/trek/-Quark's Is Fun Edition

COME TO QUARK'S
QUARK'S IS FUN

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DON'T WALK, RUN

HOW DID HE DO IT

>Quark makes 1 advertisement
>Odo practically arrests him
C O M M U N I S M

Is facesitting canon in the Star Trek universe?

youtube.com/watch?v=Kg8o__6bEEY
Dohohohoho

ads are cancer. do you really need to advertise when everyone already knows where and what your place is about?

>Have over a decade to plan out the next Trek
>Reject literally dozens of well-crafted, lore-proof ideas from fans and professional writers
>Finally, after years of meticulous planning, you have an idea worthy of reviving one of the most popular and successful franchises ever created
>Michael fucking Burnham and mushrooms

How did they possibly commit such a ridiculous and avoidable blunder?

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they don't care

>Lore was fucked from the start. I don't blame him for murdering thousands of innocent people, hell, I would have done the same
CRAWWWWWWLING

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Odo should be in charge of TV

They call me Nightpain.

You like totally wouldn't understand me.

>It's an STD episode

Is Lore the Shadow the Hedgehog of Trek? H

why are they so big

>STD gets cancelled

Now I'm imagining Brunt walking into Paramount headquarters and forcing them to cancel the show in the name of the Nagus

Nothing personnel, kid

youtu.be/4cCTgRax94o

got any christmas trek?

Was he just misunderstood, y'all?

He was an unfilial son

how did lore manage to outsmart the pakled crew?

Wow, such warrior race. Much honor and glory. Genociding fertile guinea pigs.

He's got the empathic abilities of Councilor Troi

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they're an ecological menace

>Shuttles don't have warp drive
Checkmate, atheists

This. Like locusts on uncut Michoacan meth.

Forgive them, brother

I was just seeing if you were here
You activated my trap card
The runabout is its own class of ship, not a shuttle

I like the old windowless TOS shuttles

I cant remember but don't they call a runabout a shuttle in that kim goes back to earth to fug his waifu episode?

Such underhanded skulduggery will not go unpunished!

I also can't remember

>Disinfo the Soongh Type Android
>likes: dark knowledge, killing, yellow(evil kind not childish one)
>hates: the federation, naps, Kevin

I just finished the Voyager episode where Tuvok and Neelix merge, what the fuck was that ending? holy crap that's dark
>Tuvix is created
>he's a brand new, fully independent and sentient being
>as the weeks go by, the crew gets to know him and he fits in well.
>he gets his quarters, he tells jokes, makes friends, works hard and does a great job - a model crew member
>Janeway straight up fucking murders him as he's begging for his life and pleading to not die
That's real fucked up. It's like if they butchered Chakotay against his will to harvest his organs or something.

reposting because I posted in the dead thread by mistake

>likes:
>No 'misunderstood crystalline life-forms'

Because Janeway was a rudderless schifezza who didn't know what she was doing

based Janeway

>The crew endorses it and nobody questions it or ever mentions it again
wow

i don't think he considered organic life fully real outside his daddy.

When questioned Janeway brought up the idea that maybe they should try to bring back Bel and Anna as well.

It was the Delta quadrant.

You weren't there man. you weren't there.

i laughed

Maybe they should have

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Blame the rights clusterfuck.

Anyone else revolted by the Kobali?

They take the dead of other species and essentially fuck them and turn them into Kobali.

It's obscene and vile. I know the Federation say every species has the right to exist, but what if they did this to a lives one of yours? Unacceptable. They should be eliminated for going against nature. That's just wrong.

user, they're just doing what comes natural to them

Well should I be condemned for doing the same and eliminating them?

Literally begging for his life and they still murder him.

that's not natural

That picture always makes me laugh.

GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG
GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG
GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG
GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG
GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG

>icing space vampires isn't natural.

Best part about this episode is Miles being impressed by (not) Kirk before the Klingons fight the Enterprise crew.

Oh, it's very natural.

>Turning down an opportunity to legally murder Neelix

No, they're resurrecting Neelix, which is a bigger crime

The argument is that she killed one to 'save' two, but by all accounts Neelix and Tuvok were dead. They were basically resurrected weeks after.
It was undeniably murder and it disturbs me that it could be considered "right". Those fuckers were long dead in my eyes.

Just the fact that he looked like Neelix is good enough for some catharsis.

>Another raktajino?
>It'll keep me up all night.
>I can think of better ways of keeping you up ;)
Bashir wants so badly to be Chad

In the documentary they said that Janeway was actually gonna keep him as Tuvix, but then when he begged she couldn't help herself and decided to go through with it.

Not-Kirk was actual-Kirk's actual stunt double.

Dukat caca

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How do you say raktajino in klingonese?

Obviously that must be a translating thing since it has the same ending as cappucino and it would be impossible for klingonese to share etymological history with an earth language.

probably 'raktaj'

*spills nary a drop*

Watley was so hot

based mudd

>Watley was so hot
I like how open she was about wanting to get that physical at 1500 hours sharp.

yeah I guess

and she knew how to work the knob to make the boys go up

*in a mocking tone* that's an order. this new orville episode is great. too bad that alara is leaving

There's something about that spinning of the Dabo wheel that I find very calming. But then I like casinos so that might be why.

Learn how to use Sup Forums if you want to shill here.

orville is good deal with it nigger

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>and she knew how to work the knob to make the boys go up
10 of 10

Just finished Next Generation, but am hesitant on watching DS9

Is it worth it? from what I know the characters don't seem to have much favor / character as TNG team did.

Redpill me on DS9

Sup Forums is a Sup Forums colony newfaggot

>from what I know the characters don't seem to have much favor / character as TNG team did.
This is wrong
Sup Forums has always been NazBol, queer

DS9 is the best star trek series

DS9 is fucking great. It doesn't even have a shitty first couple seasons like TNG.

>king nigger with women crew

Looks like they are trying to hard, might have to end my Trek at TNG

Sup Forums is a Sup Forums colony. deal with it

>women crew
DON'T TALK THAT WAY ABOUT NANA VISITOR

I watched the first episode of DS9 and didn't like it much, but from what I've heard it's comparably good to TNG, in both ups and downs. The main reason I haven't watched it is because I don't want to go through getting invested in another set of characters for a 7 season binge, but I realize that I'm missing out.

Advertising allows the entire industry to operate further down their average cost curve (economy of scale) which reduces consumer facing prices.

im Sup Forums and DS9 is my favorite trek

>Janeway doesn't even tell him he's going to be killed
>she just asks him to go with her so they can ""talk"" privately, so he can't make a scene
>gets security to drag him away and then executes him personally
Tuvix had it rough.

I wasn't sure about DS9 for the first few episodes, but in the end I think I like it more than TNG. It gets great.

KIRK
IS
NAZ
BOL

There's only so many sounds a humanoid tongue can make. Statistically speaking, I'll wager many words were similar. Very similar in fact.

Please end your participation in these threads as well.

>women crew
>Miles "Big Dick" O'Brien is chief engineer
>Worf is there
>Garak and Quark
duuuhhhh

are you drunk?

Worf is the Klingon equivalent of a femboy