How do actors get through nude scenes without getting too 'excited'?

How do actors get through nude scenes without getting too 'excited'?

reverse viagra

Never heard of the cup?

they're gay

I think for male scenes they make the set cold but it won't stop a full on erection

because they're ether a) gay or b) get so much pussy that being around a nude woman for work is no big deal

rub one out before filming

They aren't teenage boys fuelled entirely by sex

I posed nude for a sketch class once.

I was so anxious I was soft the entire time, it was also breezy.

I assume the same for actors.

They're not virgins.

there's an entire film crew watching and waiting for you to finish the scene

I'd get a stiffie and go full chad mode

>the virgin actor

same, probably inadvertently spunk in some stacy's vagina rendering her pregnant but the judge would say i don't need to pay child support and i'd send her pictures of my face through the mail

they obviously get hard and excited and love scenes are not acted at all, I mean minus the actual penetration, but obviously it's real and many real-life romances come from these scenes because duh

like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in Mr and Ms Smith or whatever it was called, these are two mutually hot people kissing, making out, humping each other and then you're supposed to believe it's just "acting" and "just doing their job" and nothing real will come from it

>not getting hard from making out and rubbing up against a hot chick because it's "acting"

impotent neckbeards or women spotted

it's called niagara btw

Go hire a prostitute and find out

>he doesn't know
They get an injection in their pubic area lad

Billy bob Thornton was hard in monsters ball

What happens in this scene

As I recall it happened a few times on the set of Spartacus. They were all beautiful people who laughed it off.

They explain it in The Disaster Artist

I get a fucking boner when holding a girls hand


Not a virgin but it’s been a year and a half since my last time

Nobody asked redditor

if i had to dry hump jlaw nude or some shit i'd be cumming all over her

you must be gay

You try getting a hard on while being in a room full of people filming you

>im so autistic i cant prevent myself from getting an erection in situations that arent intimate

I heard they use something called a "cock sock."

It's a cup like a jock strap.
In the oldies they used to tape the cock to the leg.

There's a thing that male actors wear that's basically a sock that they put over their dick. It's so unappealing that no one is going to get aroused over it.

Yes sometimes people get aroused.
But heres the thing on a major motion picture production shooting a scene takes forever the amount of time spent with the cameras rollong and actors acting is actually pretty small. It takes 10 or 12 hours to shoot the average scene. Most scenes are 10 or 20 minutes long at most.

hahahahaha

Now I get why they call them Niagara Falls

They are human, naked and often attractive...of course they sometime get aroused.

soft tiddies

>freaking out over a slightly above average woman

Not an actor, but I was in a lot of plays in high school and in university, in a lot of romantic roles.

I'm the kind of guy that gets an erection just holding hands if the girl is hot, but when you have dozens of people watching you, your mind doesn't really register sexual contact in the same way. I assume it's the same for real actors.

Did you had to do that kind of scene in your high school plays?

>old days
already fuck the leading lady before shooting the scene, balls empty, dick soft
>now
most leads are english soyboys and can only get hard watching refugees rape their women

The only situation where method acting isn't bullshit.

because actors are only attracted to underage boys. havent you been following the news?

not surprised, can't get through an ilithyia scene without whipping my dick out

kek

>foot brushes over cock
i would have came

>How do actors get through nude scenes without getting too 'excited'?

Through a rigorous system of personal discipline and intense self-control

So they picture that scene in their head.

>That guy was traumatized and afraid of doing this scene
>Rooney told him to stop being a pussy and shove his face in her ass

I don't remember this part in the book. Care to point it out?

Nah, not even close but a lot of contact that would definitely get me hard if there weren't other people watching me. Obviously this is a in individual thing, but I would think most actors have the same mentality + experience which makes unintentional erections rare.

Is it worth watching after the original actor died? Made me so upset I never bothered watching after.

Was he really?

>Is it worth watching after the original actor died
i never watched that stuff.
i actually worked at blockbuster back in the day, so i rented the series for free. that was before he died though

i shouldnt be laughing so hard but i bet it would work

Imagine screening this at Giants stadium. I bet Eli felt shame for the Mara family.

That would be rude as fuck. I can avoid getting a boner if need be, but don't deliberately shrink my junk right when I'm getting naked in front of a bunch of folks.

This helps harden the actress nipples, along with the cold temperature encouraging the actors to feel each other's warmth

>Is it worth watching after the original actor died? Made me so upset I never bothered watching after.
Yes, but then you're not watching it for Spartacus anymore. Thankfully Crixus and co. make it worthwhile.

Andy Whitfield is literally unsurpassable in the role. For me he IS Spartacus.

How would you urinate with an erection?

Just force it out with the strength of your inner pumping muscle

Ha I don't remember this scene. Was it deleted?

His big swinging dick always makes me feel inadequate.

...I can urinate with an erection.

>he can get normally get an and obtain an erection
shiggydiggy

>Was it deleted?
No, it was theatrical. You must have watched a censored version.

>...I can urinate with an erection.
So can I. Some can, some cant. Genetics.
fyi i'm 6.7x5.11

Cm?

>.11

>6.7x5.11
Pathetic. And the problem with urinating while erect is that you can't angle down.

8x6
have a nice day

But how much do you lift?

>Nice dick
>Super groovy dance moves
What a top lad

what the fucking hell is this from? my sides

...

Good grief, no need to share your parents home movies.

Some guys (like myself) stick straight up as opposed to out. Sucks for pissing with an erection and doing certain positions like reverse cowgirl.

That's Willem Dafoe. Please don't lower my parents, whom you haven't even met, to that of an "artist".

I still can't do this. I'd literally have to be upside down. My dick curves upwards and goes up to my belly button, trying to pull it down hurts.

this, or sit down, lean forward and bend that fucker down. My problem is that my dick turns into a sprinkler when i'm hard.

Did he licks her pusy?

>smiling
Try again. No on in this situation would smile.

I remember his cock but not the pissing

...

Sometimes they do.

In the VHS release of Two Moon Junction, during a sex scene between Richard Tyson and Serilyn Fenn, his clearly erect dick can momentarily be seen (no sock). This would have been off-screen in the theatrical version, but the open matte conversion to 4:3 made it visible.

I guess I should have checked the whole thread: I see it's already been posted at

I just piss down the shower drain when I have an erection. I'm not that good of a shot trying to aim for the toilet bowl with a boner.

you tie your penis down with the string of a tampon stuck on your butt

this lucky faggot got to do this scene over 50 times

>Not just tucking your dick up your own ass

not everyone can, tyrone

No one's flaccid penis can be that big... right?

>doesn't know about growers vs showers

Your daughter's clit is almost that big. Bigger when you tickle above her butt.

they don't i'd imagine. its really weird

>doesn't know about showers who're also growers
Fassbender is authentic.

What's the point? Growers still win because their erect dicks will still be bigger than showers' dicks.

Wait, that's Magneto?

Very easily I would imagine. It would be a very awkward situation surrounded by strangers while you're petrified of over-stepping the mark and seeming creepy.

You think that's bad? I got a boner just by having a normal conversation with a girl in passing.

Would you be able make it through this scene without getting hard Sup Forums?

I was in a show once and had a passionate makeout scene, my scene partner was a legit 7, 8 if you're into short girls. Despite hours of rehearsal I'd still be sporting major wood within literally a second of touching her lips, I ended up having to tape my dick and tuck it into my waistband minutes before the scene every night.

depends, which part am i playing?