underground most of the time

didnt die in hell i guess

Right, ty

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gob you adorable madman!
how long do you think the next update is gonna be?

The next comic is 8 pages long. Odds are it'll take ~2 weeks to finish.

slicc

Wooot been waiting 3 years for this. Once it hurts! is over gonna pick up the comic from page one.

I'm the type of guy who likes to read the ending first

The best possible resolution

> that green hair panel

This looks important, but I don't know why.

Does anyone have a link to that fan made It Hurts song? Like years ago it'd get posted pretty much every thread.

It was some mellow guitar song with a girl singing.

> Kami is a total weeb
The only thing keeping him from getting punched in the face.

goooob i love you!
you really improved your drawings and made ally cute as hell.
....thank you for that :.^)

I originally thought this was going to get to 500 not 475

>5 more comics left for Pasqualo's friends to get literally deleted from existence

More gods? Guess it's time for a new arc, and here I thought we were winding down. Oh well I guess it's fine for the end to be delayed a bit lon-

>5 more strips

Hoooooly shit.
Gob if you're reading this it's been a hell of a ride.

I know this is old news but holy shit, i really smiled when daddy mac dad dad showed up.
That's the part i was looking for the entire comic and it wasn't dissapointing.

Thank you so much!!

it hurts

>in an early comic Pasq's dad says his hat represents the hatred he feels for Pasq
>Pasq asserts himself and eats the hat
>Dad is proud of him

It's the little things.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

can he punch this fucko already

oh, and Aurora is like this guy's sister or stepsister?

That's kinda the impression I got, yeah. Especially seeing them together in this.

Gob, we better be recruiting God as a party member.

>5 left
Never mind.

Sad we only got to see this god level character (pun intended) so late in the comic.

He is responsible for every single anime, manga, cartoon, comic book, and vidya out there

so what happens after it ends

what do we do then

But it's just been confirmed that this Pasqualo is the same Pasqualo with god's "again".

what no. he was referring to pasqualo's prayer in it hurts. it's right there in the panel.

we begin anew

I've still got money riding on the sequel called "IT STILL HURTS!!!"

But I made that bet before the rhinos showed up.

we could ask gob

I would totally help gob to animate it hurts

i have no formal art skills or training

so i guess i could help do inbetweens

MY volume 1 came in today.
You fucks jelly?
Yeah, you jelly.

You know, listening to the recording of Dad's monologue on the site, I know it's some fan thing but I'd always pictured dad as having a very bored, disaffected, neutral tone of voice, slightly more nasally or something. Like the teacher you'd see in a cartoon who just clearly does not give a shit.

>she started it

Is Gob still here?

Does he go to conventions?

>You fucks jelly?
Depends did you pay those extra shekels for a personal sketch?

check my 8

this reminds me, someone did a reading of a sketch they got, and they had the perfect voice for tubsy
does anyone have the youtube link, or know what i'm talking about?

Only in the second one. Hence why I bought it first.

F U C K

good for you max

Thanks anonymous.

Like a more gravelly Ben Stein, right? That's how I hear him.

Gob is a master of ruses.

Do you really think he wouldn't give an answer that will put us back on his wacky ride?

He says that there are only 5 more updates, but in reality it's something like 30 pages in 5 updates.

Gob I read your whole webcomic recently and I think it's one of my favorite things I've ever read :3

>next update is 8 pages
it might be more than that

is this on youtube or something? i cant find the vocaroo link

Here it is
vocaroo.com/i/s0igZrzQbXGJ

Pasq's reaction is some classic loony tunes shit

... Guy?

Of course he's a guy, he's God.

Gob, you're a madman, but I love you. By all means, please take as much time with the last comics as possible. You've yet to disappoint me, kinda like Valve's TF2 comics, which take forever to come out, because gabe is too busy stuffing his fat ass with cake and snickers to finish Half Life 3.

Pretty much exactly.

It's kind of sad to know it's ending soon. I remember when I first saw it on Sup Forums, I thought it was just Gob himself shilling what I thought at first was some shitty edgelord comic. Boy was I wrong. In a way it's kind of sad that it never quite got a level of popularity beyond Sup Forums and some people on Something Awful because it honestly deserves it over countless other worse (and lazy) webcomics. At the same time, I like that it's able to stay small and kind of intimate with Gob being a regular here and all.

I'm also not really much of a fan of webcomics to begin with either so it goes down as one of the few I actually genuinely like along with Nedroid and minus.

Link?

gobolatula.com/ithurts/?p=3539

Dragon Ball Super is the worst anime of the decade.

At least he did it for fun.

Same here, wish it was more popular (so gob can be recognized)
But yeah, the first time i saw an "it hurts" i thought it was shit but boy oh boy i was wrong.

He/she only goes up to Supreme Kai, though, with an "...and on and on" tacked on due to the fact Pasqualo probably never watched Super

Well...
If you excuse me I have some pictures to delete off my computer.

It's like RIGHT AFTER the comic kicks me in the nuts with feels, it flicks me in the dick in annoyance.

Goddammit

It's far too soon to April 1st to trust Gob.

He seems like the kinda guy who's plays the long con.

>thought we would have our treasure back for a moment.

Why do you make it hurt to love you Gob?

Never forget comic 200.

Absolutely hilarious in hindsight, but one of the biggest snafus in any webcomic I've read.

The manga is great. They should have just cut the movies up to make tv episodes.

God is the biggest asshole in the comic. Pas doesn't need that shit.

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