We need the Rock but on a low budget and with no charisma

>we need the Rock but on a low budget and with no charisma
>I've got you covered f.am

>implying GOATista isn't better in every way
finna kys Dwayne

>we need the rock but we need him to actually act and be believable in a role

>Not recognizing the best acting performance in the film

>We need the Rock, but with actual acting skills and screen believable screen presence

How many times are you going to make this thread Dwayne?

Thinly veiled /asp/ thread?

so the rock?

>Le I have famously huge turds faec

Kek this cunt is a famously huge turd.

>Dwayne is THIS mad

He played Drax?

...

>We need the Rock but with a larger dick that people can't stop talking about

Lmao, Dwayne is a washed up hack while this guy is making actual kino gold. Enjoy your Jumanji reboot, dumb mark.

>The Rock
>Acting skills

Literally only able to play himself.

>Enjoy your Jumanji reboot, dumb mark.bet your skinny ass I will my man we and the senpaitachi are gonna go to the cinema after having dinner with our respective FAMILIES, that's the only way you can enjoy the Jungle Jammin' Bonanza that is JUMANJI. Me and the lads already hve our pissbottles ready, last time James watched a movie with Dwayne he had to aim his piss stream to pee right in a guy's drink. Fortunately that guy did not laugh, so he didn't DESERVE to watch some CLASSIC, GOOD COMEDY. Do you think it's a movie for everyone? Do you think the average loner who jerks off to those artsy directors like james cameron could ever enjoy JUMANJI? HAHAHAHAHAH are you serious? Jumanji has to be enjoyed with your friends, girlfiend, wife, son, daughter and family by YOUR side, you could never get it

#LITTY

>2017
>Not enjoying the raunchiest actor of our era
Pleb

Dwayne pls

I'm starting to think it's actually Dwayne making these threads

Is Dwayne the biggest mark in all of wrestling?

filters were turned off a long time ago mate

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Dwayne is a janny

FFS DWAYNE! Stop posting this shit you are a grown man and a millionaire!