This is Resistance Pilot Tallie™ in Star Wars: The Last Jedi™

Say something nice about her

Porkins had 10x the skill this bimbo has

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why did her dad give her a synthsilk scarf? too cheap to fork over for a real silk one?

I don't give a shit.

they both die

Can we get a backstory on the scarf tale in a 200 page book of expanded lore, please.

She kinda looks like Leia.

i bet you think there's a real difference between natural and lab grown gemstones too you fucking imbecile

how does it feel to live in a constant state of "falling for marketing"?

Why would a galaxy far, far away have silk?

why do they put on makeup before going into battle?
its a little rude not leaving any for the mortician desu

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slippers were a gift from her father

They're with Poe and they won't let those thugs push them around.

>pammich Negro Goode
seriously ?

>literal space jockey

>borrowed

dindu nothin wrong

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>RESISTANCE STARFIGHTERS
>picture of a pilot dominates the page

Silk is made by tons of insects and worms because it's so versatile. One would argue that the galaxy far far away would have convergent evolution if it has dumb things like weddings with tuxedos and white dresses.

>Mirror Cave
>dark side of the force manifests itself inside the cave

Nope, not a rehash of ESB at all.

>They fall under Poe Dameron's command
How long until he is ousted for sexually assaulting young pilots?

>female

I bought a Star Wars Visual Dictionary once, just before the prequels came out, and I can't remember it being obsessed with articles of clothing, footwear and jewelry...
I bet a woman edited this edition.

>synthsilk
Can't it just be silk? Just because you're making sci-fi doesn't mean you must scifify every mundane thing
>I wear synthpanties, vorpaljeans, quantumbra, and bosontampons

oh no

Are those costumes for real? They look like fucking shit

this is some Doctor Who type shit

>shittY-wing shooting down an INTERCEPTOR
gtfo

ohhhhh nooooo

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just a little message from gold squadron, user.

>Tallie
More like cutie.

Carrie's irl daughter

THIS is ALL they could find to say about generic bad-guy?
This Snoke bloke truly is as 2D as the jokes suggest he is... and it seems nothing much about him has been fleshed out in VIII either.

get out of here with your shitty shops
>gold squadron
more like piss squad

>Female Lieutenant
>Retreat

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> side with the ruling government after the collapse if the empire
> the resistance
Why the fuck is this allowed? Can’t they name themself something different like space guardian/watcher/protector or some shit.

Once again the “bad guy” design is the only good thing. That red armor looks nice

>Against the Raddus
hol up, wasn't Raddus space squid Churchill
?

is that Justin Theroux?

>all female
>one chink and nigger
Oh no no no no no

Last guardian looking good

>borrowed

>this is ___
>say something nice about __
Fuck off Sup Forums

>A Striking Appearance
>Commander is female

"green milk" that Luke harvested....

The attendants idea is pretty cool, I like that.

Explains how the remnants of the Empire survived and can still be a threat.

Don't you be rude to Dr. Sattler

This.

>this is the chink we could've gotten as an actual character
>instead we get this fat trog

Fucking WHY?

>we want the dumpy hapa blogger audience

It just keeps getting better

ahha disney can fuck off, star war isnt even straight ant more, its gay as fuck and I'll look down on you for being a fan

>female pilots
>female gunners
>female commanders
Why do the resistance want to lose?

Oh but let me guess, all the disposable redshirts who will die ignoble, painful deaths by the dozen will all be men of course?
Wouldn't want people to face the uncomfortable truth of shoehorning stronk grrlz into combat.

They'd probably be accused of glorifying violence against women if a faceless stormtrooper lets out a high-pitched girly scream of pain and cries for her daddy after Rey cuts three of her limbs off.

Is that a tit monster?

>women
>gay

But there are female imperials. I remember everyone was losing their shit about them too, saying THAT was forced feminization.

>Sup Forumsfag is so insecure he has to crop the visual guide pages to only show the minority characters

From left to right
>power rangers
>ghostbusters demon
>the north face catalog
Fucking millennials with zero imagination just JUSTED SW

Looks like Lauren "coal burner" Southern I the face

Who greenlighted this?

She looka likea asian pepe

>Lieu Tenant Connix
Is she French?

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Holy shit is that Katie ledecky on the right?

The Attendants seem like something Lucas would have come up with for the prequels, and I mean that in a good way compared to all the uninspired Dr. Who shit that Disney has been polluting Star Wars with.

If shes 22, how how she born "long after" the evil white man Empire? That would have been like roughly 8 years, right? And thats assuming the Empire just magically crumbled and disappeared as soon as the second Death Star got destroyed. I know the OT and any sense of logic mean nothing now, but get your stories straight Mouse

Most of the Empire got self destructed except for a chosen few who were given a safe route to the unknown regions where they formed the First Order.

slight improvements made

Better waifu than Rey
it is a pity that even she has more charisma

I wonder who the gangster doll belongs to...

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admiral raddus is the mon'cal who sacrifices himself and his ship in rogue one.

It's named after him.

why does everything look so stupid? Look at those imperial guards, wtf were they thinking?

Did you guys miss the black and latino female soldiers in ROTJ?

I bet those Tupperware knights make good toys

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>rating movies you've never seen

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That came out

Jedi doll belongs to ginger girl because the force is female

Walkter toy to white supremacist white boy who probably grows up to join the First Order

Gangster dolll belongs to you know who

based sammo hung is going to finally make star wars into martial arts kino

kek we need to spread this instead of original

I need to see these two fuck. Make it happen Disney.

Plz share on normie info chanels

Uploading on Wookiepedia, wonder how long until they notice it

I can't wait to clap at the screen and yell out how I remember that from Star Wars.

link

Screencap that shit in case they do take it down.

Fuck me. We should carpet bomb Wookiepedia with hidden redpills.

>Did Disney just fuck up?

They've been buying up all our childhood favorites such as Marvel and SW to milk them for all they are worth. That... I could almost tolerate, but to then to infect it all with SJW cancer and absolutely run it all into the ground...

I'm siding with Memri TV, Mikey Mouse must be killed in all circumstances. Holy shit, once again, agreeing with Islam but for completely unrelated reasons.

Looks like Culture War 2 will be autism vs Disney. This should be fun!

Nice

Please screencap it

Please put "Negro B. Goode" instead

God this movie is going to suck ass.

She's going to be Poe's girl and die

Lmao

>those 'newest films' numbers