Cast the inevitable movie about the Thomas Fire in California

Cast the inevitable movie about the Thomas Fire in California.

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black actors as the heroes that go home to their white supermodel wives

>Idris Elba as the stern but wise fire chief
>Ryan Gosling as the quiet and reserved fireman
>Charlize Theron as a paramedic and Goose's love interest (she is killed in the fire when Goose tries to save her but Idris pulls him out before he gets himself killed)
>Keanu Reeves as the villain, an arsonist running around setting the fires

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fund it

This actually sounds really good.

bump

Could work

God is burning degenerates in a holy fire. It's like poetry.

Charlize is way too fucking old, Ana De Armas instead please

Is this the one in Santa Monica or San Bernardino?

She would be kino but by the time they get around to making the movie she won't be available as she'll be my gf

Ventura County. It started right behind my place.

FUND IT

Sir, you're going to have to step outside and come with me

>Ezra Miller as the voice of the fire narrating events

Haha, well I should say it started right across the road and jumped to our side, at least that's what I've heard. Burned down a little bit of stuff but I had irrigation pumping non-stop.

I think Dan Schneider started the fires to take out his rivals. First he started exposing some and fabricating stories about others, now he's taking their homes. In a few months he will be taking their lives.

Aren't they already making a movie about wildfire fighters? I feel like I saw that trailer

Sorry user stay safe -camarillo user

Thank Jesus for this fire. Commiefornia deserves nothing less.

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>fire engulfing a bus of children
>"yep, that's me"
>"you're probably wondering how I got here, well it's a long story"
>*vhs rewind*
>stops on guy with sandpaper condom on fucking a tree
>"woah not that far!"
>*fast forward*
>cuts to fire in high school during its awkward teenage years burning it down
>*teenage wasteland starts playing*

most of the people getting the short end of it are blue collar and are outside of the cities.

Why didn't anyone watch this film in 2017? It was fantastic.

Firefighting kino

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All my normie friends made fun of the trailers so I never watched it

Fireman Sam vs Postman Pat

Rock vs Bautista

Kanye scores the whole thing

Fund both

Pedo

Why won't anybody make a movie about this fire? It's dripping with kino juice

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Fire_of_1910

>Another train with 1,000 people from Avery took refuge in a tunnel after racing across a burning trestle.
cinematic
>burned for just two days and killed 87 people, destroyed an area the size of Connecticut, and wiped away a number of towns forever
Kino for sure