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As I got in my car and pulled away from the morning-breakfast-only dystopia, a light beckoned me from across the busy street. A red LED McDonald's sign shone brightly upon my soul, flickering the words "BISCUITS ALL DAY." I hope someday we can flash those words at trapped miners to raise their spirits while awaiting rescue.

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I like his MYST story about pax

What's the deal with items "available only on breakfast" at fast food joints in the US?

Is it a marketing scheme? Do they want to bilk you on a $5 cup of coffee, so they try to force you to get there in the mornings?

They only have so many grills and space. If we kept all our steam trays filled with eggs we'd have to cut back on the amouny of soups we offer, it's not worth it when you get fifty orders for soup in the afternoon compared to maybe five for egg sandwiches.

Fast food is a real assembly line affair. The machines can only handle so many products at a time. And very few items are made-to-order; so they have to predict demand. Most breakfast menu items are things that people generally only buy in large volume during breakfast. It would not be profitable to have them available all day in most locations.

So does he make money from these?

I read one of the issues is that the grill needed to be at a different temperature for the breakfast items vs burgers; mcds changed their processes to allow all day breakfast.

>can serve all day breakfast
>can't serve all day lunch

Fuck your breakfast McDonalds, I just want a double cheeseburger.

>burrito for breakfast
why would someone do this?

>never heard of breakfast burritos
Well, you're not fat enough to be American OR Mexican, so the question stands- why would you care about burritos at all?

Breakfast burritos are so god damn good, everyone should have one. Eggs, cheese, sausage, and mushroom are what I put on mine. Some people like potatoes but I don't. Alternatively I get this monstrosity of beans, spicy sausage, eggs, and queso at this local place.

Burritos are the perfect food, far superior to sandwiches. Less carbs and more real food.

having burritos for breakfast it's just too heavy for your stomach, breakfast should be something soft and light for your stomach because during the night it has shrinked and suddenly over-filling it with cheese and beans can cause stomach pains or even diarrhea.

A burrito is basically a sandwich that doesn't spill.

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>not making a big breakfast and having half now half later

Then make a small one and eat fruit.

Oooo a fruit burrito veggie wrap could work.

>breakfast should be something soft and light for your stomach
Breakfast should be heavy and full of carbs/protein so you can leave the house and work for eight straight hours.
Coffee should come before breakfast so you have one slightly horrific shit in the morning that has your shitting needs squared away until you come back from work.

>worked at taco macho in florida once
>people actually came in the morning and ordered the 6 pack burrito with extra sauce and eat them in a sit
>all of them fatasses with morbid obesity
>they are all probably dead now
sometimes I think I killed those people

They killed themselves user, don't feel bad

Imagine a dealer in a casino who is taking money from a gambling addict who is pouring his life savings cause he is feeling lucky

At least you are giving something of the same value you are taking from them

I also threw some extra packs of sauce in their orders because I didn't want them to come back asking for more.

Oh god I never thought about what a dealer must feel like seeing clearly miserable desperate people on their last leg knowing they're probably going to get a visit from a loan shark whos going to break their legs.

Reminds me of that Kids in the Hall sketch where they work at a fast food joint that sells a products that's just a stick of butter. A little kid orders one, finishes it in 2 minutes and then asks for another one.

Oh god he's a disgusting human

Hey dude, you still didn't froce them to walk there and ask for burritos every morning

Even if you try to advise them against risking too much money, they will take it as you stopping them to earn more money instead of you advising them for their benefit


If you dont, you feel like you are letting them being taken advantage out of

>walk
uh....

They are beyond help user. My brother is a massively obese piece of shit and while he still lived at home he'd eat four chicken patties with a hot dog on each (a few times two) with American cheese and smothered in ketchup and mayo. It was probably like a 2000 calorie breakfest.

I tried for years to fix him. Nothing I could say would get through to him. Some people are just too weak.

