What movie has the most realistic depiction of losing your virginity?

What movie has the most realistic depiction of losing your virginity?

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Megan is Missing

the 40 year old virgin

Eraserhead

>losing your virginity?
from the perspective of Chad or from a awkward nerd?

American History X

FPBP

is there one where they waste like four condoms trying to put it on because they're drunk or nervous and can't stay hard and the girl is their best friend who is experienced and understanding then when they finally get a slight hard on they can barely feel it going in and they just lose it again and then the girl who has been patient all along finally just says let's go to sleep and she doesn't act disappointed and cuddles you but you still turn away anyway and cry yourself to sleep

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Superbad

What's the most Chad age to lose it?

The Stand

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12

Here I thought 15 was kinda Chad

I got nervous my first time and couldn't keep a hard on when it came time to do it. Problem was solved when we were making later that night and she literally just grabbed my dick and shoved it in her. Luckily it was the first time for both of us.

Wrong. It's 8 to a grown woman

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*making out*

The Last American Virgin

Forget the name of it, some older movie about GIs going to war. Dude gets pushed into it by his buds to do it with a big titted whore. He doesn't last long.

Happiness

Does a blowjob count?

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I couldn't get it to stay stiff for about two months in the relationship, due to excessive jerking to porn instead of real women's actual bodies, and then lasted 2 seconds during my first successful penetration.

So whatever movie deals with that, that'd be most realistic.

Depends if the girl has already developed tits or not.

That's like asking what is the most realistic movie depiction of your favorite color.

It varies a lot. Some people have problems with their erection. Some can't last long.
In movies its often depicted like that. Very very often which is misleading.

It absolutely doesn't have to be like that though. Sex isn't rocket science and cocks don't always fail. Not everyone gets super nervous or is affected by it.

What's your story Sup Forums, how'd you lose it?

What about the one where the condom didn't fit and made it difficult to stay hard so I just ate her out that night and banged her brains out the following night ?

Superbad.

The closest I ever got was a dream I had with a girl from one of my uni classes, although I ran out of the room when she started taking her clothes off because I didn't want her to find out I had a small dick.

is there one where the condom fits perfectly, you get a raging boner from just making out, but when you start fucking her (that warm apple pie of a hole), you cum within 3 minutes and feel utterly disgusted with yourself?

too real

>virgin
>can't stay hard
There is something fundamentally wrong with a virgin who can't stay hard. Either they need to see a urologist, or they need to see a male hairdresser.

Virgin detected

Biloxi Blues

I matched with some girl who lived an hour away from me on Tinder. We both liked Mac Demarco and I invited her over to watch a movie. Unbeknownst to me, my parents were hosting a sleepover for my niece and nephew, so a friend of mine offered his place to me so I could fugg. Watched a really shitty movie (pic related) and, after some awkward foreplay, managed to seal the deal. It was really underwhelming and made me realize that sex wasn't something worth holding out for or not holding out for. Sex can be just as empty of a gesture as anything else, but the irony is that you won't take my word for it :^)

Had major food poisoning the day of. When she came over later that night when I planned to make the move, I barely ate dinner and was mildly queasy, but we got all the way to the bed and while it was difficult to stay hard, I came through to completion.

Didn't tell her I had food poisoning that night until well into a year of us dating. She had always wondered why something was off that night compared to the times we had sex afterward.

Why would you feel disgusted with yourself for lasting 3 minutes on your first go-round?

Just wait a few minutes, and dive in for Round 2!

Anybody who expects to be a sexual tyrannosaurus on their first time has had their minds warped by fookin' pr0ns.

>16 years old
>at GF's house
>almost 26 years ago to the day
>her parents were gone for the weekend
>gently snowing outside, pitch black otherwise
>inside by a comfy fire, lots of candlelight, deathly quiet apart from our murmurs and the crackling of the fire, and a little music
>listening to Smashing Pumpkins' "Gish"
>it just happens, fluidly and sensously
>one of the happiest, most tender moments of my life
I think Generation X was the last American population cohort permitted to enjoy any real contentedness.

