Star vs the forces of Hekapoo

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what if Star came to you and told you she 'likes' getting beaten up? would you help her out?

How many children did they have in the timeskips?

>the safe kid
>not being safe

Will end his suffering Sup Forums?

>this
>safe kid

He's not a kid anymore

I would beat her up with tickles and kisses.

How do the wheels spin?

So I started hand drawing Star and turns out they come out just ok, nothing special. Should I post camera pics or should I get a scanner?

no

>implying she would let him use protection
>implying she wouldn't leg lock him at the last second before he could pull out

Things that bother you about the show:

>Mewmans and all non-humans speak English.

would you lick Kelly's bald spot?

it's a different dimension, not a different country.

Best and Worst AUs?

>667
Edgy

The question is, who'd fuck a baldie?

did heckapoo give her that bald spot?

Has Star ever once made Marco as visibly happy as Gustav did in this moment?

No, Ted's ass did that

Do you think Hekapoo has a snuff fetish?

Tad did.

Yes

>"That was the funnest 60 hours of my life"

I'm sure she could if she just fed Marco like Gustav did.

not bad...

I wouldn't be surprised if it were just a one-off gag that won't be referenced in any future appearance Kelly may make.

But her food tastes like shit

talk is cheap. no visual evidence that Star made marco happier?

>inb4 she asks me to beat her cervix with my dick

>Best
St Olga's AU

>Worst
Miraculous Ladybug AU

Huh? But they have different lives with complete different civilizations, it's not like an alternate version of Earth.

What's the St. Olga's AU about?

is Star vs Evil just FLCL without the robots?

Best: Any of the roleswap ones

Worst: Short Hair Star. Yes, even worse than Trans Marco

its actually the number of years til he's released from the curse of the blood moon

what if she came up to you and said "stop posting this shit you autistic loser"

it's a different dimension. that's like being angry that the hobbits and humans spoke English in Lord of the Rings, even though the Elves and Orc spoke made up languages.

best: Star 616
worst: loli star

>Season 3
>Marco tells Star that he loves her... as a sister.
>...who he wants to fuck.

What's that first one?

Best : Ludo vs the forces of evil

Worst : trans marco au i guess i didnt know it was an au thought it was just fan theory shit

original star

Oh, okay. Not really an "alternate" universe though

Is loli Star an actual AU?

they actually spoke Westron (also known as the Common Speech). in the video games, movies, and books, it was translated and presented as English to the Anglophone audience, Japanese to the Japanese audience, Spanish to the Hispanic audience, etc; but the language "English" doesn't exist in LOTR.

What if her parents found out you were beating her?

After seeing the kinds of things Moon and River could do, I'd be impressed that she's still alive

yeah

LOTR's biggest fault is using the fucking Gregorian Calendar

thats silly

Now that I think about it, why would Toddler Star, Old Lady Star, Ludo Star, or Kitten Star even be doing the math problem in the first place?

Thats the most sickening thing i've ever seen how do you even sleep at night

I wonder what Grandma Star's timeline is like

What if scenario where Star and Marco failed to break Ponyhead out of Saint Olga's and were respectively brainwashed into an ideal princess and loyal guard.

>you will never be beat up by Moon

>"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"

>Star getting gangbanged by an army of futa Hekapoos

This picture just makes me imagine Moon calling Marco a dumb bastard and slapping him in the face

i never noticed that one of heads was naysaya

Going by that one user's idea from last thread, one where Star's a senile old queen who gets sent to an Earth retirement home by her daughter and son-in-law Moon and River

Whatever is free

Man, Star's crush on Marco would be twelve times creepier in that universe.

How thirsty is this bitch for Marco's latin ass?

what if some crazy homeless man ran up to star and just ripped her wand from her hand and ran away and star couldn't find him again

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She kidnapped Marco on the day before Valentine's Day during his second livechat

Right after he finished wishing Jackie and Star Happy Valentine's Day but not her

What woman is immune to The Diaz?

>Did you say 'knots'?
What did she mean by this?

Is river autistic?

Is autism hereditary in mewni?

How does moon cope with him on a daily basis?

chaotic void star is the best au, all other au's cant come even close

River is a good boy. He did nothing wrong.

by sending her problems to earth

>How does moon cope with him on a daily basis?

He's a good fuck.

In case people missed it in the last thread

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On Mewni autism is known as the "royal disease".

>you will never catch hekapoo
>you will never be forced to fuck all of her clones just to find the real one and when you do find the real one she will marry you.

Fuck this gay dimension

it's how barbarians would behave you fucking faggot

Seriously what is this man's problem?

Remember the time he has a breakdown in the woods?

Or when he goes outside the castle grounds looking hunt and ends up half naked in front of everybody?

Does river have a baby seat on his throne so he doesn't look so short sitting next to Moon?

Does the butterfly Royal bathroom have a stool for river so he can reach the sink?

He's totally fucked her. Well, one of her clones at least. Did you see the way they looked at each other? He went through puberty and literally had a list of girls he had to catch and seeing the nature of Hekapoo I don't put it past her to tempt him once he started getting hot. The real question is how much did they fuck? They've obviously become desensitized to each other's bodies since Marco was able to just stop tagging that at will.

that sounds so incredibly boring compared to some of the other AUs...

"Hey this show is good, but what if we made it much worse" - a lot of people, all the time

I like to think it's something like residential schools in Canada

What other AUs are there?

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What do you mean?

Yeah, it was pretty suggestive. The bedroom eyes, the body language, the voice acting.

I remember someone mentioning when it aired about their nephew asking them if those two liked each other. Even a kid could read the atmosphere.

His mother?

So what about all the ones where Star died? Are those just blank?

Nice trips ed boy

There are some worse AU's out there, but everyone has their favorite
Except this one, Fucking monsters should stay in that Bloody swamp were they belong, Among the trash and shit coming from mewni

YOU JUST KNOW

Looks like someone doesn't know about the scientifically derived OTP.

People like to put a lot of work in to make the characters and setting less interesting in their AUs

lewd

MonStar is pretty qt but I don't agree with the toffee bit.

BUT MONSTAR IS SO CUTE

When will Mewni fucking modernize already?

those are the ones where star escaped the system

Any AUs you're thinking of in particular?

Never.

The Elite are keeping them in a constant state of poverty.

they dont need modernization they have MAGIC and its clearly better than technology