*snickers* let me guess, ticket for one?

>*snickers* let me guess, ticket for one?
>here you go sir, enjoy your movie *glances at other female employee and smirks*

Where's Robert? I have to report you to him. Enjoy getting fired you stupid bitch.

Yes, you little wagie whore. How does it feel know I paid for this ticket with NEETbux funded by your taxes, bitch. Stupid roastie hahah.

Where's the black guy tho

If this actually happened to you, you could talk to their boss and tell him that the employees were being assholes for no reason
You're a paying costumer, they have no right to make fun of you even if you are a fat manchild wearing a fedora and a Sonic shirt
Money is always right in these situations

Just so you know, I've memorized your every physical feature and when I get home will be envisioning you in my mind while I masturbate. I consume my own sperm when I've finished to avoid wasting resources, so please don't be concerned that this might affect your carbon footprint.

Jesus Christ, you insecure beta made me cringe

based

They will just deny it. Do you actually think you can just go and accuse every employee ever without proof? You're literally worse than the #metoo bandwagoners.

>Yeah ticket for one, you're so smart, maybe that's the reason you are a fucking cashier right? Ok, thank you, oh, and enjoy your 4 dollars per hour salary.

Just handle it on your own. Do you really want to be one of those assholes? "I demand to speak with your manager!"

If you go out of your way to make a fuss, the manager will give you something everytime. Whether it be a free coupon for popcorn or a discount for a movie.

t. My dad is an exec manager and he will give people shit so they will fuck off and not report his store to corporate.

It's not like there are cameras or other people around or anything

you realize 90% of publicly accessible buildings have CCTV in them, right?

>y-you too

jery get ipad

I really don't get the insecurity with this shit?

I want to see a movie, my friends don't want to see the movie, therefore I go see it by myself

Yes, I'm sure you're going to be able to make out those exact words, the last seven of which being common courtesy in customer service.

Boss won't exactly decapitate someone who's being rude, but 2,3,5 complaints and some measures will be taken.
The world doesn't really see humiliating nerds as it's mission, in capitalism it's unprofitable to be an asshole.

The implication is that either you don't have friends, or you don't have enough friends to get even one person to go with you.

is it considered normal in America to force someone to pay to see a movie they don't want to see?

Why is it that out of all activities that are out there and could be potentially done alone, going to the movies in particular seems so awkward?
I mean by design it's less social than other shit, you sit in a dark room and watch a screen without talking to each other. Why is it that it feels so awkward then?

Did you go to a kinoplex recently? It's 90% people on their phones taking selfies and talking.

>the only social outing of the night is the movies

I don't want to sound like an /r9k/ user, but normies lack notion of just enjoying a movie.
Movies slowly become just a mumbling background for folks to kiss, munch popcorn and talk to each other to.
When was the last time you saw someone just sit, watch movie from first second to the last and then contemplate on it for a bit?

Its a meme you silly boi. I go to the movies all the time alone. Nobody gives a shit.

Yeah people probably don't care but I myself would feel weird about it even though I don't know why.

No? I've never seen anyone kissing in the movies when i've gone. I've cuddled with girls while at the movies but I never kiss them when i'm there. I just paid $30, I can do shit with her when I get home.
It's more of people are overly aware that they are alone. So everything becomes I wish I had someone with me. You can't let being single prevent you from enjoying life, otherwise how else are you supposed to meet people.

he's under the desk

Every time I go to the movies but then I'm in Australia not USA. Americans seem to be some of the noisiest people on the planet.

>tfw the local cinema now requires you to bring documented proof of the person you’re attending with’s relationship with you, and hiring an escort to circumvent the no singles policy is no longer alllowed

Y tho

People here (Germany) don't talk all that much in the theatre but the phone definitely gets checked very regularly by obnoxious cunts.

I bet Robert fucks you good in your little white girl ass doesn't he? Thanks for the movie ticket you coal burning slut. Enjoy being a single mother of a black baby

that cant possibly be worth the time and effort

>go to movies by myself because I can
>ask ticket bitch for my ticket "ticket for one for The Hangover 2"
>ticket bitch says "for ONE? what's it like going to the movies alone?"
>I say "Yes, for one. what's it like earning 9 dollars an hour?" laugh in ticket bitch's face and walk away
>walk up to stub ripper...say "IS THIS YOUR WHOLE JOB? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD LOL" rip my own stub because I'm not an idiot
>enter eatery, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contents of my backpack with cola and homemade popcorn inside
>turn to those behind me and say "ENJOY PAYING THREE BUCKS FOR COLA, MORONS"
>make my way to cinema doors...notice lots of couples
>"WHAT IS THIS? MAKE OUT HOUR? THIS IS A MOVIE MORONS, NOT A FUCKING LOVE IN, GTFO"
>laugh at them as they leave in embarrassment
>cinema all to myself, put my feet up and throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it
>mfw

typically people watch the movie here. talk during the bullshit before.

>works in a theatre
>laughing at anyone

if you are a 16 year old girl its pretty commendable to get experience doing a piss easy job there

Popcorn mine duties

When I was 16-18 I worked at my local cinema, it beats working at the grocery store.

Fuck i love this pasta

You really shouldn't be surprised how fucking petty people can be.

