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>Right wing talk show hosts aren't funn-

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is alex jones kino?

This is the guy who admitted under oath that he's playing a character, right?

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Didn't this guy's wife divorced him and took all his kids?

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Alex Jones is a comedy character and no one can convince me otherwise

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you wouldn't?

He is, but he also hides the truth in his comedy.

He still has custody

Shared custody.

alex jones is the greatest leftist comedian of all time

>right wing
>anything remotely right of Marxism is now deemed "right wing"
He's a radical humanist with wild ideas that span the political spectrum.

gold

But Libtards are funny.
They make us laugh every day.

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"Left wing" and "right wing" are gross oversimplifications anyway.

My coworker listens to tons of Alex Jones, Joe Rogan, etc. and I've heard multiple times these people complain about how bisexuals "aren't real". Can someone explain why bisexuality triggers the right-wing so much?

No his wife was determined to be mentally unfit to take care of the kids and AJ currently has custody.

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Because it's literally the only thing keeping them from sucking every cock they see.

>Sup Forums unironically listens to and buys nootropics from this soyboy

It doesn't. Never heard Alex Jones talk about bisexuals in a disparaging way

>white """"""""""people""""""""""

As someone who was raised in a very conservative and anti-LGBTQA church, they thought that bisexuals were either a) confused hetero/homosexuals or b) attention whores. They viewed homosexuality as a mental illness, and having that be on a spectrum rather than binary, muddled their narrative. No idea if people like Joe Rogen or Alex Jones think this (they are very, very different from my ex-church) but it's how the baptist church I grew up in viewed it.

tldr: sexuality being black and white helps their beliefs, being on a spectrum hinders it

>Sup Forumsestinians were soyboys all along
ayy lmao

To be fair, it was never the two hosts, it was always a guest. The most recent that comes to mind was a guest on Joe Rogan's show complaining about how all movies were "Liberal Propaganda" these days and how Valerian apparently was propaganda because it's lead actress was bisexual (he then went on a tangent about how those don't exist) - ignoring the leftist plot by the way

>This is the guy who admitted under oath that he's playing a character, right?
If your wife is suing for custody on the explicit basis that the views expressed on your TV show are indicative of you not being fit to serve as a parent, you might just possibly have an incentive to disavow that show in court.
Crazy idea, I know.

I guess they think defining yourself by sexuality is nonsensical

To be fair, it doesn't help when many people on both sides define people by their sexuality (for better or worse). I don't define myself by my homosexuality, but some of my far-right Conservative coworkers sure do. It's all they see me as, both the positive and negative stereotypes associated with being a gay man. I'll admit "tumblr gays" are much worse for it, but it is a bi-partisan problem.

that's the stuff

How do you even stop this force of nature?

alex jones isnt right wing

source: alex jones

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Has he ever made a coherent argument before?

lmao
You could just drink Monster zero ultra

Argument for what?

Pretty sure most liberals are not Marxists

Can we please get this straight once and for all

Marxist: believes in the inherent class conflict between proletariat and bourgeoisie; the bourgeois state which serves the interests of capital must be overthrown through a militant dictatorship of the proletariat to establish a socialist state
Liberal: believes in capitalism moderated by some 'common sense' government regulations, special protections for minorities and ethical consumerism

Which part is similar?

Not being your dumb racist uncle who had a few too many at your family gathering

jones isnt really racist

>rednecks actually watch hours upon hours of this garbage in between crystal myth, shooting racoons, molesting children and praying to jeebus

Can we gas the red states already? They are literal cancer.

>racist

I hate Jones as much as the next Leftist, but he is sure as fuck not racist and it's clear that you have no idea what Jones even stands for.

Go back to rḙddit you tru-leftist faggot. You act exactly like liberals, subscribe to the exact same SJW bullshit, then try to pretend you're somehow different because you wasted your dad's money learning about Karl Marx and taking sociology classes. Even more delusional are the tru-leftists who say "liberals are center-right".

So he doesnt actually believe in anything and will throw his principles aside to help him self?

You realize this argument doesnt help you right? Being a cynical fuck with no principles is not a good thing.

He’s funny as hell. Most of his shit is so ludicrous but when he was on joe rogan I was surprised by how much he actually knew

Are his big words triggering you?

What's the fuel here, brain force or super male vitality?

>WAAAHHHHHH

You clearly have no idea how different Marxists are. For one Marxists are some of the most pro-gun people you will ever meet in your life.

This is a meme my Marxist friend sent me the other day, he genuinely believes every last word in it.

He's crazy, but he's done his research.

This fucking guy

>says "globalists" instead of "jews"
>hehe I'm too clever for those dumb libtards!

