In movies, why do bad guys always have cats and good guys always have dogs?

In movies, why do bad guys always have cats and good guys always have dogs?

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Cat vs dog is false dichotomy used to control sheep pet cucks. Either way you approve of disgusting mass pet ownership. Cats and dogs both are worthless vermin and should be dramatically reduced in number. Did you know pet industry was one of only industries that was unaffected by recession? Pathetic normalfags lavish luxury on their brainless animals and use them as pseudochildren (because they can't afford or handle the responsibility of a real child) and use them as status sumbols.

just like in real life

Please don't be autistic in my thread. Thanks, hun.

This.

Ownership of animals should be for work or food.

Martin Blank from Gross Pointe Blank had a cat.

Wasn't that movie about a hitman?

Cats are superior pets for superior people

he's right though

He's autistic. If you can't form a basic owner/pet bond what makes you think you're capable of forging and maintaining actual human connections?

Because "pets" are a very modern invention whereas human connection isnt.

Because normies hate loners as they view them as threatening so it's always loners as the evil ones when they have cats, whereas dogs are for conformists.

Autists actually connect with animals far better than they do with humans you don't know what you're talking about.

>very modern invention
>dogs are human companions since we became settlers and cats have been living with humans for literal millenia
>completely ignoring horses

My bad, good thing everyone on Sup Forums is an autism expert.

Exactly, fucking normalfags cucking for infection vectors, making noise at night and leaving shit everywhere, all because "it was cute"

i bet you are virgin lmao

They were kept because they were useful whether for work, protection, entertainment or even religious purposes.

People back then weren't emotionally attached to animals, they din't "love" them like subhumans do now.

Cats are evil. Every cat is a host for a demon.

>People back then weren't emotionally attached to animals
Source: my ass

this is inherently false, when the villain does own a cat it is an exception to the rule and is usually used to convey the idea that the villain is well-mannered and calculating.

Dog owners = conformists
Cat owners = free thinkers

>People back then weren't emotionally attached to animals
Lol

Real men own chinchillas.

Ulysses and his dog Argos.
Source: The Odyssey

My cat is not evil. R-right ?

Romans would eat or sacrifice their pets regularly.

There's no evidence whatsoever of people in history treating animals as children.

>sole vector for toxoplasmosis
>superior
They're vermin akin to rats.

>People back then weren't emotionally attached to animals, they din't "love" them like subhumans do now.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epitaph_to_a_Dog

>"Epitaph to a Dog" (also sometimes referred to as "Inscription on the Monument to a Newfoundland Dog") is a poem by the British poet Lord Byron. It was written in 1808 in honour of his Newfoundland dog, Boatswain, who had just died of rabies. When Boatswain contracted the disease, Byron reportedly nursed him without any fear of becoming bitten and infected.[1] The poem is inscribed on Boatswain's tomb, which is larger than Byron's, at Newstead Abbey, Byron's estate.[2]

Cats are literally the opposite of vermin they hunt vermin.

Who cares how people treat animals as long as it's not horrible? You're really coming off like a jealous kid whose parents never hugged him but let Fido sleep on their bed.

>1808
You realize most of modern degeneracy was invented around that time, right? To top it off, Byron was a freemason, the poison that condemned European civilization to death.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis
>Toxoplasmosis is a parasitic disease caused by Toxoplasma gondii.[3]
>Toxoplasmosis is usually spread by eating poorly cooked food that contains cysts, exposure to infected cat feces
>Up to half of the world's population is infected by toxoplasmosis
>Cats excrete the pathogen in their feces for a number of weeks after contracting the disease, generally by eating an infected rodent
Enjoy your brain cysts and lifelong brain inflammation as your immune system combats the parasite. Cats should be exterminated

>when the villain does own a cat it is an exception to the rule
It's literally a cliche at this point you wang.

>half of the world have it
>zero bad effects

Wew

>You realize most of modern degeneracy was invented around that time, right?
You people are hilarious.

Definitely posessed.

>zero bad effects
Prevalence doesn't mean it's not bad for you user, most of America is obese.

>muh Greeks
All that was dead and buried.

Except obesity is one of the largest causes of death in America, ahead of smoking, ahead of cancer even soon, how many die from this voodoo cat parasite?

>zero bad effects
Except the cysts it causes to form in your brain, which causes brain inflammation for the entirely of your life, which is linked to a whole host of problems. Asymptomatic != harmless, and in fact that's even worst as it means people don't seek treatment (not that there is).
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25573476
>Upon infection of humans and animals with Toxoplasma gondii, the parasites persist as intraneuronal cysts that are controlled, but not eliminated by the immune system
>brain-resident cells including astrocytes, microglia and neurons contribute to the intracerebral immune response by the production of cytokines, chemokines and expression of immunoregulatory cell surface molecules, such as major histocompatibility (MHC) antigens
Enjoy your brain cysts, you retard. Cats are pure vermin

>if it doesn't literally kill you it's not bad

So where are all these cysts then in autoposies if so many people have it?