Pretty much. I've seen movies I didn't really want to see because friends have invited me to see them. That was in the past though. Now I have no friends.

Does this really happen? Or are you just projecting your fears

Unless you're in a horror movie with a bunch of black people, this post is false.

I get the meme, but has anything like this ever actually happened to someone? I dont mean in the history of cinema, but are there any (presumably) real anecdotes where this took place

doubt it. The reality is nobody gives a shit.

>Implying this isn't just a temporary job she's working while she's in nursing school.

Do you even uni?

You are on the same website that hosts /r9k/. What do you think?

>tfw you've spent hours and hours of your life reading shit like this.

>*snickers*
Americuck confirmed. It's "sniggers" m8.

Are americans not allowed to bring their own food in kinotheater?

Based. I do the same thing

4 dollars per hour is 4 dollars more per hour that they make over me, though.

Have friends that are over 15 years into their marriage, beg me to go see a movie with them I guess because their wife won't. Still don't do it though, I don't understand the point. You aren't supposed to talk during a movie anyway. Plus I really like early morning movies, the earlier the better not that prime time shit.

It’s called the kinoplex you pleb

>>enter eatery, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contents of my backpack with cola and homemade popcorn inside
That's illegal in my country. You can't bring food from outside the theatre.

They don't have the power yet to inspect backpacks so if you bring food you just gotta bring the food inside it and its okay.

Cinemas want you to buy expensive popcorn or they will ask you to leave and never come back.

Why would you not want your daughter to work at the cinema? Would you prefer she was whoring herself out on the streets?

>working a pt job in university when you'll make 5-10x that after graduation
I always laughed at those cucks. I make more than them now too.

Theaters get the vast majority of their profit through concessions, as most of the box office earnings go straight to production companies
Because of this they won't allow outside food to encourage you to buy $8 popcorn

Women are inferior physically, mentally and spiritually to men. I could throw you through this window if i wanted to, i could outthink you in a survival situation and if there is a God he loves me more than you. you’re an extra, an npc, a servile little detail for me and other men’s great HIS-stories. fuck you you dumb cunt, im gonna go enjoy my third showing of BR2049 now you high hairline having plainfaced cunt

Most movie theater managers are friendly with their employees, and it takes a lot to get them fired, and everyone working there knows that almost all customers are massive shitheads that try to stir shit up because they don't want to spend 6 dollars for a bottle of water
You'll probably get a free ticket voucher or something if you complain and everyone working there will hate you

Good thing I can just order a ticket at a ticket vending machine. They'll never know I'm a lonely sack of shit.

this, but unironically

...

My new gf is someone who's open to going to kino alone. What am I getting myself into Sup Forums?

>inb4 she's fat and ugly

she's a normal person

Normal in america or normal as in actually normal?

We're not murica trash, we're from the still ethnically clean parts of EU

Going to movie in the morning > going anytime else

>The world doesn't really see humiliating nerds as it's mission
Too bad, just me then.

Poland?

BASED POLAND

You guys are the most based country on earth

I unironically would, at least the customers are there to see her and not just using her to get tickets

>snickers
no thank you i'm a mars kind of guy

O sir im so sorry, shes new here and didn't realize tonight is singles night!
Here how about a plate of crab legs with extra butter on the house! And of course I didn't forget your favorite, an extra large diet coke!
Enjoy Justice League sir, Im sure there will be plenty of seating available for you!

fucking based poland! xDDDD

get the fuck out retard

Damn Robert I lost my glasses you are blurry as heck, can you help you me find the,?

Robert, you are looking rather ill, are you doing ok? My wife is in the showers by the way. Have at her.

you know what they say, men are from mars women are from venus!

T-thanks Robert. Y-you too.

Does it help if I get a little closer sir?

H-he's fast!

>3
H-Hayai!!

Oh man what’s that smell? It’s like a moist, yeasty smell...you guys should clean that up.
*keeps walking*

i always have a recorder on to record every conversation i have when i go outside
helps against roasties like this

Where did you buy such a device?

>i am now reminded of the fact i will have to engage with no less than four retail employees in the next 24 hours
just kill me now

it's only awkward if you're going to see some shitty blockbuster with groups of teenagers and families with little children. kino is meant to be enjoyed in silence

You're doing the Lord's work, Robert.

>he isn't on good terms with co-workers and regularly go out clubbing on weekends with them

>Kiss my ass bitch! I'm shooting this place up!

Sir I'm sorry but we already have a designated shooter. If you want you can apply online though!

Never happens to me because I book online and pick up my tickets from the automatic ticket machine. Popcorn people are always dudes also.
Even if it did happen I'd promptly tell them to stfu and get me a popcorn. (ticket people and popcorn people are one and the same)

>there's a cinema literally across the street from my home
>I can, on a whim, just cross the street to watch some kino.

I don't get the drama.
The only bad part is that the cinema doesn't has many stuff showing

That guitar would be perfect if the eyes were slightly hollowed out grips you could carry it with

I've got a friend that doesn't understand movies arnt social events yet he acts like he is some fucking patrician. I tried to watch Millers Crossing with him one time and the cunt would not shut the fuck up. Now I avoid watching movies with him as much as possible.

>Enjoy your lonelines, I will go home to my bf who takes me out all the time.

My main man Robert saves the day again

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