Haha there's no way I'll be like that when I'm older!

>Haha there's no way I'll be like that when I'm older!

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I still don't drink coffee, stuff's gross, bad for your teeth, and easy to rely too much on.

I said the same shit 5 years ago

fix your sleep schedule faggot

right on, i only drink water and eat activated almonds

sadly i don't have time for coffee so i go for energy drinks and a lot of cereal bars to soften the impact of my liver and stomach.

As you get older your body takes longer to "wake up", even after a full 9 hour sleep.

Dude that's because 9 hours of sleep is too fuckin long. People who sleep on an average of 5 to 6 hours live longer. I'm not even that user and fix your sleep schedule still applies

source: my ass

Right amount for teenagers is about 9 and a quarter hours of sleep IIRC, not sure if that changes as you get older.

As you get older you need to sleep earlier so you can still hit your 8-9 hours but you must also be up before the sun so it doesn't burn your eyes in the morning traffic.

>tfw absolutely love the taste of good coffee, and even good iced coffee (properly made in the cold brew style)

>tfw it makes me shit super bad. even a decently strong cup gives me a straight up diarrhea shit within 30 minutes

>tfw it tweaks me hardcore and i crash hard as well

IT'S NOT FAIR ;_______;

Has the top of Deedee's head ever been seen?

Same, coffee was literally made for the weak

>used to love cereal
>used to love cookies and milk
>used to love ice cream

>"lolno fuck you, welcome to the wonderful world of being lactose intolerant"

Getting older fucking sucks.

I like the smell of coffee but i don't understand how people can actually claim to like the taste

Good coffee tastes how it smells.

Shit coffee smells amazing, then tastes like mud water.

Coffee was the only decent caffeine choice back then. Now you can get energy drinks or pills. And I'm pretty sure most kids would be pretty tired without their tons of sugar in the morning.

All of this.

This, but replace lactose intolerance with dairy free diet. Luckily, they're getting better at producing more and more good tasting non-dairy products nowadays.(Lactaid's the best for milk if you can have dairy but not lactose)

This, but replace lactose intolerance with just having a really weak stomach.

I don't drink coffee more than once or twice a month and don't need anything to wake up, but if I go a day without some form of caffeine I get a horrible migraine that leaves me struggling not to vomit.

>Haha there's no way I'll be like that when I'm older!
And I was right.
Still no babe wife or loving kids.

>lactose intolerant

non-whites detected

>Mfw I drink a Super Big Gulp of coffee a day because my supervisor is an unrelenting asshole
>mfw he's not really but I take everything super personal and now I have kidney stones.

Are you a girl?

Nah, I'm a whitey. Got Injun in me though.

Coffee doesn't wake me up.

>I'm a whitey. Got Injun in me though.
pick one

Okay, that was actually pretty good.

Whatever serves me more on forms I fill out.

The most I can drink are lattes or cappuccinos but thats because they are sweet.

no, but I'm a pussy ass bitch, I was also molested.

stop mixing it like a pussy and drink it black

>Black
>Fill in white on SAT
>Have to get counselling
yeah, tell I can be whatever I want to be.

I'm 30 and I still don't drink coffee or any time to wake up routine.

i dont drink more than two or three cups a month

>be 28
>started drinking coffee for the first time this week
>mfw this thread shows up
I knew Sup Forums was always watching me. On another note, shit taste awful but its so damn does it work. I even wake up differently than before, like less groggy and shit.

t. works less than 35 hours a week, if you even have a job at all

ITT: /r/veganpride

here we go

I lost the ability to digest pork properly about a year ago. Apparently it's a thing on my mother's side. As is living well into their 90's.

There's a monkey's paw in there somewhere.

creamer. I use Chocolate and Peppermint Chocolate Brownie

Same, Most people I know that drink coffee can't function without it. I don't like the taste I'm pretty much nothing but water and when I'm at a restaurant or fast food place soda.

Actually, no. You are the one in the wrong. I sleep six and someone who had run multiple studies on sleep told me I need to sleep longer.
That said it was also in regards to my physical activities and mental activities at the time but I don't think my circumstances were exeptional, especially not here on Sup Forums

You need less sleep as you get older because your body isn't growing. The thing is you need GOOD sleep. Most people have shitty mattresses or toss and turn all night.