That's called growing up, user

Incorrect.

Grabbed a coworker's pussy. She understood the joke and just went along.

this
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how the hell should i know what's realistic? ;-;

Game of Thrones
Episode: Unbowed, Unbent and Unbroken

>16 y/o virgin
>have first gf
>she wants to have sex
>no idea how to do foreplay
>start licking her neck all over like a dog
>try to eat her out
>going hard on that clit
>"user that's my urethra"
>"o-okay"
>put in half limp dick because of increasing anxiety
>start fucking, my dick keeps slipping out
>reinsert, holy shit its super tight this time
>look down, I was fucking the space between her thigh and the bed
>45 minutes later of thrusting, can't nut
>the shame is piercing my soul
>she's laying with her head to the side watching family feud while I jerk it over her
>15 minutes later cum on her tits
>haven't had sex since

22 in college. Sex with a girl friend that I had a huge crush on since high school after we both got as close to black out as you can. She had a boyfriend and stopped talking to me after this happened. Still counts.

Your going down
#metoo

lol

>15 years old
>gf 14 years old
>long distance relationship
>saw us the first time, stayed for a week
>watched despicable me on the last night
>we both couldn't sleep
>both curious how sex feels like

it was ok. It felt warm and fluffy but nothing to pay for. Better than fapping, i'm not that big of a fan of normal sex anyways. Blowjobs are great though

>those replies

Am I the only one who had a good first time? It was a bit awkward, but pretty good for a first one.

>Gish
I like you user

I can see and feel that story. Well, except for the Gish thing. I didn't listen to Smashing Pumpkins until Siamese Dream.
Millennials will never understand how
>no cell phones
>no internet
>physical music media
was a good thing.

youtu.be/9gSTFEw0rdU?t=31m21s

>Meet girl at uni have massive crush on her
>Befriend girl start hanging out loads.
>End up sleeping over one night, I sleep on her floor because i'm a gent.
>Get horny, say 'i'm cold' and sneak into bed.
>Wait a while to pluck up courage to spoon girl.
> She is cool with it, escalate to making out and >fingering.

That's it for that night.

>Me hyped as assume will make girl my GF.
>Pluck up Courage to ask girl out, see her hanging out with chad goth guy, she announces chad goth as her BF at social gathering.
>Me BTFO, say to girl won't hang with her anymore if she dates chad goth.
>Girl agrees and breaks up.
>Later loose virginity to girl.

>Girl likes my Deftones poster and says I can fuck her if she can have it in exchange.
>Use free condom I got from freshers day.
>Cant feel a fucking thing through bad condom so pound away, but can't jizz.
>Girl enjoys it though and makes me her BF.

>2 years later leaves me for tall goth chad.

This, more or less.

>Telly, it hurts....

>16 years old
>26 years ago
wait so you're 42 holy shit get a load of this fucking loser

>virginity
the screenshot is from misfits, and nathan wasn't certainly a virgin where he fucked a 20 year old woman who was in reality a 90 year old granny

I'll have you know that Internet technology was quite primitive when I was 9, and physical media was still very much in vogue. I feel you man. Fuck I'm old. : ^ (

>young Donald Trump

pretty much a teen movie down to the t
>junior year of HS
>staying over at buddy's house, he was going to drive me to my GF's late at night since I was planning on staying over at her house and needed an excuse
>went to the store, bought condoms, took a shot, went over at 10-11ish
>her parents were still home so I had to sneak to her window and army crawl to it (middle of midwestern winter too mind so cold as fuck)
>sneak into her room
>make out, then eat her out
>she blows me and then rides me for about ten minutes until she cums (could feel it lad)
>flip her over and pound her doggystyle until i nut
>fall alseep with her in her bed
>wake up and walk back to buddy's house
no problems whatsoever. these days tho man, fuck

Someone needs to remake American Pie where, instead of the main guy having the problem of cumming instantly, he has the problem of never being able to cum at all. Because that's what mine was like. I lost my virginity about half a year ago, and I fucked the girl 3 separate times without being able to cum. That's what fapping every day to increasingly degenerate hentai for 10 straight years does to you.

