What's their endgame, Sup Forums?

What's their endgame, Sup Forums?

money maybe some old cans

Weld all that shit they find together to make Truckasaurus.

moving shit from collectors who got tired of it to collectors who arent tired of it yet

Letting me fuck Danielle.

Flip everything until they flip the world to the Galactic Empire of Andromeda.

Nothing less than the kind of bland but ultimately watchable takeover of The History Channel.
Frank is the mastermind. He knows where the bodies are buried.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on these guys?

Took me 3 seasons to realize they're not a gay couple.

Stealing grandpa's treasures that were collected over a lifetime.

Chubby guy loves cans, skinny guy loves bicycles.

franks been hitting that thicc tatted up slut since she found out hes hung like a bull

The guy on the left is a bottom, the guy on the right tops him nightly.

making comfy americana kino.

>these guys walk up to you in the club, slap your qt gf's ass and demand you give them all your old oil cans, signs, toys, and motorcycles.

>what do Sup Forums

this
Jackie Hollywood was NY-kino

>slaps your Indian on the fender

Oddities was NY-kino every episode though.
>its a Laura is clearly not putting on a show for the cameras, she is just 100% are girl episode

These guys are fascinated by such boring mundane shit but their passion for it is at least genuine

you see her nudes?

No, I have not.

>Pawn Stars bow to pickers
>In contact with hillbillies
>Possess picker-like abilities, masters of 'The Bundle'
>Control middle America with an iron but fair fist
>Own rusty signs & lampshades globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient picker blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities in Iowa (Pickergrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of Scrap metal research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be coke machines from the 50s
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Iowan barns & Area 51
>Native American scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and old NASCAR jump suits
>They own Indian motorcycle labs around the world
>You likely have Indian motorcycles inside you right now
>The Pickers are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of rusty children's bicycles to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the picker bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent Hillbilly in under a week
>Nation states entrust their glass coke bottle reserves with the twins.
>The pickers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

Man, get the fuck outta here!
Prove it

If you're a collector it improves the enjoyment of these shows by 200%.
Semi-related is Steve1998mreinfo on Youtube and his collector's bliss from old rations.

yeah they are on google

she has like a bunch of burlesque videos on youtube too

Nigga, Frank is gay as fuck. Why do you think he's a "bachelor?"

Do you think frank has ever sucked someones cock for an antique before?