...

I just like coffee and drink it when it's around.

>Niger is less lactose intollerant of most of Europe

Shit I'm only half Arab and still lactose intolerant. I still drink milk and eat ice cream though, just not too much at once.

suck my dick

>soda

Everyday I keep hearing worse and worse things about what soda apparently does to your health. I can't remember the specifics, but it's never positive. Good on you for not drinking coffee, but try to ease off the soda.

>whenever I'm rested, don't want to do anything
>whenever I'm sleepy I want to get work done
>started off just staying up late
>now you go days on end without sleeping, drink tons of energy drinks and work out a lot, stay in your room making artwork while talking to yourself and listening to loud music all through the night
>do more work, feel more alive, but pretty much riding on the edge on the verge of crashing every week and just sleep on the weekends
>have also started to have really vivid nightmares when you do, usually wake up screaming
>libido has been so high but you try not to fap, but worried that if your virgin ass goes to a bar to try and pick up chicks you're going to go full caveman and fucking physically hurt a bitch
>have started browsing a lot of information sites and news sites and you actually have a fucking full on bulletin board full of assorted conspiracy info
>otherwise, don't do drugs, don't smoke, eat well, but being an eternal fucking vampire that doesn't stop doing stuff is your vice

I'm afraid I've gone too far out, and that I'm not coming back

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You can always come back. I feel you on the only wanting to work when tired though. I reckon I'm gonna try that now. Get pissed enough to be snoozy and smash out some writing.

>My face when I don't drink any caffeine at all

Godddamn it feels good to be fit and sexy

>just teeth
Nigga that shit is bad for you period, especially american made stuff. God knows what they put in it or lie about the ingredient.

I only drink coffee once a week at most for the taste. It gives me bad bubbleguts and that stops me from drinking it daily and getting hooked.

>all these coffee babbies
>hurr durr coffee tastes bad but it works!1!!
>mfw i drink 2 times the caffeine of a cup of coffee with my morning and afternoon tea
Belligerent peasants, the lot of you.

Roids aren't a good substitute either /fit/.

Fun Fact Caffeine fucks with your growth. So all you manlets out there wondering why you're manlet. Blame it on your coffee and yourselves. You fucking coffee drinkers

Black males ages 30 to 34 have the highest crime rate of any race/ethnicity gender and age combination. (According to America Community Survey.) "In 2014, 6% of all black males ages 30 to 39 were in prison, compared to 2% of Hispanic and 1% of white males in the same age group."

My brother used to inhale diet coke for fucking years, with the excuse that "it's not real sugar, so it's okay!" or saying he knew better than me about it becuase he had a mdeical degree (in fucking cardiopulmonary). He also actually liked the taste of it which baffled me most.

He's 300 pounds with a serious fucking gut now, still some muscle from his years playing sports but his belly is just grossly out of place on his frame, looks like mpreg at this point.

Soda is a trap and "diet" is the biggest fucking lie

So... you're saying... you're black... and in jail?

But I'm Fit not Trump Huuuuuge

>tfw you're 26 and still eating a bowl everyday without complications beyond gas
Thanks Scottish ancestors.

I do think it is weird that my wisdom teeth have never bothered me, and are probably still in there.

While this is true, and holds true world wide, even in countries where they're the majority.

This really doesn't have anything to do with OP does it?

Well, Aspartamine is linked to brain cancer, so it's possible that gut's a tumor.

Though, having tried some of those cane-sugar sodas, I have to say, the flavor problem with Diet soda is because they're imitating the taste of cane-sugar rather than corn-syrup.

You don't understand, it's like a runner's high. A friend once told me it's because the brain gets some adrenaline from staying awake for too long because it thinks it's being hunted by a predator. Honestly explains the dreams where I'm running from stuff.

But it's too good, it's like

Like fuck man I'm an unemployed neet motherfucker but I can make a living off comissions and learn how to code and with the extra time I can do stock exchange shit and I can work out more and I can draw more and it's like an entire fucking realm of reality opened up, no longer a slave to the deep sleep that robs you of action, you become more aware of stuff, you have more time to learn about the world and you only enter that shadow realm once a week to fight your demons, and you come out ready for the next round.

