Wheres the fucking trailer?

Its 10:30pm!!!!

WHERE IS THE FUCKING TRAILER THEY SAID TODAY

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i guess it's in US time

LIFE FINDS A WAY
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TRAILER NEVER DOES

It airs during Thursday Night Football

Game start at 8:30 PM EST and the trailer will air maybe 20-30 minutes after.

Am I crazy or does it seem like this movie is a lot like the old snes and genesis games? The Chaos Continues had a volcano area, and dark substation areas and shit like that.

>still no sign of Biosyn in JW
Motherfucker. They're a big part of the novels and for some reason nowhere to be seen.

23:41 still no trailer well they just lost an enitre audience they do no tknow who they are fucking with

Dinosaurs are fucking lame. Grow up.

You mean Dinosaurs never existed right?

youtube.com/watch?v=5KXzgeq1BuA

Genetically modified toads are lame. Dinosaurs aren't.

Holy shit is that thing about the skeletions in museums true??? Holy fuck!! Is that why whenever I asked someone why they're all black and look like plastic people couldn't answer me?

it goes deeper watch all of it, there's something to this even when i ask faggots where are the dinosaurs in the bible they cant answer me

Just wait for the youtube. No one should risk accidentally watching hand egg.

Marine reptiles were discovered prior to dinosaurs, but no one scientifically classified them properly at that time. Fact.

you go diggin in Alberta or here in europe and you'll find bones all over the place, fossiles, many a times quarries are open to tourists when they're not working, got many fossiles, who the fuck are these retarded subhumans denying dinosaurs existed?

Right wingfag detected!

so you've found a t-rex skull or some shitty little bugfossil, fuck off. Until you dig up a t-rex spine i dont believe it

>he thinks you can actually dig up real dinosaur skeletons

Trailer should be dropping any minute

Wait is there anywhere i can watch the game online?

one more hour until we know it's dogshit or not

Like JW is an expy of JP this one will be a clone of TLW

I mean there's leaked photos of captured dinosaurs already

The Indoraptor will be the main monster of this movie, it took a giant sea monster to take out the IndoT-Rex so I'm not sure how they will kill this dino

Its going to be a smaller version of the IndoRex and much more faster, smarter and is pretty much on the same level as a regular xenomorph or Predator

Did anybody see that cringy "final teaser"? With BDH and that nigger screaming like a girl at the Dino coming through the tunnel?
WHY? Why do they have to do this fucking shit. Just make it serious.
>hur HURRRRR XD ITS FUNNY CAUSE HE SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL
this shits gotta stop

WHERES DA FUCKING TRAILER REEEDE

where is trailer

Fucking trailer when

>y dey hav feddders i no wacch dis moobie

Dinosaurs had feathers, deal with it brainlets

Literally no one in this thread said that

JW said these aren't real dinos

I mean the general public

Even JP3 said they were “monsters” not dinosaurs

The fucking source material novel said they were genetic aberrations with many versions from which Hammond chose the ones that he thought looked the coolest for the general public

Dodgson was in JP, he just never mentions he works for Biosyn.

Literally 1:51am friday now... still no fucking trailer i hope this fucking jes shit bombs

Here you go boyos: twitter.com/jurassicworld/status/938947354819833856

Looks pretty kino. I hope they go the Rise of the Planet of the Apes route and have Dinosaurs rule the Earth again so the last movie can be a post-apocalypse with dinosaurs

>It’s shit
Wow

Oh my Lord that was dc/marvel tier
Is this just what movies are like now

Looks better than JW and that’s all I asked for. Finally get to see a Carno which is awesome. The raptor isn’t fat anymore.

This is fucked

>twitter.com/jurassicworld/status/938947354819833856
>nigger
dropped

so JW was just a ripoff of JP1 and JW2 is just JP3?

Wait, what?
> 1 act: arriving to the island
> 2 act: running from the volcano erruption in a cookie jar
> 3 act: getting their asses off the island
> fucking trex for JP-casuals
Is that it? Is that fucking it?!

>twitter.com/jurassicworld/status/938947354819833856
why the fuck does it look like its 360p? anyone else seeing it in super low quality?

>they built a theme park on an active volcano
>twice

that's the best plot they could come up with? wasn't there actually set-up for a sequel with Wu stealing the embryos in the last one? why would they just ignore that in favor of a story that retroactively makes the original movie stupider?

youtu.be/vn9mMeWcgoM

Here's a youtube link with higher quality.

why did mini t-rex have horns like a cow?

>29 minutes
every time. I don't have a half-hour to waste on conspiracy autism.

>Carno btfo

Seriously? Main plot point is that the island is going to explode? That's so fucking stupid.

thanks famalam

Because a room full of corporate executives have no idea how to write a good movie.

Horned frogs, ever heard of 'em?

In the first movie they explained that the park runs on geothermal energy, so while it doesn't make it less stupid there is at least a plot reason

Wu is back on this one dumbass.

Looks like there will be more old park stuff.

Looks like dino-porn, which is all I want. No stupid children either.

>that's the best plot they could come up with? wasn't there actually set-up for a sequel with Wu stealing the embryos in the last one? why would they just ignore that in favor of a story that retroactively makes the original movie stupider?
thats the second half of the movie idiot

>Blue is still alive!
>You raised her!

Ugh. Are they really going to make that a plot point? It's a fucking dinosaur, and a meat eater at that. Plus Pratt is a mega chad, why the fuck would he care about some animal he "raised" a few years ago? Why would he go back just for that? But maybe he isn't a chad because it sounds like he isn't banging fire crotch.

Glad to see Nosebloom is back though. Honestly. Cool to see him in movies again. And the character of Malcolm finally seems to be back to his anarchist, chaos-theory ways. So that's okay.