You faggots think you're so sly but you're fucking morons. Your boy alex also thinks the moon landing is fake, that 9/11, sandy hook and the oklahoma city bombing were inside jobs and that Obama is a secret kenyan muslim. He's a fucking rabble rousing retard who specializes in whipping people into a panic so that he can sell them his bullshit snake oil. user you embarrass yourself when you praise this man.

Sorry to break it to you but the "SJW bullshit" they believe is different too. Liberals believe it comes down to uneducated and particularly bigoted people (babyboomers, white trash, etc.) while Marxists believe it is a consequence of the economic structure of society.

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The final redpill.

WTF I'M A MARXIST NOW!

He is playing a character. That character is called "What if Bill Hicks faked his own death, got plastic surgery and a voice change, and ran a conspiracy-themed talk show."

This is why he gets squirrely when people ask him if he's Bill Hicks. Only a retard thinks he is, of course. But when he's in character that's who he imagines himself to be.

He's actually a pretty talented voice impressionist.

If Obama were white, do you think he would have still spread the kenyan muslim theory?

He doesn't yet know the difference between Proletarian Marxism and Cultural Marxism.

He's probably not very far from joining the alt-right. Many were radical leftists.

The idea of cultural marxism is literally nazi propaganda.

People really believe this isn't staged? He just combines conservative talk radio with the WWE. I doubt he believes half the shit he says. It's all just entertainment.

He did admit that it's all an act/character when the lawyer took his kids.

you have a marxist "friend"

Why don't you just kill him?
Put him out of his misery

But the Frankfurt school and Foucault existed though.
These things influence modern society.

There's only one Marxism senpai, the "others" are just ideologies who have appropriated the name for their own gain.

Those are babbys first nootropics honestly.

all marxists honestly deserve to be slaughtered so we can implement free markets and have high living standards

If you disagree you literally want to be poor and enslaved.

He would have spread another theory.

Obama is also a racist. Against whites. White conservatives picked up on that. Because identity politics is forbidden for whites, they said hyperbolous things about birth certificates instead. White conservatives are often stuck in this predicament of having to say everything other than what they mean.

But even though he's essentially an areligious urbanite, it's true he identifies more closely with brown Muslims than American whites. Read his autobiography if you don't believe me.

it was a fringe conspiracy theory until breivik.

not even joking. google trend it.

This is what I believed until I spent a few hours on a radical racist site known as Wikipedia.

Alex Jones is pure kino

>violating the NAP
SHALL

>coming from the an-com

You'll be poor and enslaved because the free market determined that your value as a slave to someone smarter than you is more than you could generate yourself.

Non-sequitur

Not an argument.

No NAP is violated because marxists are not people desu

Yes Hbomberguy, we know.

You won't win any votes like that mate.

>can't handle meritocracy
lmao git gud brainlet poorfag

You can play a character and still have the same views, even if the character is more exaggerated.

>i'm not like those other liberals

>he actually believes in surplus value
>he actually believes the capitalist class hoards all consumer goods and this is the reason he's poor
>he uses these faulty arguments to try a justify the state controlling every aspect of his life and making him a slave
You people are extremely fucking brainwashed and your arguments are full of holes.

What baffles me is how socialists genuinely think Lenin and Mao were great leaders and should be emulated. You even get "well Stalin wasn't THAT bad" from most if you press them.
Keeps me from ever actually taking their arguments seriously, no matter how convincing it may be. They're nothing more than edgy kids, no better than Hitler Did Nothing Wrong teenagers

Anthony Cumia is hilarious

How come all women don't lose like this?

this

>i'm not like those other fascists

Ant needs to do more infowars

Who?

>when capitalism begins to fail and suddenly everyone has their ass in the air about how communism is terrible and there are no alternatives to capitalism

>if I say not an argument I will get these guys to sperg and type walltext so I can issue a sneering one-line rejoinder

>ITS CALLED RACIAL REALISM MOM!

Literally, unironically, unhyperbolically not even an argument.

>So he doesnt actually believe in anything and will throw his principles aside to help him self?
No you retard. You are under no moral obligation to say you believe in something that's being used against you in a custody trial.

"Get out there and take these je-.... (((globalists))) on!"

What did he mean by this?

>>when capitalism begins to fail
When has this happened?
We're currently living through a disaster caused by government interventionism and CENTRAL BANKING.

If we actually had a free market things would be amazing.

he actually names them by family and stupid ass stormfront says "hurr he dun name the jew"

Neither has anything to do with Marxism but were alternative critiques of capitalism. The problem is everyone uses Marxism synonymously with anti-capitalism when Marxism is a very particular brand of anti-capitalism based on materialism and class conflict. Clueless kids who wear Che Guevara shirts and hate 'consumerism' and countercultural movements aren't really representative of Marxism-Leninism, which requires a tangible and organized movement, not just ideas or tendencies.

That would have made it 300% funnier.