Survivor GAMETHREAD

it's almost ogre and the last episode was decent

get in here

joe why did you have to go?

lewl i just made another trhead

shit happens

chrissy is dumb af

>his response was inhuman
oh shut up bitch

Ben isn't winning

looking forward to shiny desi jury sequence

jesus
he has the same hideous face as her

am I supposed to cry every time I go 20 days without seeing my parents?
I had no idea

>everyone bullying mike

wowee

that's jewish genetics for you

I haven't seen some family members in months and don't cry when I see them

stream where??

>yfw all these reactions so they can get tv time

two dykes in the same family? that's some demon sperm

>Cody & Jessica on TAR January 3
>BBUS Celebrity February 7
>Survivor 36 premiere February 28
the ride never ends

I could see getting choked up about small kids but parents and siblings is just ridiculous
at this point most of fags must just be acting

reality tv is scripted

nobody cares about those two stop trying to force this here

go back to twitter

Mike the Kike is still alive this late in the game. Just as I have foreseen it.

I agree

who am I supposed to root for?
I kind of hate em all

mommy

the hot mom i guess?

>hating Devon, Lauren and mommy

Post Chrissy in her bikini

wew drunk shelby

>Literally a RNG challenge

>ben's wife is the only qt on the beach

this is so dumb lmao

why don't they just play for it? what is this match shit? is this the game?

wtf is this challenge

WHITE UBER ALLES

group of 4 BTFO

that was lame

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>Mommy convinces Mike and Ashely to vote out Ben
>survivors basically confirm someone big goes

rip Ben

if you know your loved one well enough you can sense the colour ball they are holding

fug

why didnt she wear something like that in the bb house? WHYYYY

>

real q about OTT: are there actual eps i can watch somewhere? it seems like there were just streams and short updates as far as i can tell. basically, i'm asking where i can watch prolonged footage of that smokebomb shelby

Reminder

Ashley and Devon already wanted to target Ben last week

what a slut

bro she wore a fucking bikini walking around the house

just watch highlights on youtube. the "episodes" are nothing

cool a fake idol

i know i mean she had that one pair of jeans but she didnt expose her belly like that combo. i dont even think they were that lowrise

>half a idol
that's it i'm done

wait

so Ben has a real idol
and he's making a fake?
And now Lauren has half of one?

Am I missing any other idols out?

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all the OTT eps and clips are still on cbs all-acces

there is a 4 hour shelby edit on youtube too

imagine a 3some with those two.

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the blue shiny bikini was sexier

>it's another balancing challenge

why dont they have swimming challenges? all the black people are gone

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This is just a ploy for Jeff to look at everyone's armpits

its better than basket bikini too

my arms hurt watching

not fair that i don't get to have access to the BB house during offseason so i can watch CBS employees have company parties and sleep ins.

is Mike /ourguy/?

Devon why the FUCK would you say that out loud

now that's what i call a happy ending

Lauren smooth as fuck with that sleight of hand.

>is the (((Jew))) /ourguy/

Ashley gettin pretty island hot now desu

captch: No Parking Indian

ive always thought they should to a behind the scenes of them designing and building the house sets

hopefully one day we can have survivor threads that are started and posted in by survivor fans and not obsessed bbfags

it was good 2 season ago, then the bbfags invaded

i think probst getting hit with sexual misconduct allegations is our best bet at ending this hell

this

I'm always disappointed in the lack of interest in Amazing Race

survivor needs to stop voting out all the waifus so early desu

this is what happens when its a qt massacre

if figgy or michelle or courtney were still in the game we would be more serious

>tfw no celebrity survivor after celeb BB this spring

>we

this season is gonna be LIT

REMINDER

there will definitely be threads next year just because of jody

>Muh resume
When has a jury EVER given a fuck about that? They vote for who they're least salty towards, plain and simple.

A SNAKE

Survivor 36 actually stars a few days after BB celeb ends.
see:

I don't understand the "new school" train of thought

In ALL of survivor (and big brother), all you need to do is sit beside someone less likable than you to win

But it's not celeb Survivor

>Lauren gives half of her idol to Dr Mike

what?

shutup jodyfag

>women
>making coherent decisions

I don't understand it either. Both shows are a popularity contest. The meme is so bad that BB/Survivor people are often compulsively referred to as "players" on blogs and message boards, when years ago they were simply cast members, castaways/houseguests, or sometimes called contestants. People really want to view these silly fun reality tv shows as if they poker tournaments.

I want to racemix with Desi desu

DESU? Joe looks cute tonight

mike is a terrible player

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AN IDOL

mike the kike wow

this scrambling is next level

glad only two episodes left

>people thought that Lauren was a good play an hour ago

fucking lmaoing really hard

wut

The absolute state of this tribal. Ben will play his idol of he's smart.