This just in.
Porg wearing sunglass in The Last Jedi.
Don't you have something to say to George Lucas now?
This just in
Andrew Morris
John Jackson
APOLOGIZE
Bentley Young
RIGHT NOW
Wyatt Cruz
Yeah, I'd like to ask him how was Joseph Campbell in person.
Nathan Martin
yes, three words:
HELLA
FR*CKING
EPIC
Justin Diaz
Fuck you and spergburger for ruining cinema you hacks
Bentley Myers
It's actually Jordie LaForge's visor. Rian got his sci-fi series mixed up.
Colton Taylor
former porg hater here, this was actually kind of funny
Lucas Watson
OMG THEY RICKED THE MORTY!!
Juan Parker
but seriously we can't let this guy get the merchandising rights
Robert Myers
I'M SUNGLASSES PORG, RICK!!!!!!!!
Gabriel Ramirez
LOOK AT HTE TOP OF HIS HEAD
Thomas Gutierrez
>e-ewoks were different guys
Parker Sanchez
does it have a mohawk? seriously, wtf?
Brandon Martin
nobody says that though
Evan Anderson
These are supposed to be Obi-Wan, Yoda, and Anakin...
Jace Nguyen
product placement now in Star Wars
Ayden Flores
at least ewoks had personality and were important to the plot. Porgs have been shoved in this film purely for the cute factor and will have no other purpose.
Logan Myers
I've been dying for a real version of Holochess. Also some cool game designer should have made a version of Sabacc by now.
Jaxson Adams
>We want the minions audience
Adam Torres
>Porg wearing sunglass
Just take all the billions now why don't you Based disney
Cameron Myers
Least some them niggas died on the frontlines
Jeremiah Allen
>Don't you have something to say to George Lucas now?
Yeah, fuck you George for selling your soul to the devil and not letting Star Wars die with the prequels
Lincoln Long
it's all George's fault
Mason Hughes
And merchandise.