>people
>florida

>Live in UK
>KFC is selling a burger called a Dirty Louisiana
>Went to KFC
>ask for Dirty Louisiana
>"Oh sorry, we don't have it at this KFC"
Could have just walked away with my pride, but I was hungry

GOOD.

You fucking murderer.

>the coloring on Ronnie
It's the little things.

and what, you want a medal?

>google Aporkalypse Burrito
>Hardee's
Sounds about right.

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>Kids in the Hall

That was Whitest Kids You Know, damn it!

You should eat what you feel like when you feel like it. Meals are a social construct.

During ADB we have a separate tiny grill just for eggs. Seriously. We call it an egg machine but it's just a tiny grill. But it's also not suitable for scrambled eggs and egg whites, which we don't serve as part of all day breakfast.

So during breakfast, when we sell lots of eggs and we need scrambled/egg whites we can't sell lunch. It's also when we clean the fryers cause they get gross with meat bits

>Why do I have to be so dramatic?

Because you're a drama king/queen who wants to 'stick it to the man'. You *could* call corporate or talk to the manager about policies, but it's easier to rage against the clerk making $8 an hour behind the counter. Do a Youtube video of it for extra cred.

Based.

>queso
cheese?
I know you associate sombreros with that mexican hat, but what cheeses does mexico even have? I mean, people don't call gorgonzolla "formaggio"

really, what's with americans placing foreign general words on specific foreign items?

>put scrambled eggs and sausage on a tortilla
>roll it up
>breakfast burrito

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chile_con_queso
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queso_chihuahua
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queso_flameado

One thing Northern states can NEVER get right is queso. "Its just melted cheese right?". Then it tastes like sheeeeeeiiit.

I'm just remembering when the whole anti-gay statements from Chik-Fil-A;s owner were going around, and some clown decided to go through the drive thru and rail the cashier while video recording it. So so brave.

Think most people think of the lunch and dinner fast food burritos that are usually bigger than their heads when they think burritos.

The best part was he lost his job and then whined on the internet that his food stamps weren't enough to pay for high quality food. The guy had no idea how money worked.

>took an intentional subversion of a joke and made it into the straight-forward version of that same joke
Dude

>choriqueso
I've got to try that some day
Do spanish and mexican chorizos have diferent spices, or something else I should be aware of?

>that Mexican restaurant near you that sold monster burrito suizos closed down last year
>it's since been replaced by a Subway

FoaF had to quit that since she saw a woman crying because she went to the casino to celebrate a raise, then stayed there for their entire shift and were sure to be fired.

Casinos man. They steal your soul.

remove ronnie

>Live in small town in west Wales in the middle of fucking nowhere
>See adverts in the town for zinger fries
>Go into KFC with friends
>"We don't do zinger fries here"

Then why fucking advertise them in the town. there isn't another KFC for fucking MILES?

Remember me of the unfunnies

Just look at how much business the Heart Attack Grill gets despite its business motto being that it wants to kill fat people.
If they didn't eat at the taco joint, they'd just eat wherever and die anyway.

>Aporkalypse Burrito
mother of god...

so I thought Hardee's and Carl's Jr were the same but I tried getting a Western Bacon Double Cheeseburger at a Hardee's once and they didn't have it

>Dirty Louisiana
Thats also the name of a filthy sex act.

Where is the joke?
Do Sup Forums enjoy this trihard "i am pathetic" humor?

I envy him. I fucking loved MYST back in the day.

It's also an accurate description of Louisiana

>He doesn't like WHOMP

Ronnie is alright user.

>cringe comic
>he is kool so pathetic xD
>as a normie i support this because is my daily life
>Did i told you my life sucks?
Wow , faggot did the same with bojack.

Is Agrias real?

My life is great and nothing like Ronnies. I don't even watch anime. I just think he seems like a nice enough guy who has a decent sense of humour and who isn't afraid to laugh at himself from time to time.

You seem really mad friend.

I felt the same as a delivery driver for a philly cheesesteak place.
Sometimes they were so fat, they'd order FROM a care facility, they ate themselves into that place and then would have me bring them hoagies full of a full pound of fried steak, onions, peppers, all drenched in cheese sauce, WITH the big fries.

