What the fuck happened to Al's libido?

What the fuck happened to Al's libido?

he had a dead end job and peggy had already popped a couple of kids out
this was pre-viagra

>soyboy doesn't understand the classic male

He got married and had children.

Kids will ruin a sex life

Sex with the red monster was always painful

>Kids
Marriage too.

Yea, if you have kids. Once you have them you’ll stop being the center of her attention.

>works at a women's shoe store
>married to Peggy
I'm just a simple footfag, he's living the dream

>AAALLL, let's have sexxx
>uh, no peg
*thunderous applause*

Did you not pay attention to who the majority of his customers were?

Nothing, he just doesn't want to fuck Peg.

>inb4 someone asks why he wouldn't want to keep fucking the woman who ruined his life and spends every cent he makes

he's obsessed with the idea of banging his daughter

Depression.

The red-headed devil we call your mother

Did you even watch the show? He bought Big 'Uns and went to the nudie bar regularly. He was constantly salivating over hot pieces of ass. His sex drive was fine, he just didn't want to fuck his wife like every other alpha man on the planet.

I remember an episode where he fucked peg like 4 times in one day. Every time it showed her, she looked more and more worn out.

Al had Peggy completely figured out. He knew exactly how to make her orgasm and he only busts his moves out every now and then to keep her in line.

Peg was way hotter than any one-off bimbo in the show.

>that episode where the family and steve+marcy go camping and the women all get their periods

It turned into a good gag that he hated fucking peg but originally the peggy role was supposed to go to Rosanne Barr which makes that make more sense.

I can honestly relate to Al's annoyance with sex, sometimes it just takes away from time you planned to do something else. That being said, he should probably just fuck her for a half hour and put her to sleep, if he really wants his free time.

Sometimes a man just wants to be left alone. Every once in awhile you gotta put it down though.

It's not his libido, it's dealing with his shitty life. You're either too young or too feminine to understand.

I can't fuck my gf, I think years of porn have ruined me. She's young and attractive, but I can't maintain an erection around her and I'm seriously considering medication. I can jerk it to porn just fine though. Anyone know what I can do?

Stop jerking off

Yeah man, try not fapping the day before and the day of fucking her, you'll notice that your dick works now and you'll be really horny.

It's too late for you I'm sorry, the oestrogen in water and soy in your food has emasculated you, may as well just start watching her get fucked by a big black bull and going to anti trump rallies

I can come over and show you how it's done. Maybe you can pick up on a few things.

I fapped 2 days before seeing her last, I think the condoms might be too tight as well.
I'm put in an appointment for the IBG

I remember that forth of July episode where he apparently got so hot and bothered over his own cooking he would drag Peggy off. I dunno if that was the case but it seemed like that's what was happening. Its been ages since I saw it

Porn and masturbation have burned out the pleasure center of your brain. I would know, I've been there. Make it a point to never orgasm unless it's by having sex.

She was doing actual housework and that got Al in the mood.

>Condoms.

Well there's your problem. Tell her to get birth control. Be careful of the ones that lower sex drive though.

I guess he got married with children

I can understand

His libido was fine, he just didn't want to fuck his post-wall wife he resents for ruining his life. Even then they occasionally had sex.