Why didnt Sheev or Vader wear comfy slippers?

Why didnt Sheev or Vader wear comfy slippers?

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Tarkin literally did

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//m. should be an automatic permanent ban

Dunno if it's still canon or not, but Vader was specifically designed by Palpatine with cheap, knock-off parts so he would be in constant pain and always stay a leash-dog for his master.

>answering a tv & film related question should result in being banned

Also the lights and buttons on his chest plate didn't do anything except make random beeps ad flash to drive Vader insane.

This is why he couldn't have comfy things.

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>Implying Sheev didn't wear them under his sith robes

>the virgin jedi
Uncomfy, seeks out harshest environment to make his life as unbearable as possible. Only attains a small amount of power
>the chad dark side
Comfy as fuck, lives in huge palaces and spaceships, has entire armies doing his bidding, most powerful being in the galaxy

Vader didn't have feet

why not put electrical tape on it?

This seems like bullshit because look how genuine his compassion looks here

youtube.com/watch?v=KI4dvqGP9y0

Sheev was always rocking the comfiest pj's under his robe

Nope it's real, Vader was still in pain so he would stay obedient.

>Falling for Palpy's ruse

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That sounds retarded. Why go through all of the trouble of seducing the most powerful force user to ever live to his side and putting his whole plan at risk if he just wanted an intimidating lackey? What was his plan if Anakin beat Obi Wan?

>painful stance
what does that mean?

Did you guys ever have that large episode 1 book that had really beautiful cut-away diagrams of the ships and shit?

He's like Dante from Devil May Cry, he can switch stances

>Snoke's painful stance has caused him to prioritize comfort

So why doesn't he change his stance?

They mean posture.

Who wrote that sentence?

What about power stance?

Because this
>intimidating lackey
was still second most powerful being in the universe (since Obi-Wan and Yoda went into hiding) and Sheev didn't want him to ever become number one.

>prioritizing comfort by choosing a painful stance

Palpatine got his pimp cane though

I have it for all 6 movies, ships and locations. You want a specific page?

his posture is caused by his injuries

I think this is a reference to Pope Benedict XVI's designer shoes. I can't remember the brand but they were expensive.

>American education at work
It literally says that his painful stance caused him to prioritize comfort. This means that he chooses to wear the slippers because of the stance.

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