What is some James Rolfe kino besides The Deader the Better?

What is some James Rolfe kino besides The Deader the Better?

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AVGN 1-100

No other current content producer has made such a large amount of actual good content as him

Come on you plebs obviously I'm talking about the films he's made.

Super Pitfall always gets me.

Friday The 13th is a great one.

he counts the avgn episodes as films

His movies are terrible, but if you want Youtuber movies Space Cop and Feeding Frenzy are unironically good.

anything with motherfucker mike.
Batman and Bugs Bunny are great

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE ASS

Not even RLM think Space Cop is good.

youtube.com/watch?v=98Vch_OsyZI

Made it about a minute in, that was fucking tough

>random bad game he has never played before that everyone already knows is terrible because of the dozens of other videos about it

Dragon dreams

shit thumbnail

Ashens and the Quest for Gamechild is easily the best Youtuber movie

James Rolfe cucked

Mike matei big weiner

BEEEEEEEEEEE SEVENTEEEEEEEEEN
BAWWWWWWHHHHHHHMEEEEEEEERRRRRR

James and Mike are great together. I can't wait to see James atmospheric horror movie he's working on

He has been doing it this way for a while now. He himself has said that he has no personal childhood games to play anymore so he reviews infamous shit.

I hope he's gonna be OK.

him talking about horror movies is still great

you can say whatever you want about james, but the dude's a legend and a cornerstone of internet culture.
I respect him

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>its a James and Mike have literally nothing remarkable or interesting to say about the movie they just watched episode
>literally nothing, i’m using literally correctly here.
>there is zero commentary of any interest
>and it goes on for like 20 minutes somehow
>sometimes they don’t understand basic plot points and concepts which are nigh universal to humanity

Who's a better director, James or Mike Stoklassa?

desu the best part about James and Mike videos is when they get off on a tangent about something completely unrelated to the video subject

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I think James and Jay would work well together given their shared love of horror.

Kung-Fu Werewolf From Outer Space is no-budget up-north kino

what do you think the average weight of this group is

It feels like JonTron's editing now, what the fuck?

Fat people disgust me

thank god the girls arent fat

It's great though.

Do you think Mike surrounds himself with morbidly obese people so he looks attractive in comparison?

It's actually really easy to lose weight. I lost 50 pounds just by stopping eating junk. The easiest thing you could literally do is stop drinking anything with sugar.

:)))))))))))))

he so doesn't want to be there

james has until christmas

There was a new AVGN six days ago and there was a new one today. Is James getting help? Even in the old days every episode took two weeks to make.

>Is James getting help?
no hes just not putting in any effort

He doesn't do Monster Madness anymore. That would free up time

I know a couple guys who work/worked for Screenwave Media (Ryan’s company) and they think at least 90% of the Sup Forums /vr/ threads about Cinemassacre are started by Mike himself. Also, it’s true, he’s a crazy alcoholic. Hi Mike, any new Loco Bandito comics in the works?

i see this posted often, but this is the first time i noticed how the guy on the bottom left's expression saddens for a second when he first sees himself on camera

I don't care I love Mike he's funny and has a huge dick

a lot of the times james talks about production timeline stuff it seems off to me

Those couldn’t take that long, I don’t care how many he had to do in a row

I hate how overexaggerated he is now. I wish he'd be more informative. Gaming Historian filled the void for me.

It's obviously because it's sponsored content. He got paid real money to make this video. You can hear how crushed he is that he has to do it in his voice.

norm doesnt upload often enough.
he said he had hired an editor to speed things up but then he did fewer than ever.
i don't want him to compromise on quality but it's not that hard to hire a staff. youtubers have such terrible business acumen

Why do anyone watch this fag cuck

Look at that he's so desperate for shekels now he shills some fucking phone game lol imagine how stupid that intro will look 2 years from now for a dead phone game

Fuck CuckVGN

tfw he has 10 inches and I have 6 :(

>white people

You’re barely below average then

Top post right here, friend.

my favorite cinemassacre great is "MineCraft with Gadget"

Mikes dick is huge but its bland looking desu

I see you are also a man of refined tastes

How tf do u guys know so much about mike's dikk?

A pic got leaked years ago. He doesnt even look fully hard and its still around 9”

spoiler it

Over 8000

Cinemassacre 200

>Why do anyone watch this fag cuck
people want to see another good avgn episode

most of the recent ones sucked though

he's a great legend but like all great legend he fell

somebody needs to put him out of misery before he tarnishes his legacy

>its a James and Mike have literally nothing remarkable or interesting to say about the movie they just watched episode
>yeah wonder woman was great
>yeah
>yeah hm gal gadot I liked her
>yeah she was great
>yeah

It was really nice of Mike to voice Charley for this. Shows there's no bad blood.