I feel like a fucking wildman, man, I feel like I could run for days, I feel like I can do anything, I can put so much time into anything I please, I can watch all the shows I had in my backlog while drawing and writing, get the money to learn a trade in the wee hours of the night, I can learn skills, I can express myself more. Fuck, if I got a gf I would fucking breed a whole village of kids into her, Im the fucking king of the world

I'm so fucking erect you couldn't believe

Same here man.

Scotts have solid genes.

The problem with diet is that it doesn't make you gain weight but it doesn't make you lose it. The sugar is just inverted in a way where your body still tries to process it but doesn't convert it. If you still keep eating food bad for you than the weight is inevitable. Also, it has been linked to causing cancer but it is minor.

I thought the same thing.
And then I went to college.
Half the reason I drink it is for the taste though.

As long as you accept the physical and pottentially societal crash that is going to catch you eventually I can't fault you.
You're living your life in a way that is unique and invigorates you. I buckle in and do a shit job I hate while feeling there's no meaning to anything.
You get one life and a lot of people are too frightened or incompetant to make it interesting. Better to risk it for the biscuit if you have the compulsion to do so; that is assuming that you're mature enough to accept the results if/when you eventually make a mistake, crash and your lack of saftey nets don't cushion the crash.

I never notice coffee doing anything for me. I just drink it for the taste.

I've switched to water but drink soda occasionally.
It's definitely helped to quite soda a bit, I just can't stand the vegan-level anti-soda people who will jump out of the woodwork the second you mention drinking soda.

It generates anxiety Wich helps you stay focused
It also gives you energy but that's only if you aren't already used to it, I sometimes go months without coffee and the first cup after that keeps me awake at night

Well duh, working on an office either coffee or a smoke is the only excuse you got to stand up from the chair you have been sitting on for four hours and move a little

American coffee is pig disgusting
This is real coffee

looks disgusting

why do europoors always have to drink out of tiny little cups?

Pussy.

You only need coffee because you drink coffee. Go two weeks without taking any caffeine and you'll wake up just fine.

Caffeine is only good for short-term alertness. After a week of regularly drinking coffee, coffee just gets you to normal.

I actually get drowsy when I drink any caffeine.

>using creamer
Just get better coffee.

You answered your own question.

No judgements, but this post sounds like you were screaming every word as you wrote it

I just like black coffee. Sometimes I drink it for the energy boost, but mostly I just find it to be an enjoyable experience.

taste good if you're willing to invest some effort into it.
also, tap water ruins coffee.
steamed, frothed milk is a gift from the gods though.

Are you me but instead of playing games and browsing the web you do shit?
It helps I work 40+ hours every week, 4:00pm-2:30am/4:00am.
My problems gnaw at my mind when I try to sleep so I stay up until I'm so tired I pass out and sleep 12 hours+.
also, extreme over exertion/sleep deprivation has been linked to hypersexuality(I know too well)

Replace coffee with Red Bull and you've got it.

I like both tea and coffee too much for my own good, the bathroom is my living quarters at this point.

>plastic brick automaton is dead and will never update again
sad

Same.
I'm 30 and I drink coffee maybe once every 2 months.
My body just can't handle the highs and lows of caffeine.
I'm much more productive and stable without it.

>all these plebs who don't know the joy of coffee+cigarette in the morning after a full breakfast
It almost makes this life worth living

Fuck the world it's true.

I thought coffee was awful and never touched the stuff until like 5 years ago when I started getting tired more and more easy through the day and it got harder to wake the fuck up, also I just started being so fucking angry all the time if I was just a little bit sleepy. Now I need at least a cup in the morning or a Red Bull or something if I want to be awake and not treat people like fucking dirt. Parents in cartoons, as it turns out, are almost always great representations of what it's like to be adults (probably because they were written by adults and parents). Who the fuck saw that coming?

I don't know. I've always been angry. And caffeine doesn't help.

I drink a measurable two gallons of coffee every day. I like the taste and the effect and I'm pretty sure if I stopped now the crash would just kill me.

Also i actually might have undiagnosed ADHD or whatever. There's probably a reason that caffeine makes me feel less jittery and more focused.

This picture is the most ironic picture on this thread because Chris Savino himself wrote that episode of Dexter's Lab

>gross
you also aren't old enough to post there, kiddo.

are you me

This happened to me recently.
I am now 25