Puts popcorn in a tub

>puts popcorn in a tub
>that would be $300, sir

fuck off nigger

>that would be $300, sir

I don't care what it would be, how much is it now?

uhh.. robert, did you add another zero to that number? I'm not questioning your ability because that would be racist, but I think 30 dollars is a more accurate price

nigger

>raw popcorn and butter
How hard is it?

Murderer.

Church burner.

This is INSANE! I'm calling you Robber from here on out!

cracker

>puts sugar water in a cup
>that would be $40 + tip, sir

someone please photoshop jiro's ugly reptilian face over Robert's
Take this rare Robert as payment

> builds a crab genocide machine
Yet you call him a nigger

> here’s 0.000000001 bitcoin, keep the change!

Who is this mutt?

>Don't forget your complimentary AR, sir.

DUMB GAIJIN I SAID NO PHOTO

>literally means "person who enslaved me"

>puts butter on popcorn for thirty years
>charges $300 for it
am I supposed to be impressed?

The quality of the popcorn is in the quality of the butter. It takes a good eye to spot good butter.

a daring synthesis

lol very nice

but you gotta pay for the ammo that's where they get ya

Me? Sushi

HERE I PUT SIGN

*blocks your path*

The theaters around here have it priced so that...

1 ticket
1 small popcorn
1 medium soda

= 19.76

enough so you can convince yourself that you didn't spend $20

I was never enslaved, cracker

>add butter
>that will be 100 more dollars

then what are the reparations for?

so that we can buy $300 tubs of popcorn

What reparations? I'm African. you dumb cracker

Can someone remake Ladyhawke with Robert in the Matthew Broderick role? Cause I'd watch the shit out of that.

for ultime authenticity someone has to remove the drink

WHERE IS MY FALCON CHOW REEEEEE

kek'd

Didn't Robert die? When did this happen? More importantly how?
Pic related

ABSOLUTELY BTFO

Jirobert replaced him

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