>James and Jay would work well together given their shared love of horror.

after aidsmoby shat on avgn movie, got butthurt over avgn game, not to mention avgn movie was on one of the hitb videos (as a one of the pirated dvds jay and mike had) jay announced on prerec that he will "review" avgn movie on prerec, and when they hyped that shit too high, he pussied out and was like "hehe you guy are taking this way to seriously hehehe heh".

Jay x James will never happen because of that. It wouldn't even happened without that, they rarely interact with strangers.

>Is James getting help?
no, he's getting desperate.

And when I'm mean desperate his bitch of a wife needs more money

Bible Games was what introduced me to him, then I fell in love with his comfy vids.

I still like his new ones too, he keeps pushing them out because he's awesome.

If only bootsy could be back in some way, but we'll probably never know what actually happened.

he did monster JUST in which he just reuploaded older clipless reviews

beat a kiddy diddler charge on a technicality.

no way lol, what are you referencing even?

Is James strapped for cash? Has Mike been forcing him to pump out new AVGN more often?

because he talks about it all the time

somebody mentions his dick in comments and he responds
>If only bootsy could be back in some way
mike would never allow that to happen

also cinemassacre has no manlet rule

his bitch wife is forcing him to do this

holy fuck I didn't know bootsy was that short.

What do you suppose caused them to fight? It's obviously between mike and bootsy, because James and Bootsy still follow each other on social media, when Mike and bootsy don't.

i'm glad he's pumping out new AVGN more often. They get the most views from that.

Genuinely shocked James has played MGS3.

wow Bootsy is so short. James is 5'11. Bootsy must be 5'4"

I actually went back to watch his much earlier stuff and there's just something about the way he used to talk back then that sounds better. Obviously it was still scripted and such, but I dunno if it's just inflection, enunciation the speed at which he's reading the script, but he just sounded more genuine, back then. It's particularly noticing during the skits, I'd honestly say he was a better actor when he was younger, even though he has much more experience, now.

Oh shit Bootsy is a manlet. I hate him now

nobody watches those, more than a couple minutes. he takes his favorite movies and, for lack of a better term, appropriates them. rips them off.

Look at that smile at the end. He knows it.

he was on a deadline for a few years, maybe the stretch of 25~90? To think too much about your video and edit it is what South Park was afraid of. They fell to a different demon, but allowing yourself to edit videos until you're satisfied leads to 101+. Barbie, the 12 days of Shitsmas (pushing it) and Paper Boy were his last good ones out of 50.

huge cock alpha

Who writes this shit now? I guess it can't be helped that every other youtuber has already reviewed every bad game, but this is just awful.
I guarantee that neither James nor Mike has played Snake Eater.

It's because his early material was about games he grew up with/played as a kid. So, he had a more emotional attachment to them.

That coupled with the low-quality added to the charm of early AVGN.

It hasn't felt authentic for a while, but he's had a good run.

>Snake Eater
>not Subsistence

Hang it up, Jimmy.

he probably didn't, and ryan or some other guy made a joke
>What do you suppose caused them to fight? It's obviously between mike and bootsy,
oficially? nothing

unoficially? bootsy had drumpf shit on twitter. mike doesn't like politics in cinemassacre so he fired him
not married to his bitch wife, mike was still behind the scenes, no ryan, the good times, before the dark times. the JUST.
it's still less pathetic than playlist junkies. that shit got barely any views. even mike and ryan got more views>Who writes this shit now?
it's probably those bums from the what's the difference video

Some post 100 episodes are pure kino too.

James obviously doesn't like politics either. Its likely that they both decided to drop him.

Seaman was pretty good too. I like Polybius as well, but that wasn't really a Nerd video.

I personally just wish that he'd fucking cool it with the skits and effects and whatnot. He's always at his best when it's just him sitting there in the Nerd basement, talking about games/hardware/peripherals, maybe occasionally wearing a costume, but not more than that.

Game Boy accessories is one of his best and it was this year

I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.

He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding.

I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.

Who gave you a trip?

it's not that he doesn't like politics, it's that he has no time for them. he has to make videos constantly, not to mention take of the kids and the house and private life
yeah but james was such a dumbfuck he couldn't figure out you could turn around the gameboy camera