What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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She went to college and became a roastie. Like all girls.

Who is the little girl she's driving around with over the past week? She won't stop posting about her.

what do you mean?

she's worth millions...

Looks better than ever before.
I understand why pedos such as yourself would disagree.

It's her five year old girlfriend!

She is older then me lol. I was talking about her career obviously. Miranda looks awesome.

youtube.com/watch?v=_9aDfIvXO4Y

26:00

she cant find good work ever since Dan moved on

she's getting rich from the Despicable Me movies

tell me i don't like watching him he makes me cringe

Do you think that her soft, pale feet are sensitive to kisses?

>expecting a mexican to be attractive past age 18

my cousin looks like her

>Mexican
what

>Blind Item #12
>This former A+ list tweener actress has intermittent franchise. Other than that though she does not get much work. BY now, everyone knows she would rather party than work. The crazy thing is her entire image is this innocent do nothing wrong person. She was so out of control on her last movie, they are not even going to release it to theatres. Others have seen it which is why she has nothing lined up at all.
>crazydaysandnights.net/2017/12/blind-item-12_8.html

I have heard rumors that she is an easy lay at college parties too.

>She invested her money wisely and still earn enough residuals every month that she can live a comfortable upper middle class life without having to work ever again

sounds like every NEET's dream

For real?

she has a net worth of 8 million

the movies do really good and they're already working on another one.

Are you disagreeing with me? Do you think $8 million is a lot?

What I'm saying is she can leave the rest of her life without worrying about money, as long as she's not a complete moron, with what she already earned.

>friendly reminder Sup Forums is always right

you know what op

Did she make a movie?

she made 180,000 an episode

Stop bragging, Dan.

Holy shit!! That's a nice cow to milk.

drake in his 30s got ugly as hell

it turns out that girls are roasties before college

those numbers are in millions

is she half-asian or something?

dan

>so happy she's going to cry

dan really made these girls dreams come true

Interesting...
Any trojan here? Are her college rumors true?

She's weird looking and has no talent.

Did you see her in that horror movie she did? Plenty of talent.

>Plenty of talent.
Was she naked? Pics?

kino

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No she's an actress not a porn star

>Plenty of talent
So, are you talking about acting? Was she so good?

Mouth too big for face too big for head too big for body

Oh, Dan!

Not bad.

is that my main man robert?

to save billions..

mouth too big
>it's just the right size. for me, that is.
head too big for her body
>never heard of the lolita effect

this girl is objectively attractive. what went wrong is 0 talent

Perfection

>tfw you will never see Miranda BBC'd
Crowded was canceled too soon.

Big mouths can gobble cock down to the balls. Past the balls, actually.

you're mom sure can

Only if your dick is small, user. She has perfect DSLs.

My mom's mouth is too tiny and thus shit at gobbling balls.

>Past the balls
that's my fave fetish

That's hot. Please be true.

Bump for interest.
What happened with Icarly? Did she quit acting?

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America is so fucked up perverted, Germany looks like the sex life of a 90 year old in comparison.

her bare feet?