Character takes his pills

>character takes his pills
>just chucks them in his mouth without even the tiniest sip of water

>character swallows his pills on first go
>never has the moment where his throats shuts and refuses to accept the tablet without being plied with bits of food or honey

what's wrong with that

????????? are you 12

I can swallow a handful of pills without water just fine. Are you a woman?

>Can't swallow pills without water
whut?

t. throatlets

Not all of us grew up swallowing loads and accepting foreign objects down our throat.

Maybe its just Americans being forcefed pills for any minor complaint from birth.

t. muslim

I never have a drink with pills

who the fuck washes pills down with water and not yoghurt? water is rough and hurts your throat

I use my own saliva to swallow pills, not that hard.

Have fun with your eroded esophagus, morons.

>american movie
>character takes pills

>water is rough

what did he mean by this

It gets everywhere.

>Implying I care about my health

>wisecracking sidekick steals french fries from main characters plate

>he takes pride on having a big black cock wide throat

I didn't know they were making a Naruto live-action adaptation, I always liked the Aburame clan.

What would happen if we nuked them again?

>badass action hero gets out of hospital
>needs to take pain meds
>opens mouth and shakes it
>a completely random number of pills fall into his mouth

...

>watching the 2015 mission impossible movie in the cinema
>bit near the end involves Simon peggs character wearing special contact lenses
>in a scene he takes them both out at the same time with two fingers like it was nothing

I still remember this.

It would make them vulnerable to an invasion by Russia which would undo the reason they got nuked in the first place.

>takes pill
>completely dislocated his neck by yanking his head to the back like he intends to stuff the pill in his nose from the back of his mouth
>this is considered cool

>character takes pills
>chews them like tic-tacs which implies they don't taste like war fucked death

FUCK YOU I HATE YOU

He's a braindead wojak

Rekt

>character puts in contact lenses
>doesn't have them stick to his finger and become inverted then dry out from all the fumbling so once he finally gets it installed it feels like broken glass in his eye

...

Some people like the earthy bitterness. My roommate used to suck on his multivitamin every morning.

>earthy

>character takes a shit
>doesnt ball up 10 square of toilet paper and ram up asshole to let it absorb all leakage
>doesn't wipe until visible blood
>doesn't even look at his own log

>one of the character's ears is lower than the other, meaning that glasses always sit crooked on his face but he's too much of a pussy to get used to contacts

How do you shake your mouth?

contacts are just a mild irritant at worst.

>doesn't wash his pills down with melted butter

>why did I save this 4
Here, for your collection

>"hot chick" dance routine starts
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Idk dude i jerked off to this sooooo many times when i was 10

My pills taste absolutely horrible (Venlafaxine), I have to take them with a little bit of orange juice or something, else I want to throw up.

>american movie
>character is addicted to prescription drugs

> years ago some girl in class suddenly started screaming
> like 10 minutes
> her contacts wanted to go behind her eyes, the mental image creeps me out

> have so much sand in my eyes that I regularly can't open my eyes for a couple of minutes after waking up because some gets under the eyelids and needs to break up first

I feel like I will keep my eyesight for only 10 further years tops.

Sometimes I've had my contacts kind of go up past my eyelid and it's a bitch to get out but I'm pretty sure it's impossible for them to actually go behind your eyes, and I think the lenses going past your eyelid is only an issue of you use daily disposable lenses rather than monthlies.

>badass action hero gets out of hospital
>needs to take pain meds
>doesn't take them because too tough for that
>doesn't follow any of the doctor's advice
>jumps right back into the action