I just ate her pussy then dry humped her leg. Basically sex

Was this before or after you spent an hour blowing each other?

...

Or not bother with fucking condoms. I'd rather fuck my hand than use a condom.

Anybody here have any funny stories about busting a girl's hymen. I was fingering this girl and she reacted weird and told me to stop about 20 mins in. I was leave her place at 3 am and realized I had blood all over my hands. Must had been there for hours.

There is no way Trump would say that. It puts too much emphasis on her enjoyment and not enough emphasis on his dick size and sexual prowess.

>I was leave her place.

Quit touching kids, foreigner.

I haven't.

If you replace "you" with "my penis" it makes perfect sense.

I've never actually used a condom to fuck since the base of my dick is too thick.
Does sex with a condom actually feel worse?

Okay, so not technically a portrayal of 'losing virginity', but that first awkward sex scene in 'The Cooler' is about as close as you can get.
Most realistic depiction of sex ever committed to celluloid.

Realistic answer is 16

Any younger they're not mature enough to fully grasp what they're doing. You tell people you lost it at 14 and they'll raise an eyebrow. Any older and it's a bit embarrassing. At 16 though, you probably have a car and a job, you're becoming an adult, so it makes sense. People will nod their heads with respect.

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The one where the teen's father/uncle takes him to a brothel.

Never seen it.

if by feel worse you mean "not even remotely worth the effort you put in to get laid", yes

feels better jacking off.

much worse

Welp.
I get pretty scared when doing a second or third round without condom, though.
I've never knocked up any of my two sex pardners. Thank god.

19 with a girl I had a big crush on throughout high school and ended up going to the same university with. I couldn't really ask for a better first time since she was really attractive and a great person so it was definitely losing it so late. I don't think those days can ever be topped.

," said the bitter, angry virgin as he pounded his micropenis for the third time today.

20 years old. Was my first gf, we had been together for like a month.
She had D cups so I sucked her tits for a long time, she seemed to like it I don't really care I like tits.
She was reluctant to put it in at first because it was too thick.

>At 16 though, you probably have a car and a job

to a hooker when I was 19

I couldn't keep an erection the first time I had sex with a girl either, but it wasn't her first time at all so it was kinda humiliating. She was really nice about it, but it kinda got me worried because I ended up thinking that maybe I was actually gay

Then I had sex with a guy to make sure but couldn't keep my dick hard either and kinda realised that basically I had just been too stressed out in both cases and also masturbated too much

just pull out and take a good piss between nuts

I remember getting my dick sucked by my 15 year old GF(I was 17) in my car driving around until I exploded in her mouth. Also eating her ass and fucking her.

Good times

was drunk at a party and had sex with a girl in the downstairs toilet. had been seeing her for a while so wasn't a one off thing. Didn't cum but i guess its better than busting after 2 strokes

Fucking this they are terrible
I have to be super into it to stay hard with a condom
Otherwise it just kills the feeling and it doesnt really matter to me anymore

This desu
It just feels fucking awful

No Mercy For the Rude captures the awkwardness perfectly

Well it's worked so far.

Is there one where you struggle with the condom while your virgin high school crush sits there waiting, and then you finally get it on and the two of you start slowly and then both cum at the same time?

i've never had sex or a girlfriend

>Had a girlfriend
>Starting college together
>Had fun at a Halloween party
>Went back to my place
>Had a good time
A special kind of mundane

>At 16 though, you probably have a car and a job

Those ultra thin ones aren't too bad, I'd still rather them than a fucking baby. Best plan is to get a GF and get her on birth control so you can fuck without either getting in the way.

Sup Forumsposters wouldn't know because they're all virgins that cry MOD when they are met with different opinions.

You'd be better off asking them to build a working time machine with toothpaste and a washing machine.

Or you can pull out and just not fuck total sluts so the sex is enjoyable.

19 to a psycho i met at a rehab

>Pull out

enjoy your baby