A fucking sloth?!

A fucking sloth?!

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> those nipples

mmmm

>that sloth is anakin

FUCKING SLIPPERS

A sloth for fucking? With those nipples.... yeah.

LUUK AT DIS DUUDE

LUUK AT DE TOP OF HIS HED

***inhales***

I-it looks so real!

Literally what part of this thing even slightly resembles a sloth?

>Mfw leaks were true

I still can't believe someone took a look at this design with its nipples and said "Yes, that's Star Wars! PUT IT IN THE FILM AND MAKE TOYS SO KIDS WILL BUY IT ON CHRISTMAS!".

IMAGINE BEING THIS MUCH OF A BRAINLET MANCHILD THAT YOU GENUINELY LOOK FORWARD TO AND ENJOY STARWARS AND CAPESHIT

HOLY FUCK

Star Wars was always retarded. Human/robot/sith scenes only megacut should be made.

Is "Anakin is a force sloth that lives in the ocean" leak real? I really, really want it to be.

dem titties

I like it.

It's been confirmed that they're essentially cows that are being milked for their green milk

Fucking disney

It's an allegory you simpletons. Force sloth is the franchise and Luke represents Disney/Mickey milking it until he has exhausted everything before pulling the plug.

>He never even looked at her
based

>a giant titty sloth

What the fuck were they thinking

LOL

FUCK YOU FAGS

Just because you’re quite literally not smart enough to enjoy sifi movies doesn’t mean you get to talk shit like you get it.

Man they really changed Rey's character design

Why's the Children's book in Retard-Speak.

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You're probably baiting but you're going to get a lot of (You)'s

This is the actual script.

Seems like it's aimed at 5 year olds learning to read.

>why is a children's book easy to ready with very short sentences and no prose

Are Star Wars "fans" actually the dumbest people here after the Sup Forums-SJWs? The three garbage movies they worship from the 70s contained all kinds of retarded looking creatures, and yet here they are nitpicking every single image of every retarded looking creature in the new movies.

God you're fucking stupid. I bet you're even unaware of the irony here from your random dumbfuck capitalization issue.

It's roughly a tie between original trilogy worshipers who treat the first three movies like sacred texts and any edits to them result in fan backlash and bitching or ironic nerds who only like it as a fashion accessory due to the faux nerd trend even though they would've ridiculed people in the past for openly stating they like Star Wars.

It's a childrens book. Children don't need much more than subject verb object.

>tfw suddenly want rule 34
youtube.com/watch?v=_orCijfCO-c

it's for star wars fans

>That was the joke.

Is that Dr. Venture?

lewd

He is german and/or phoneposting.

>4 tiddies

You know oddly it is, I've always puzzled over the similarities of Dr. Venture and Dean Pelton. Venture is a genius & Pelton is a buffoon of course ... but the rest kind of lines up.

American education

Is this some shitty kids book?

>get your kid a Star Wars book for Christmas
>it was a big part of your childhood, you barely pay attention to the new movies but you'd thought he might like it
>one day walk in on him pleasuring himself to the picture of the lactating alien sloth
wat do?

so that niglets can understand

Hell, they even look, act, and sound the same.
He'd be a shoe-in for a live action Venture movie.

Star wars is only for retarded children

Do you think Luke has ever just drunk straight from the teat on a bad day to calm himself down? You know like a baby piglet feeding on its mother.

Thanks reddit

I'd watch it.

Stay mad

Gross I can smell the soy and estrogen from here...

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S L O T H M I L K E R S

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Post the cute fish!

>mfw some poster months ago said Rey would fight a sloth monster that consisted of Ben, and anakins force ghost

Please tell me people arent looking forward to TLJ

this could just as easily be a chart for 'no. of emasculated liberal men/ manchildren'

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Where can I find a pdf of this guide or any other star wars DK guide?

Disney are going to make that green milk into an actual product or cereal....Aren't they?

>BRAAAAPP harvester

>sloth
I think you mean manatee, m8

Alone on a remote island for that long? haha can you blame him? haha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha jesus

>Finn sees Rey's goodbye message, when she kissed him, and that's when he decides to go after her.

Welp

It reminds me of some of the MLP porn posted on /trash/

Finn you are saving this franchise

Didn't beat Avatar kek

>Doesn't account for inflation
>"it made money that means it's good"

>when she kissed him

I like how you inserted your fetish into that when it's not even in the image you posted. Kek.

just post the book in its entirety.

>Rey had said goodbye to Finn then she kissed his forehead. Did you not see the movie?

Learn to greentext newfag. And drop the cuck fetish.

This is going to replace Bane posting. Just you watch.

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imgur.com/a/uCsBo

....she LITERALLY kisses his forehead at the end of TFA and says that she hopes to see him again, calling him a friend.

I'm not going to tell you to watch the horrible film, but you should really not comment on things you know nothing about.

You sound upset

I've seen the film once. And in that case it's very different from "she kisses him"

Why did they make Episode 8 take place right after Episode 7? That's so dumb, a huge missed opportunity.

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I also think there is something to be said for the marketing campaign of said films too. People try to say all these new movies coming out are always breaking records but if something like Gone with the Wind or even Titanic had the marketing machine with the internet behind it like all these other shit movies nothing would even come close.

literal titty monster

this is what our hero has been up to for the past 30 years. sucking on sloth titties.

She does kiss him, though. It's YOUR mind that immediately equates it to "kissing him on the lips".

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thanks user-kun.

kek, there it goes again

So he sucks the milk out of the tits right?

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You only have yourself to blame for venturing into forbidden regions.

If they show him milking it, because of the position of the nipples, its going to look like a handjob.

this cannot actually be for a kids book
i refuse to believe something so dumb would be in it

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if they actually show him squeezing a nutsack titty and green goop coming out im gonna freak

omg green hostess pies like they did with the ninja turtles during the 80s

Imagine the smell. Do you think it reacts? What noises do you think it makes while Luke is milking it? Haha Does it look directly at Luke or the camera while he does it? Haha

>literally yaddle milk

Can you imagine the implications if this became mainstream knowledge?

Or does he have to force choke it in some Steve Irwin style?

It's intentional. Someone at Disney is avvin a laff