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Lil Vulcan shits edition

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I understand lusting after Trek characters (hell, Jeri Ryan was my earliest regular fapbait), but why do some of them on here seem to be so... Perverted?

I watched two episodes of TAS ages ago and didn't really felt like pushing forward.
Is it worth the time?

it's short enough that I don't think you'd feel it was a waste of time when you finish it. Nothing amazing, but if you're cool with the "animation", then why not.

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Crewman, report!
What happened to your uniforms?

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I don't mind the animations much.
But the fact that they're so short is the problem. There's no room for nuance, red herring, some complex dilemmas. Intro, problem, solution, the end.
Or maybe I judged it too soon, I don't know

How did they get away with this?

Just

I wanna see if those spots rub off ...nnnnhg.

It's OK. Basically little 20 minute vignettes of what they'd have done with TOS if they had the budget. There are a few episodes that have a pretty classic Trek feel. And the one that was written by Larry Niven, with the Kzin.

In general, if space cats are your thing, TAS is decent, I guess. It has at least three different flavours of space cat.

u be assimi, reis futtette

WHY DON'T THEY GO ALL THE WAY DOWN MY CHILDHOOD FANTASIES REEEEEEEE

>no my blood is way burnier than yours!!

but they do. Just down the front, not back.

Promise? This is like learning Santa isn't really again...

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Don't reply to my shit.

yup. they go down the front, over her tits it seems like it (or near it). On other pics you can see they go down the legs as well.

riker but its a bad drawing fyi

I want to smell yar pusy

is she jewish?

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Thank the Prophets! Wonder what Trill tits look like.

spotty cunt. not sure if want

We need to explore all lifeforms user...

MMMMMIIIIILLLLEEEESSSSSSS!

Do you know where you are?

shes got spots comin outta their assholes

>"You know, Number One, with great power comes great responsibility. Four hundred years ago, a great writer from Earth called Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the reaponsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>Picard looks directly at the camera.
>"The Borg, the Romulans, the Ferengi...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the Golden Gate Bridge. The Day of the Rope is near, Number One. We'll have every Cardassian in this sector dead or in chains in 10 years, and may a Nausicaan stab me this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the Federation."

>it's a crewmember caught in alternate timeline so no story progression-episode

aka 1/5 of DS 9

Why didn't Riker get arrested for killing Jellico?

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because he didnt kill him. he apparently just pointed a mini vacuum at him.

Just to be clear there wasn’t a significant typo: I really REALLY want to be in an intimate situation with Lt. Tasha Yar, and I want to dive my head between her thighs and SMEEL HER PUSSY

CUTE
SPACE
POPE

she's like 60, dude...

Because the Captains ready-room fish (Livingston) was the real murderer.

>it's a the fish did it episode.

you're a normie scumbucket for fapping to that tithag

>It's a "reddit cucks can't even handle someone having a pet fish" episode

>it's a jake sisko is adult about taking responsibility and has a healthy love interest, 2-parter

She's far and away the most beautiful Trek girl, and she seems so genuinely happy in her interviews.

Why does it matter that she's happy?

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In the show? Nah no way but that changes nothing

>far and away the most beautiful Trek girl
ahem

Joyous women are the most attractive

>Is madly in love with Picard
>SHE makes the first move
>SHE wants something more than a friendship
>Picard gives in
>They have sex
....Next morning
>Reee our friendship is ruined!
>This is all your fault!

What the fuck is wrong with women?

you dont like sulky? missing out dude,,,,

*inserts Dax spots joke*

you don't fuck your friends

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Jean-Luc "hang em from the yard" Picard

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Stop posting.

Most chicks IRL are sulky, bitchy. angry, and downright mean. I love when a woman is happy and looks on the bright side.

I live in the USA, by the way. Maybe it's better in other countries.

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This exchange made me laugh quite a bit. Please do not stop posting.

Why was he so evil? he was a soldier. it was war. also he has a family. dont you think he loves them?

This thread needs more Kukulkan.

Was Jae-san a tactical officer?

they always stop if people say they enjoy it

I watched TOS because of my gf, I came here to shitpost about Kirk in Nazi uniforms, see that everyone talks about DS9 all the time, and am now watching every ep of TNG so I can get to DS9 because I have the autism that makes me consume everything in a series to fully appreciate it. Fuck you guy. Anyways I’m on season 2 now.

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But... Retard posting is hilarious

Because people liked him at first so they had to change him into a cartoon villain

why so serious, /trek/?

Ops, Transporter, Bridge Science Stations, and starting pitcher in holodeck softball

anti semitic trash

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put your name back on, you fucking nigger, I'm so sick of seeing your retarded mspain and engrish bullshit posts.

What about them is antisemetic? Are you implying that Jew have big ears or are incredibly profitable?

Maybe YOU'RE the bigot, here

A deal is a deal is a deal but only between Ferengi
youtube.com/watch?v=6GMkuPiIZ2k

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> Get drunk one night.
> decide to draw a shitty three page 'comic' about something wholesome and startrek related.
>just alexander wanting to show off how good a tbaceball hes becoming and wants his dad to see it on the holideck.
> Mentions data gave him the idea to keep going on with it and hes pitching.
> cry myself laughing while I draw this shitty thing.
> Instant regret the next morning.
I need some hot spoonhead grils to cure my regret.

here, lad.
I would've liked to see the comic, user

The only way a spoonhead can be hot is if they're on fire.

i ran out and im posting lying down on bed with laptop in darkness so i cant really draw that well now. you win this round, user

if you wouldn't fuck and lick the spoon of this qtpie then you might be gay. sorry.

evil or utilitarian?

Does anyone give a shit about Gul Evek?

see you next episode :)

neither
cute

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ALRIGHT WHO SPILLED KANAR ON MY COMMUNICATION CONSOLE?!?

i'd like to flesh out her universe, iykwim

i can't wait until girls start piercing their nose like that.. oh wait

I know you all immediately think it was Dumar, but that guy would rather have an open-casket funeral than spill a drop of Kanar

>and may a Nausicaan stab me this very night if I'm wrong
kek

lel

u would

Do you think Ensign Cutie and Jae shared quarters?

spots

Ridges > spots

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Wrong.

What the fuck was his problem?

he was alcoholic

He kept running his mouth and look where it got him

too much hair