WHY ISNT MY WAIFU SUCKING MY COCK RIGHT NOW

WHY ISNT MY WAIFU SUCKING MY COCK RIGHT NOW

Because your country didn't let Japan take over the world with their robots

>Waifu slows down sucking my cock
GET BACK TO WORK!

because she's sucking mine

SHES NOT REAL

>mfw this thread.

If your waifu was real she would be disgusted by you and your life

I know mine would ;-;

>tfw I've read it in Benson's ranting voice

Because you don't have one faggot

I for one would like to hear Benson do the intro for Samurai Jack.

>Benson's gumballs look like a beard.

MORDECAI RIGBY YOU SAID THIS WOULD WORK

YOUR FIRED

you have to use your imagination benson

Never noticed it was a stylized choice until a season 7 thread mentioned it

slowpokes

made me remember there was a bg character in tent trouble with a shirt that said "mud waifu" on it

What if my waifu is real 3D

'cause she has big teethies, that make blowing me awkward, so instead I just fuck her.

Mine is an unironically good drink, but she needs to get back to sucking my dick please.

Because, and this might be rough for you to hear, but...

She's not real.

Does Benson have a
coin slot

Yes, Rigby and Mordecai have seen it. At the very least Mordecai has inhaled a few gumballs to not be fired.

Did he take the money shot