I don't know, ignoring everything to do with Pratt's character (the dinosaur tamer thing was always stupid. Nothing was more cringeworthy of a cinema experience then watching him ride a dirt bike next to a bunch of "trained" raptors.) this looks okay. Mindless dummy action with decent special effects. 6/10 will see it if I find the time.

This trailer suggests that there is another company on the island grabbing dinos. If this turns out to be TLW 2.0 I'm going to be so upset.

The Baryonyx looks like shit and it looks like they are saving the dinosaurs for nothing considering most will drown to death or be mossasaur fodder...unless Ingen has other plans for them.
Also Nublar is now a volcanic island just because.

RAPTORS
>Jurassic Park
scary as fuck
>The Lost World: Jurassic Park
scary as fuck: tall grass edition
>Jurassic Park III
scary as fuck: psychological warfare edition
>Jurassic World
color coded and act like huskies

Colin Trevorrow is such a fucking hack and doesn't deserve anything close the sucess he has

That's a Carnotaurus

You mean they act like real animals now instead of dinosaur shapen monsters?

Don't even bother, no one here cares about dinosaurs, only childhood memories and overhyped fantasies.

Dude dinosaurs have no contact with humans. That's what makes the carnivores so scary.

Huskies are wolves raised by humans over 10,000 years. And they're still quite violent animals even with this much specialized rearing and evolution.

I too find it annoying how these movies are turning raptors into pets.

You mean they act like real animals now instead of dinosaur shaped monsters?

>He didn't watch Disney's Dinosaur

No, they're on the same group.

The truck they've used in the beginning is shown in the cargo bay of the ship.

>Implying animals can't act like monsters

You realize even apex predators that exist right now don't just try to kill humans every single chance they get, right?

>It's a fucking dinosaur, and a meat eater at that.
t. never interacted with a bird
smart, social birds bond pretty easily with humans. It's not really a stretch of the imagination that an animal as smart as the movie's velociraptors would behave similarly with what was basically their parent.

>Wu wants to take some dinos for his military progam thing while the others want to just save them.
Calling it.

Not ones that have been raised in good conditions in captivity. This isn't Tsavo

>twitter.com/jurassicworld/status/938947354819833856
>literally give away rex money shot.
yep, they've got nothing.

Are they moving the dinos from Nublar to Sorna? What even happened to the dinos on Sorna? There was that cryptic journal log on the Jurassic World website from Wu where he mentioned leaving a gene splicing "accident" on Sorna.

---BEGIN LOG---

OWNER: WU, HENRY
DATE: 02/20/2003 1410 CST
SUBJECT: RUFFLED FEATHERS
NOTES: I'M CALLING THIS THE 'COMMON COLD OF GENETICS'. WE CAN'T CURE THIS ONE SOON I'M SURE. BECAUSE WE'RE ACTIVELY MANIPULATING AND MUTATING THE ANIMALS' GENES, ADDING FROG, BIRD AND REPTILE DNA, WE CREATE WHAT IS KNOWN AS 'NULL ALLELE'. THE DINOSAURS CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT SOMETHING ADDED TO THEIR CODE SO FOR NOW WE'RE STUCK WITH SCALES. MAYBE MY RESEARCH INTO GENE SPLICING WILL UNEARTH THIS PROBLEM, IT CERTAINLY PROVED ITS LIMITLESS CAPABILITIES WITH THAT ACCIDENT WE LEFT ON SORNA.

---END LOG---

sounds like something more spectacular than the spino. i always thought this message was sequel bait.

Wouldn't that mean that they are so confident in the rest of the movie that they don't care about giving it away?

There are very few if any apex predators only the planet that aren't familiar with humans. Sharks maybe, if only because it's a different biome.

They tend to be wary of and avoid humans because we are THE apex predator and they've learned that. Dinosaurs would have no such fear. Also a raptor is impressively large even by the standards of large cats and wolves. They must easily surpass 200lbs.

Still though it was raised from birth by and bonded to humans. When raised from birth social animals generally don't have species specific limits on who they'll accept for companionship.

10 bucks said the hip editors of that trailer didn’t know that song before black mirror

Pretty sure all the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were raised initially by humans as well. They're born in captivity so how else would they manage it?

It's worth noting that in the Jurassic Park book, there is a juvenline velociraptor that the kids try to use as a distraction when they're being stalked by the adult raptor in the visitor's center. The adult raptor eats the juvenile because it doesn't recognize it.

We really have no idea how raptors would act, or even if they WERE social animals. We extrapolate they were because the working theory is they are pack hunters, so we correlate their behavior with wolves, an extant pack hunter species, which is highly social.

>We really have no idea how raptors would act, or even if they WERE social animals. We extrapolate they were because the working theory is they are pack hunters, so we correlate their behavior with wolves, an extant pack hunter species, which is highly social.
I'm going off the movie's dinosaurs plus bird behavior. Them eating the baby they don't recognize doesn't necessarily discredit them tolerating or bonding with pratt, who had constant contact with them. it was a great moment in the book though I wish it was adapted

Fuck, the leak is probably real, they gave that so they can make her job i'm sad.

Sauce to the leaks?

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/91209292/#91214306

This looks awful, like those Will Farrell dinosaur movies

>no submarine
>island reached by plane, not lifeboat
>literally run into the ocean

>no submarine
there were casting calls for submarine crew during production

okay there's a submarine in the movie. now explain the other contradictions.

The accident IS the spino. It isn't even on Ingen's records ffs.

>there are people in this universe actually counting down for a Jurassic World trailer

>Dinosaur was a theoretical concept and the word was invented before we found the first dinosaur

>Dinosauria: coined 1842
>Megalosaurus: discovered 1824

Yes, because you cant take delicate, valuable bones and shove medal through them to stick em on display. They're cast of real fossils that they keep in the back.

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