This is going to be a complete disaster, isn't it?

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It can't be worse than Resurrection.

She's pretty hot for her age imo

I see two things that I like about the movie already. Otherwise yeah, this is going to be a mediocre cash grab, just like literally 99% of remakes / reboots / etc.

I thought the rob zombie movies were good and ended it well, pretty disappointed to see it dredged up for nostalgia points, but hey its a horror franchise so its to be expected I suppose

If they get the mask right, then it will be better than all of the other Halloween sequels.

I can imagine

This

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>not bringing back Danielle Harris as Jaime
>no Loomis

Confirmed shit

I M A G I N E

I wish Carpenter were directing it instead of being a producer

It might be the best halloween since the first one.

He's old as fuck, he probably isn't comfortable directing anymore.

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>>I got a great idea for a movie! Let’s re-make an already great movie

zombie's halloween 2 is terrible how can you defend homeless talking Michael

Jaime Lee Curtis is based tho

I preferred mentally ill autismo to mcguffin plot device

It's a sequel to the original
>The 11th film in the “Halloween” series will ignore the events of all previous sequels, picking up 40 years after the events of the original film.
Another Texas Chainsaw 3D in the making imo. Fucking Danny McBride, man.

If they don't call it Halloween H40 I won't see it.

>>I prefer a stupid explaination rather than using my imagination.

I want to see her do a nude scene again, I bet her titties are still super perky.

and that delicious grey bush...

>see her massive clit flopping around
bueno

>and the studio that brought you sinister, insidious & paranormal activity
>danny mcbride

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at least jamie lee remembers

He's writing new Halloween, retard.

Oh yes you can Rob Zombie's Halloween

Aren't they retconning 2? i.e. it didn't happen.

I recall hearing something about that and immediately thinking how fucking stupid it is.

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

i have faith in david gordon green

No because David Gordan Green has actually made some good movies.

While that movie isn't good, nothing in that movie is as bad as Busta Rhymes spin kicking Michael Myers.

>Aren't they retconning 2?
yeah

Arnold Swartcernekger was Michael Myers?
Well, i guess we all gotta start from somewhere.

Didn't she die in one of the later sequels? How are they justifying that?

Not really. There are 4 timelines.
The new movie will form a new timeline.
There is the alternate timeline of Rob Zombie's Halloween.
There is the Thorne timeline, which concludes in The Curse of Michael Myers.
And there is the sequel timeline.

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>The 11th film in the “Halloween” series will ignore the events of all previous sequels

yes, that is very fucking dumb. why would michael come after laurie if she's not his sister?

stop ignoring sequels dumb fucks. jamie lee curtis fucking up the franchise yet again. the series was better off without her.

>The new movie will form a new timeline.
and they will form another timeline once jamie lee curtis needs more money...again

>the rob zombie movies were good
t. rob zombie

have you seen the ward? that was easily his worst movie, and I'm glad he stopped directing.

Danny fucking McBride. Confirmed dogshit.

nothing matters except the first movie
until this movie makes money, they make a sequel, which will bomb, and they will retcon everything...again!

isn't that great?

>retconning the single best slasher ever made
Who thought this was a good idea?

How is it a stupid explanation? look at the amount of real school shooters and shit that were unstable autismos
>muh imagination
you mean stupid fairy tale bullshit? wow that is a lot scarier than something that could actually happen in the real world.

because somebody doesn't like the "laurie is michael sister" plotline.
>michael comes from a le evil white trash family
>good writing

no

butthurt white trash autismo detected, movie hit too close to home huh Sup Forums?

only white trash audience actually likes rob zombie movies, so nice projection you got there

Just like every single reboot taking place decades after the original movie, yes, it will be awful

I just want more Michael, Jason and Freddy. Slashers is a genre that need a revival.

>grey bush

dont do this to me user

the series and its dumb fucking lore can stay buried

>and its dumb fucking lore
brother-sister thing was a carpenter's idea.

what's a pornstar that looks like present day jamie lee haha asking for a friend

Yeah. Still waiting for a new Friday the 13th 2bh.