ONLY EIGHT DAYS... SHIT THERE'S STILL NO HYPE

Disney: RELEASE THE KRAKEN

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How she so cute?

They're trying to pull a stunt on the same level as the bait-and-switch Jedi in Force Awakebs. Trying to tease Mary Sue as some dark cunt Jedi. All I see is Mary sue level 200%. If she has Kylo's saber, it means he got BTFO or just gave it to her for free because she's the best. Yeeeeeee girl powa!!! I hate nu wars

>ben affleck drinks for 6 months after wrap not knowing there's a need for reshoots so has bloated face
>daisy ridley...?

You know the thing about Daisy, she's got lifeless eyes, black eyes... like a doll's eyes. When she looks at you, she don't seem to be livin'... until she bites ya

she looks like a male gremlin

This is 100% the Luke Palpatine moment where he tells Luke to strike him down, he is defenseless yadda yadda, but here Rey takes the saber and Probably kills Snoke, becoming the big bad for Ben SKYWALKER (remember these movies are about the skywalkers folks not some mary sue scavenger) to take down next film

You are out of your fucking mind to think Disney is going to make a woman the villain.

no hype and its tracking at 200+ mill... yeah ok

>You are out of your fucking mind to think Disney is going to make a woman the villain.
Correct, but he's probably right about her picking the lightsaber and killing a bunch of guys in the process because Stronk.

More people watched the Thor Ragnarok trailer than the star wars one

>no hype and its tracking at 200+ mill... yeah ok
How do they calculate that, boy?

DISNEY WARS BTFO

pre sales and amount of screens its showing. its not rocket science you retarded neet

A CUTE

>STILL NO HYPE

Well the Sup Forums Catalog seems to be infected with a shit storm of DISNEY Star Wars threads just like it was in 2015 with TFA so I would say you are wrong.

You really think they will subvert muh nostalgia. How have the trailers shown that this Empire remake will be any different then TFA and R1?

but Sup Forums is like 0.0000000000000001% of the world

Rian Johnson is not J.J. Abrams. There is some hope that he is not a studio yes man.

>not a studio yes man

>he is not a studio yes man.

>There is some hope that he is not a studio yes man.

She fucking isn't and I hope she dies, you dies, and everyone who like her dies, both Reyfags AND Daisyfags, you all dies!
Kill yourselves.

How have the trailers shown that this IS an Empire remake?

Yeah and more people have an IQ below 110 than don't.

>You really think they will subvert muh nostalgia
why does everyone think copying plotlines is subverting nostalgia? Who the fuck gets nostalgic about a plot line?

>it's a samefag spends two minutes of his life posting reaction images spouting a baseless opinion episode

TFA is #9 on this list but it made over a billion more than Thor.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_viewed_online_trailers_in_the_first_24_hours

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People preorder call of duty still, but those sales are getting lower, and lower each yeah, this will be the same.

I guarantee that this won't break 600 million.

They won't declare it a disaster, but it will cause an internal evaluation into where they went wrong handling the franchise.

Heck, that is probably why they gave rian johnson a new universe to meddle with, because they already anticipated this one's eventual scorn.

It was a mistake from the beginning to the the Skywalkers into the trilogy.

If no one ever watched the first one, why would they care about an older characters death?

No stakes in taking out a character no one knows about for first time viewers, and to top it off, it's a cheap appeal to nostalgia.

fuck you wrongfag

>Rian Johnson is not J.J. Abrams. There is some hope that he is not a studio yes man.

>"I moved up to San Francisco for a few months, and every few weeks I would go in and sit down with [Lucasfilm's] Kiri Hart and her whole story group team, and I would just put everything I was thinking of up on the white board and just bounce it off everyone — just see what everyone thought. Having that kind of gut check — not just for, 'Wait, don't do that,' but for, 'Yeah, you can do that. If that's interesting to you, take that path' — having that permission from somebody, I think that had a lot to do with it."
>having that permission from somebody...
>permission from Kiri Hart
>Not a "yes-ma'am"-man

hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/star-wars-last-jedi-director-survived-pressure-by-trusting-his-fan-1030350

>story group team
Literally a committee movie from the ground up beyond all doubt

It won't come close to $2b but it's definitely going to beat Rogue One.

Still shocking just how quickly Nu Wars is falling off a cliff in revenue though

>I guarantee that this won't break 600 million.
LOL

Good bait, you got me to reply

>Directors hired by a studio have to run things by the studio
Wow what a surprise

Why is it bait nigger? I own the complete prequel/original blu Ray pack, force awakens 3d and the Jedi knight games.

I'm not new to star wars asshole,
And neither are the people who paid to watch the new ones.

Is it so hard to understand that
>Attaching this new trilogy to the Skywalkers
>WAS A MISTAKE
>HENCE DISNEY
>PREEMPTIVELY MAKING ANOTHER TRILOGY AWAY FROM THE SKYWALKERS

I have the power

>dat fucking fake smile
She would cut your dick with this smile.

600 million is highly doubtful, I do think it will make less than TFA but they won't tank that hard. Remember they still have the gooks to back them up.

You may not be new to Star Wars, but you have a IQ less than 70.

