Leaked Rick and Morty Plot outline: Spoilers!

Jerry comes in and does something stupid because he's a giant asshole who everyone should hate
Rick makes fun of him,proceeds to point out how people who care about things are losers and detached irony is the only way to live
Rick talks about science. (We, as the greatest TV show writers the world has ever known already know plenty about science, so its really not necesarry for us to do any research, i'm sure we'll get things right)
Antagonists are a bunch of idiots who don't seem to understand how to apply their technology (VERY important that no one ever considers applications of technology, nor thinks of how others could apply their technology in different ways. Otherwise the fans may stop thinking about the genius philosophy of the show and start thinking about the worldbuilding!
A bunch of aliens with butts and scrotums for heads show up, this is the real pincher as far as humor goes, so make sure to do this just right
Morty is abused, which is hilarious, as anyone who identifies with Morty rather than Rick is a complete loser who doesn't even understand detached irony is the only way to live.
Rick says gibberish. this is presented as a joke in and of itself
The problem is solved by a plan anyone with half a brain and thirty seconds could have come up with. Rick is presented as a genius for doing this
Character calls out Rick
Rick proves them wrong by beating up the antagonist
Rick reminds you god isn't real and detached irony is the only way to live

>Jack fags are assblasted enough to write all this

>Rick and Morty fans get offended when someone talks about their Le Epic Show.

>Reddit and Memmey fans are autistic enogh to draw this
>reddit and memey fans are assblasted enough to go around shitting on fans of a good show

>jackfags will never recover from this
lol

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDSSSSSSSSSSS!

No, [as] were the ones who shitted on you. WE'RE laughing at you for throwing a tantrum that involves flinging the shit at everyone else instead of just cleaning it off like a goddamn adult.

For reference, the actual autists are laughing at you, manipulating you, and making you dance on command... while not giving a shit about the schedule change and just waiting a week like an actual human being as opposed to a fuckin' baboon.

The popularity of this show on this board is proof that Sup Forums has been utterly lost to the normies. I wish Sup Forums never gained its reputation for being le secret internet club. Then maybe reddit would have stayed on reddit.

I wish we could apply some chemo to Sup Forums like the good old days, spamming scat porn until the normies got disgusted and left. But the mods are such cucks nowadays and it would never pass on gookmoot's board.

Fuck this website. I want to talk something other than offensively mediocre animated shows.

>jack
>having a sword

I hate cartoon fandom wars. I hate them so much.

4+4 Sup Forums hates this show

>an MS paint comic
>not even a funny one
oh shit got me there

wow, Morty, our fans sure are upset that our shitty show needed to steal viewers from a better animation

Sorry, Sup Forums. Normal people like Rick and Morty, and that means you can't. It's not allowed. Instead you must start threads with really long posts mocking the show's format to show just how much above it you are. You know, just to make sure everybody knows that you hate it.

Adult Swim has literally created a divide between Samurai Jack and Rick and Morty. I honestly can't believe this is something possible.

Watch as this becomes a joke in season 4.

Or maybe the show is just genuinely bad.

Its not my fault I'm above it, the Earth's gooey outer core is too hot for my delicate sensibilities.

It's because that guy stole it from Sup Forums

No ones going to give you the attention you desperately crave just cause your an edgy contrarian.

why am i not surprised that something so unfunny came from /leftypol/

thread has twenty replies, tho

nice digits
Rick and Morty isnt bad

As a person who enjoys Rick and Morty from time to time, your analysis is absolutely correct.

>Rick and Morty isnt bad

Its not particularly great, either. Season 2 was a testament to that.

>whoops, lets just throw out all of our character development!

Season 2 was trash I'll give you that
>Jerry and Beth fix their marriage for the 7th time

>91222070
0/10 b8 tee bee eich

>This entire thread

Rick and Morty reminds me of a time when I was 13 and I thought EVA was deep anime.

Then I grew into an adult and realize it's complete shit that tries to be smart and make me feel smart.

I hate Rick not because the intentionally made him a psychotic asshole but they made him a psychotic asshole that you're suppose to feel sorry for.

Rick episodes that you're suppose to sympathize are just cringey as when Family Guy try to make psa episode like domestic abuse or female on male rape.

There is nothing wrong with Morty as a character but then why is Jerry also an idiot too? Why is it that every cartoon comedy have the males as idiots and the females geniuses.

Wouldn't be great if Rick hated Jerry because he is super smart like he is but at the opposite end of the spectrum that Jerry is a nice father while Rick is an asshole. Wouldn't be great if Morty was the only idiot in the family and we get to question why everyone is smart but Morty is dumb as a bag of hammers?

Speaking of Jerry I even hate how they paint him as the bad guy when he did nothing wrong. The joke is dumb and not funny, it makes me hate Rick more.

Season 3 premiere is the worst April fools joke AS ever did. Why not air a show that people waited 10 years or more for and instead air le reddit epic XDDD athiest show.

Well You're not wrong.

Normal People also like Family Guy, Simpsons, And Bayformers. Normal people have shit-taste.

I can appreciate rick and morty, but it isn't particularly anything to write home about.

Rick and Morty is just another in their long tradition of didactic, narcissistic, and nihilistic shows.

Adult swim is a channel run by hipsters that only appreciate irony humor at the expense of real character development and moving storytelling.

>asshole that you're suppose to feel sorry for
they want me to feel sorry for him

>The joke is dumb and not funny, it makes me hate Rick more.
congratulations, you managed to get one thing right about the intent of the show, but without even realising it and instead couching it in your irrational hatred of the show and everything in it

The only part that annoys me about R&M is that all the excessive gore, nihilism, and violence isn't considered "edgy" because the show's "ironic" and "bright and cartoony"

Any other show with the amount of blood and gore R&M would immediately get laughed at and written off by normies and nerds alike