>having a really shit time
>3 am
>go on an angry drive to clear my head
>hungry as fuck
>try to order mcDouble
>told they only have breakfast items
>sit there
>silent
>stare at speaker box
>feel blood pressure spike
>tell cashier to go fuck themselves and peel off
It was a very rude thing to do, but seriously who wants anything from the fucking breakfast menu? It's all terrible.

>its real

Oh Ronnie......

It's usually just eggs, sausage, cheese and sometimes peppers wrapped in a tortilla. Pretty common in the US.

McGriddles are pretty good.

Dude, he's sick. He probably woke up , drew the comic and went back to sleep.

>Not getting a bean, bacon, egg, and chicharrón breakfast burrito with red chili to cure hangovers

Also worse for you than a Big Mac.

>mfw a Whomp thread has now become /ck/ general
This is nice, though.

If you care about your health, you wouldn't eat anything from McDonalds, so that's a moot point.

I look at it, and it lokks like delicious deaht in its purest form.

Like, I know my life expectancy would shorten by just taking a bite of it and yet I can't help bu think it might be worth it.

It's not bad, as far as fast food breakfast burritos are concerned. But you can do so much better.

do Americans really do this?

Elaborate

It's the newspost on the front page. He met Rand Miller.

Do we do what?

Refuse to eat somewhere if they aren't offering what we want?
Throw away a coupon that can't be used immediately?
Consume monster-sized breakfast burritos filled with eggs and pork-products?

The answer is yes.

How do you think I feel. I've been working in a smoke shop for 5 months and I'm pretty sure some of my customers are already dead.

There was a guy who seemed ready to keel over in the store and I sold him a pack of cigarettes.

That pack of cigarettes was probably the only joy he had in his life by that point, so don't feel bad.

I didn't ask for these feel's

Clearly you need to ask for the Eastern Bacon Double Cheeseburger

Whomp threads always end up in "unrelated" stuff conversations like this.

Do you remember when we end up talking about sexualized Holy Mary?

What about the debate over screen doors?

I missed that one. Which comic kickstarted it?

/ck/ is the most recurrent tho.


Ronnie really knows how to give us good Sup Forumsck/

this. Don't get me wrong, I am glad to have egg mc muffins for dinner. But sometimes I want nuggies on the way to work.

>Kids in the Hall
Whitest Kids You Know

Because they're advertising in the state. It would cost more money to somehow leave out this region, or that one, rather than covering the entire state. Plus, now the idea is in your head, so if you're in another town visiting someone and see a KFC or whatever, you're more likely to visit.

Geico did something similar in Massachusetts for years, they advertised in the state for insurance but they stated in commercials they weren't legally able to offer insurance in the state. When that changed a year or so later (liscenses came through, or whatever), they had a lot of word-of-mouth and people remembering them that switched over.

In Britain you have to think a hell of a lot smaller. I live 3 or so hours away from my home town. That's considered long distance here. The idea of advertising for something that you won't see unless you travel for an hour or so is pretty mental

Advertisers in the US are allowed to pull all kinds of psychological tricks.

My kokoro wish....
kokoro
kokoro.... wish

Why can't you get real jobs in STEM

I work as a logistics engineer in a power company and my only regret is how much I contribute to society

Whoa are you talking to?

Ever since I was able to drive, I'd go to McDonald's once a month during breakfast, then ask for Chicken Nuggets. Whenever they'd tell me "sorry" I'd cuss then drive off. I've been doing this for 15 ish years hoping that one day they'd tell me yes.

Imagine my distress when McDonalds introduced all day shitty egg fest, instead of all day nuggets.

another pleb that doesn't just go to Chick Fil A instead. I don't know if you can get nuggets in the morning there but you can get chicken biscuits which is just the same shit but on a biscuit

>Not ordering a McHash.

A McHash is when you take two hashbrowns, place a slice of cheese between them and put it between a bun.