Can’t wait till this breaks box office records and is loved by everyone globally, then I can come back and talk shit about you dumb niggers who said it was shit because “XD NO HYPE”. I’m screencaping your post to use you as an example of how retarded the majority of Sup Forums is.

You're retarded

Empire made like half of Star Wars and they want to replicate that

I love this new shill tactic
"huurrrr he's not J.J he's totally ourguy and a badass director!"

I actually gave a reason why the force awakens was cheap,
Barely scratched the surface of its awfulness.

It's a cheap nostalgia fag movie,
That retreads old ground of the previous trilogy,
Tells the same story but worse.
The Force Awakens is like the Great Gatsby with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Sure it's "fine".
But other adaptations before it did it better.

>zero tits
>manjaw
>barren
>muscles
She's basically a tranny

artistic vision .. .. . .

A tranny at least attempts to be fuckable.
Why would they ugly her up so much for the movie?

OHNONONONO PFFF HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah it will be SOO different guiz

F L A T

What the actual fuck

Mecha carpal tunnel

rian johnson is literally shilling up to the master goy behind it all that being kathleen kennedy

>bigger yes man than jj could ever be

>miniaturized death star technology

So that means out of 9 star wars movies, only episode 3 and episode 5 are free from death stars. Really cool.

Phantom had no Desu Suta

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

So it must be powered by a highly unstable crystal. Kaboom.

fuck's sake. it's going to be exactly the same as episode v but with this fucking tranny instead of mark hamill. fml.

She has the mannerism of a j-pop idol.

1 and 2 are too

Absolute KEK. Everything in there has to remind you that Luke is a useless sack of old shit, and Rey can do everything he ever could, only better, and with no help from an old white guy. I can't wait to go to the theatre with my buddies and crack jokes the whole time.

ew.

Do black people really find this attractive?

>Combat stance learned from years of polearm use
Who the fuck holds a polearm like that?
The whole point of a polearm is that you don't need to hold it like that if you want to block, nor do you generally want to hold the same part of the polearm for the most part. It's a fucking polearm.

I swear to god, these people think combat skills are working off of Elder Scrolls logic, and she leveled her Blunt skill a bit. Except even then a light saber isn't a blunt weapon.

>instead of fixing the marysue complaints they doubled down on them
Jesus Christ, Diesney really does hate Star Wars fans.

OY
PAPI CHULO Y U NO LET ME MAKE DA STAH WAZ

Ovarian cysts.

I think he means $600 millions in the US

>Just read the part on Anakin's Saber, fuck my life.

>Burtt Acoustic Signaler
>Brrt
what did they mean by this?

It's really fucked up when you realize that's the same lightsaber Anakin used to kill all those younglings and Obi Wan never told Luke.

>SUPERLASER CANNON
Seriously, this is embarrassing. Did a 6 years old kid make this?

He was a good friend.

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>tfw she will never crack your shellfish with her teeth

Daisy said after the TFW that it's crazy that everyone seems to like Rey even though they don't even know her full story. I think she meant by this that she will be the villain. or at least it could mean this.

I LUVB DISNEYWARS

I CANT W8 FOR THE NEW MOBIE!

*GLAP GLAP GLAP GLAP GLAP*

YAYYYYYY

sorry after the TFA, I had a mind fart

>you will never have teeth that perfect

YOU GOT THE TOUCH

> 8 days

kek, I already bought a ticket for 13.12 seance. I'm going to spoil like a madman on this board. This will be my revenge for what you did with Han Solo dies meme

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>SHIT THERE'S STILL NO HYPE

>Official trailer has 40 million views
>Dozens of official trailer mirrors also have millions of views.
>Movie set for a $200 million dollar opening

Keep trying fucktard

it's called a million dollar smile for a reason... ITS FAKE TEETH.

You can get the same thing done, they cap all your teeth. They grind them down to stubs and cap over perfect teeth.

You expected.... more?

I can't wait for Sup Forums to get absolutely BTFO by yet another billion dollar Star Wars movie.

It's going to be glorious.

>Heck, that is probably why they gave rian johnson a new universe to meddle with, because they already anticipated this one's eventual scorn.

>fuck this movie is shit its gonna flop we better give him three more

>paying money for fanfiction

LOL

It's actually tracking $235m domestic, it's just that they are actually marketing less than they did with TFA, which means it will be more profitable.

They toy companies are pissed that the merch isn't moving as fast as promised, though.

>They toy companies are pissed that the merch isn't moving as fast as promised, though.
Said literally no one ever.

>focused determination and control
i love these fucking books

This WEBM is 100% Sup Forums related, from the movie Blue is the Warmest Colour, it is not pornography.

I would like Rey to have a scene like this in the new Star Wars. Hence why this completely worksafe 18 rated, non-adult movie scene is relevant.

Do it for free faggot.

>NO HYPE

what

there are literally star wars themed ISP commecials on tv right now and I'm not even american

I think daisy is kinda cute but rey is ugly, wtf?

Maybe that's why Hamill didn't like it.

This site gets millions of unique viewers from all around the world and is anonymous

Reylo confirmed.

>literally in the sec financial reports of publicly traded toy companies
I bet you don't even know what SEC stands for

think of how progressive that would be though

why is her lightsaber a bong?