Time to call in an expert. *calls you*

What item are you appraising?

World of Warcraft accounts

waifu aesthetics

It's called hentai.

im an expert in dick butts

>rick, they’re called horse dildos

>Yup, it's a piece of shit
>I'll give 100,000 for it
>>>/9gag/

Baneposting

feminine penises

pussy

Guns

Tranny porn

we're going to need to take it in the back and verify that it's authentic

Lotta loyalty for a pile of guns!

Futanari and feminine penis and catfishing on Futanari Palace
>not SBRing your PS90

Samurai swords, pocket watches, and pipes.

Is the SCAR worth the money?

social anxiety

nice

Linux distributions

Degenerate fetish artwork

>no one has said feet

Plants

No. Get an ARX 100 for the modern post 2000s gun experiance.

Bones.

op's virginity

>rick, it looks perfectly intact.

Sup Forums is full of redditors that think feet are icky now.

Drugs.

You’re needed on the set of Oddities.
Sorry that date didn’t go well

antique butt plugs (pre 1765)

that's good otherwise they have to be registered with the government

I say Musseu La Merde would you grace me with one of your lavish dejection's?
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
O wonderfully glorious sir. May I have a whiff?
Ecstasy!
Just a moment sir.
Oh piss boy, bring the bucket over here.

Pogojo?!

A wooden case

Hmm, yes, it's a Pogojo alright. The original print would easily get $5,000. HOWEVER, this is a copy, appears to have been saved from giantessbooru. These are a dime a dozen, I'm afraid, and worth nothing at all.

Going long times without having sex or a gf

osrs gp

7th gen 360 games

TF2 hats

90s japanese tuner cars

Sup Forums Premium accounts

bbw porn

feed and seed

Who does the best anal in all of BBW porn?

Clinical depression

cucksheds

These dubs are usually auctioned off at $75

I'm a man with no particular set of skills or talents.
No one has any reason to call me, not even to say hello.

Fingerboxes

You mean these

Rick I'm a little concerned that you get into contact with underaged spics like