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>people don't die
>therefore it's harmless
I guess a lobotomy is harmless because it doesn't kill you, huh. Brain inflammation is linked to mental disorders and illness, which is linked to reduced life expectancy

user... I just made you argue with yourself. And lose. You need to rethink your life.

You can look up images on google.
Also only ~11% have it in the US.

>comparing this parasite to a lobotomy

You are shit at arguing.

is harmless unless the bitch is preggo, doesn't have to be cat directly can have badly cooked lamb to get it

Do you go around eating cat shit?

Because dogs are slave animals and the movie industry wants to trick you into the same position.

I too eat badly cooked lamb all the time.

>he a good boy
>he dindu nuffin
>the pet of peace
>cats cause brain tumors!

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are u into read?

based catanddoghater poster

It really makes no sense because dogs are fascist bootlickers, while cats are for more libertarian, independent minded people.

No, you are when your argument for keeping putrid vermin around is that they don't outright kill you. You're probably already infected and have lowered IQ from chronic brain inflammation.

Replace "stick" with "yarn" and the result is the same. Cats also play with humans.

is just example, jeebus special needs kids

This so much, besides the cats scare the devil right?

looks like a dank cat, congrats

No because I don't eat cat shit, since as 50% of people have it so you say odds are you have it which makes you make posts like you have been in this thread.

Because cats are born evil while doggos have only good in the hearts.
>t.cat owner

youtu.be/ynC0jLGBA_U

Cats and dogs can see ghosts and evil spirits, cats will keep themselves safe, but a doggo will try to keep you both safe.

Cats are intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

I simply predicted your entire argument, and checkmated you 10 posts ahead. The Ancient Regime was Europe. Plato, Rome, Christ, Aquinas were all ubiquitous in it. We are living the equivalent of late antiquity's late stages.

Because you get it from eating cat shit.

this. Dog is a good and a loyal friend whom brings happiness and safety to its owner.

Dog is for a male that can't protect himself.

cats and dogs have been bred to act as human companions and be the most lovable creatures since domestication first came about hundreds of thousands of years ago, so your disdain of them only proves you are mentally ill

based cat

>“No other scent did that, not even that of a familiar dog,” Berns explained, “It’s not the case that they see us as ‘part of their pack as dogs,’ they know that we’re something different— there’s a special place in the brain just for us. What we’re finding with the imaging work is that dogs love their humans—and not just for food. They love the company of humans simply for its own sake.”
The difference between dogs and cats.

>tfw she sometimes watch movies with me

based cato

>Dog is a good and a loyal friend whom brings happiness and safety to its owner.
yeah all those people who got killed by their own dogs are real happy

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand cats

>No because I don't eat cat shit
Neither does anyone else, yet they're infected. You've come in contact with cat feces if you've been around a cat: they lick themselves and spread particles all around.
>so you say odds are you have it
No, I got tested and came clean, and have avoided vermin cats ever since then. I even avoid people who own cats, because they're diseased.

>I got tested and

LMAO can just imagine you now walking around with an asian face mask everywhere in case you come into contact with a cat, I'd suggest you watch out more for HIV than cat parasite it seems that's what you are more likely to get.

Pit Bulls or any dog breed that is related are a mistake.

t. Muhammad

Following that logic, reptiles would be the most desirable category of pets.

you forgot that the only reason why pet industry is alive and well is because of white "people". these fucking whiteys treat their dogs/cats like children, like they're actual biological children. It's disgusting. It's sick cacs shit. Bestiality porn? It's always white people. It's always white women getting fucked by dogs on camera, it's always white men getting fucked by dog dick on camera. Slavery is nothing compared to why that these crackers do with their pets

You forgot sandniggers and donkeys, camels

Any particular genre she prefers?

Holy shit, Americans are so fucking retarded about Freemasonry it's hilarious. The Grand Lodge of England and America are both middle/upper class boys clubs, but the Grand Lodge of Scotland is the blueprint for all other Freemason organisations and they're primarily working class. It's full of emergency service personnel.

cast him

You forgot niggers and chimpanzee
Its how aids got a float

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She doesn't seem to care much, although she likes the little home cinema better than the monitor of my pc, who wouldn't ?
I remember that a movie had her full attention once but can't remember which movie

That was a good show.

Give me a quick rundown on this cat

It's just a cat that looks like Ron Perlman. That's it.

t. shitskin

his younger more attractive brother

>*Some* autists actually connect with animals far better than they do with humans

Fix'd. Otherwise they'd be a miracle cure for autism

t. chink many animal eater

>Cats are pure vermin
if all of a sudden, you felt a hand on your shoulder, looked up, and beheld the devil, with a grin wider than his face
and he raised his other hand and spun his index finger thrice, to the sound of bells and sparkles
and the next you knew, you where whisked away and found yourself in a nebulous room with him, me and a cat
any cat, really
and he then presented me with a pistol and told me that it's you or the cat, or all of existence comes to an end and all souls languish for eternity
i would empty the clip into your worthless ass without blinking, and keep clicking the trigger a few times more for dramatic effect, fuckboy